Zeref:*scanning papers*
Me:Awww.
Zeref:What?
Me:Natsu made me a picture. :3
Zeref: -_-, why don't you die.
Me:*shrugs* why is pedobear next to your bed?
Zeref:IT'S NOT PEDOBEAR!
Me:*smirks* uh huh.

(Which is better:Natsu drawing or Zeref's studies?)