Me:Lucy Is that your baby?
Lucy:No! Someone made us watch it.
Natsu:And she sprayed me with a water bottle! T-T
Lucy: Cause you kept squishing his face!
Me:What made you give Natsu the baby?
Lucy:....
Natsu:Can I have my baby then?
Me:*holds baby* Never!

(Question:Is Natsu ready for children?)