Me:*plastured* Calm....dwon you two*hic* let them-*falls in a puddle of booze*
Laxus:Great now we have three drunks.
Me:What you call me?
Laxus:Nothing drunky.
Me:That is r-right....hey why are there 5 of you?*passes out*
Laxus:*facesplams*

(Question:What do you think you are when your drunk?)