Me: and we're back.
Laxus: yep. •-•
Mira: ^-^

The demon gave the psychologically broken man a puzzled look. "Laxus, what have you..." Then she saw it. The door to the shipping wall room was wide open and there was a gaping hole in the wall, which could only mean... "W-w-where have you just come from?!"

"F-fucking shipping wall Mira! What's o-on the fucking shipping wall?!" Laxus' face was a mixture between purely shocked and utterly terrified. "M-m-my face is o-on the wall Mira!"

Me: ooooo

There was a moment of silence in the guild before someone spoke again. "So who was it next to again Laxus?"

"NATSU YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!" Lucy yelled, lunging to kill the disturber of this...intimate moment? Is it intimate? Sure, why not.

The rest of the guild's eyes shifted from Laxus to Mira and back again, waiting for one of them to say anything. As per usual, the Thunder God was the first to speak again. "So...did you really put that on the wall?" Silence. "Does this mean...you're actually into me?" Silence. "...erm, hello?"

He wasn't going to get an answer. At that moment Mira was in her happy place, completely away from the events that were unfolding before her. This was her curse; while she was fine getting other people together by telling them what to say and do, she could never manage to find the right thing to do for herself. Lisanna, who had also came to the hospital with her to see their brother, decided to speak for her. "Maybe she did. What's it to you anyways?"

"That's a good question Laxus; what is she to you?" Evergreen walked forward a little bit to stand in front of the frozen woman.

"Well that's simple you id-..." Laxus started before the words of Gildarts rang out in his head. "I'm sure there's someone out there who you could at least tolerate for a bit." He gritted his teeth and muttered "God damned old man..." He looked around and spotted his crisis manager. "Wendy, situation thirty-seven. Let's go."

Me: ahahhahaha
Laxus:shiz
Mira;welp.

"Sure thing Mr Laxus!" The small girl squeaked and hopped off her chair to follow her friend to the nearest ice cream shop.

As soon as those two left, they were replaced by Bickslow and Freed who were met with a rather confusing sight. "So...I guess we missed out on something big again huh?"

-At the nearby 'Icey Piecy' shop-

Wendy had secretly been looking forward to this emergency since it was first thought up. Not only did she get free ice cream, but she also got to talk about the one thing that her older friend was useless with; women he liked.

Said older friend had been nursing his lemon sorbet for about five minutes now. "You know Wendy, if it had been anyone else I probably would have just ripped the shit out of them for it. But...I dunno man, something about Mira is just...different."

"Different how?" The wind wizard placed her hands together to make a triangle shape.

"I'm not sure. Different in a...good way I guess. Like she's compared to all the other bimbos around here she's the most fun to be with."

"Good good." Wendy picked up her ice cream cone from the rack and licked it. "So she's fun to be with but allow me to pose this question to you Mr Laxus; do you love her?"

The Thunder God rolled his eyes. "Oh love, what a pretentious thing. All this 'oh she's the one' crap is just plain old boring!"

"Fine then, do you like her more than the rest?"

He thought for a moment. "Hmm...I guess I do. She's always so warm and friendly to everyone. Plus I love the way how she beats the shit out of people." Taking another bite of his sorbet, he sighed. "Still, you saw her back there in the guild. She just froze when I mentioned it."

Me: Quote of the year people.
Mira: aw ^-^
Laxus:..>.>

"Perhaps that was because she was just as shocked as you were. I mean you weren't as cool as you usually were." Wendy smiled and nodded to the till. "More ice cream please!"

Laxus rolled his eyes before standing up. "Christ I'm taking love advice from a twelve year old. Thank god nobody can see me now."

Me: well when you put it in that way...*bursts out laughing*
Mira: XD HAHA

"And you said we were the uncool ones!" Spinning round, Laxus was greeted with the sight of both Bickslow and Freed. "Getting ice cream with the brat; how lame."

"Blow it out your ass Bickslow!" Was the reply, complete with a glare and a good flipping off. "How the hell did you guys even find me anyways?!"

"It was a simple matter of deduction Master." Freed said, straightening up. "Once we returned to the guild I was able to gather sufficient information to calculate what you had done. Situation thirty seven means that you would have left the guild in search of a nearby shop that would allow you privacy. When you factor in that Wendy went with you, that narrowed it down to either ice cream parlours or fast food restaurants, which was where my real skills came into play..."

Laxus rolled his eyes. "Yeah yeah we know you're great Sherlock. So what have you got there in your hands?"

Taking his hands out from behind his back, the rune mage offered the blonde a small book. "I acquired this from behind the counter of the bar while the others were attempting to get Mira to respond to them. I believe it is her diary."

Me: READ IT.
Mira: NO.
Laxus: hmm...

"Mr Laxus no!" Wendy yelled, running from the table to them. "That's personal!"

Laxus eyed the book cautiously. "So you want me to read the most personal, private and possible embarrassing thoughts that Mira has ever had?" His subordinates nodded. "...gimmie."

Me:  it's a trap!  (Will feature a person whoever gets this reference)

Taking the book, he flicked to a random page and began reading. "'January Second; Today was the day my new beads arrived...'"

Bickslow slammed the book shut before Wendy got nightmares. "A-actually we already flicked through it and marked the important sections for you." He pointed to the little flaps of paper jutting out from the top of the book.

"Good job guys." Laxus muttered before turning to the first marked section. "'February Twelfth; I finally went to see that new play at Magnolia Theatre...' Bickslow what the hell is this crap?!"

"Just skip to maybe the second last line."

"Ahh fine! 'Laxus came back from his quest finally. He looks a bit tired so I tried not to bother him but it was so hard! Especially when I saw all the bruises on his body. All I wanted to do was hug him, but I don't think that's exactly his scene. Maybe next time I guess.' ...god she's soppy! Hell the only reason I had bruises was because of that damned train seat. I've sat on more comfortable cacti!"

Wendy laughed. "I think you're missing the point here. She wants to cuddle you."

The Thunder God quirked an eyebrow. "Is that a good thing?" She nodded smiling. "Well ok then; let's see what the next one has to offer. 'April Fifth;' Elfman feeling ill...some shit about him and Evergreen...missing underwear...oh, here we go! 'Had a good conversation with Laxy today.'" He shuddered a bit at her pet name for him. "'He's actually pretty funny when he isn't being a dick. I ended up getting cuddled on his knee. Score! If only I could do that every day.' Yeah I remember that one too. We ended up talking about what music we were into and I made her listen to some genuinely good bands. I thought she was just enjoying the music but I guess not..."

Me: *snickers*
Mira: *laughs*
Laxus: *flickers of lighting*
Me: Yo calm down you rebelious pikachu.
Mira: Hahahaha

Bickslow smirked. "The other ones are a bit less...PG shall we say but since you get the idea I guess there's no reason to read them."

"...I'll be back in fifteen minutes." And with that the dragon slayer left to check out the rest of the diary for, ahem, research purposes. After twenty minutes of the other three standing awkwardly eating ice cream he finally returned with wide eyes and a traumatised look. "I mean I knew she was into some kinky shit but...damn son. Damn."

Me: oh? @-@
Mira: ^-^;
Laxus:...?

"So what is the plan now Master Laxus?" Freed enquired, still wearing a goofy smile from the praise he had received earlier.

Their leader grinned. "Oh I'm sure I'll think of something..."

-Back at the guild hall-

Cana and Gildarts strolled into the guild hall expecting something a lot different to what was there. After explaining her plan to her father, Cana was looking forward to seeing the new couple cuddling on one of the couches or drinking together at the bar. However, the sight she was greeted with was something far from that. "Erm Mira...why do you have a suitcase in your hand?"

Mira looked towards the new voice with tears still streaming down her face. "Oh no reason Cana, just my life here is now officially over."

"Why's that?"

"Well, you know, Laxus found the shipping wall and saw the ship."

"Oh really?!" Cana feigned surprise and gasped. "What did you do?!"

The demon dropped the bag and ran over to her friend. "Oh I froze up Cana! I just froze, then he talked, then he left with Wendy, then I stood there for about five minutes, then Freed and Bickslow went to find him and they're not back and...and..."

Cana shooshed her friend and cuddled her. "It'll be ok. I bet he's just gone to-..."

Elfman hobbled through the door beside Evergreen with a worried look on your face. "I couldn't find that book for you sister. I...wasn't manly enough."

"If my diary isn't in my room then..." All of the colour drained from Mira's face. "No...if he read it I'd die..."

Cana had to suppress a smile. "So the backup plan did work. Excellent."

Just then Freed and Bickslow strolled into the guild. "Did you find him?!" Mira asked in a shrill voice of desperation, completely missing the flash of light that followed them.

"We did see the Master," Freed reported, "but he did not want to be disturbed. He seemed to be reading a book of some kind whilst wearing a highly traumatised face."

Mira was silent for a whole minute before going back over to pick up her suit case. "...he has my diary and I have my train tickets. It's been nice knowing you all but now I must leave forever."

Me&Laxus: NOOOOO

"Or you could tell Mr Laxus how you feel?" Wendy's voice called from the doorway. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind that muc-...OW!"

Mira leaped on the small girl and pinned her down. "Where is he?! What did he say?! How did he get my diary?!"

Bickslow and Freed cringed at that last question a little bit but luckily Wendy wasn't planning to rat them out any time soon. "He was a bit...surprised and I think he's still a bit sceptical of everything. Why didn't you just tell him how you felt Miss Mira?"

She released her grip on the dragon slayer and sighed. "Oh Wendy, one day you'll understand. It's not easy to tell someone how you feel, especially when that person is Laxus."

"But you have to! What if he likes you back?!"

Mira laughed. "Please Wendy, as if he'd do that. So I go up to him and say 'Laxus, you are literally my favourite person in existence. You're kind, funny, hot and down right perfect in every way, and if it's not too much to ask I'd like to be with you every second of every day forever.'. What do you think he'd say?!"

Me: AWWWWWWWWW *fangirls*
Laxus:...*teary eyed*
Mira: are you crying laxus?
Laxus: no i just got something in my eye woman.
Me: Awwwwwwww

Everyone in the room bar one person went "Awwwww!" at that statement. The one person however simply stood up for his position at the back of the room and shouted in a gruff voice "Well let's find out then!"

ME: YAS YAZ YASADJNRKWJFNFD
Laxus: ô.ô is she okay?
Mira: typical fangirl

The entire guild bar Wendy, Bickslow and Freed jumped at hearing Laxus' voice. Mira of course was the most stunned of all of them. "S-s-so...f-funny story r-right?"

Me: eifjskwmnfieke

"I enjoyed it." He shrugged and held up her diary, causing Mira to start gawking at him. "This on the other hand...I've read some kinky shit in the past but this...this wins the award. I don't think I'll ever look at broccoli the same way again."

Me: *laughs curiously*

"...eeeeeeep..." Was all she could respond.

Laxus laughed. "I figured I'd be doing most of the talking here. Now I'm not exactly going to win any awards for being Mr Emotional any time soon and god knows I'm not a poet..." He thought about what to say next for a moment before getting up and walking towards her. "I guess what I'm trying to say is...nothing. I suck at words almost as much as you do." He stopped when he was about a foot away from her. You could cut the tension in the air with a plank of wood. "May as well just show you how I feel instead." When all that was said he bent down, wrapped his arms around the statue in front of him and kissed her.

Me: Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!

"Well at least this nightmare I can get behind..." Mira thought as electricity flowed through her. She could never really put the feeling into words, but to her it was probably the most pleasant and warm feeling in the world. The two immersed themselves in the moment so much that they didn't notice that after the two minute mark the rest of the guild had stopped cheering and instead were just looking at them. When he finally broke it off, she practically fell into his arms with a stupid grin on her face. "Ahe he he..."

The lightening magician grinned and wiped the drool that was trickling out of the corner of her mouth. "Guess this means we're dating then."

"I like this dream..." Mira giggled. "No wait...he feels warmer than I usually imag..." She slowly looked up at her grinning new boyfriend. "This...this is happening isn't it?"

"Damn right it is. What; did you think I'd say n-..." He was cut off by another kiss. There was no way in hell she was going to miss another second of him.

"Now since Mr Laxus is...busy, I will have to speak for him." Wendy announced to the rest of the guild, "He is well away of the fact that most, if not all, of the people here were involved in this."

Everyone present gulped while Freed moved over to stand beside her. "Therefore, the Master has prepared something special for all of you just outside."

Me:😅

They all stood frozen in terror for a moment. Usually Laxus' gifts were horrible and often caused grievous bodily harm. Hell not even an idiot would get excited for them! "Oh oh oh I'll go see!" ...and then there's Natsu. He rushed outside with the rest of the guild close behind him, trying to pull him back in before he was burned or drowned or something. This time though they were all greeted with a pleasant gift. "I don't...believe it!"

There in front of them was an almost life-sized replica of the guild made of Lego, complete with all of the members standing outside waving. He'd gotten the details exactly right, all the way down to Gray's usual lack of clothing and all of the different ships. And right there at the front was him and Mira holding hands and smiling with a speech bubble over their heads that read "We owe you one."

"I think I prefer this one to his last build." Jellal muttered smiling before turning around with Erza to face everyone. "I guess we nailed this one guys!"

Cana smiled too and raised her hands. "All the ships are sailing now, so lets go get hammered!" And hammered they all got.

Me: YES *cheers*
Mira: ^-^
Laxus: *claps*

Until Next Time.