*intro plays*

Lucy: hey that was fun!  

Natsu: aye happy was there first!!

*five minutes in*

Laxus: HAH natsu rode the train again heheh

Erza: Natsu you must over come this obstacle

NAtsu: sorry but i cant! and LUcy, your seduction plans never work

Lucy: shut up Natsu

Cana: But Natsu is salamander

Natsu: i didnt come up with that so i didnt really know it was me

Lucy: oh that makes sense

Natsu: lucy,.... you were talkikng like a fan girl 

"REALLY THE FIRE WIZARD WHO USES MAGIC YOU BUY IN STORES WOOOOW." 

seriously a fangirl move Lu

Lucy: yeah yeah 

*next five minutes*

Mira: OH so it was Igneel you were looking for

LAxus: before he got attacked by fangirls; did you see his rings! he used a charm spell.

Lucy: yeah i figured that out fast

Levy: good thing Natsu snapped you out of it

Evergreen: and of course natsu is being messy

Gray: a pig you mean, but that was nice of you lucy.

But natsu, you didnt even mention that your a part of her dream guild

Natsu: I just kinda let her rant

Lucy: YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME!!

Natsu: okay okay chill

 Erza: Lucy dont go with him.

Lucy: Yeah i know that NOW!

*next 5*

Gray: congrats on realizing the problem flame brain

Natsu: shut it ice princess

Happy: Lucy aquarius isnt going to be happy about dropping her key

Lucy: i know

Romeo and wendy: natsu to the resucueeee

wendy: oh wait, his motion sickness

All: fuck

*next 5* 

Wendy: Dont be so surprised Lucy

Erza: KICK HIS ASS FOR DIRTYING THE NAME OF OUR PRECIOUS GUILD 

Natsu: duh

Lucy: I still cant belive you didnt know you were the real salamander

*last 5* 

Mira: seeee he brought lucy to fairy tail!

Erza: Yes indeed. But you should have been more harsh on him natsu!

NatsU: i didnt want to blow up more stuff

Master: Yes, but less would be better. None; an ideal dream thats never gonna happen

Natsu: sorry about being destructive.

Mira: the ships are forming

Natsu: no.

*after the intro*

Gray: heheh um yeah thats a child hood thing

NatsU: Elfman; your serioulsy surprised i knocked him out?

Gray: NO I DID

Natsu: NO I DID

Mira: you both did' how bout that

gray and Natsu: no

Lucy: jeez' at least mira noticed me

Natsu: ITS MIRA JANEEE IN THE FLEEEESHHH

lucy: shut up

*next 5*

Natsu: YOU FLASHED LUCY WTH

gray: YOU TOOK MY DAM UNDERWEAR

Erza: You all are making terrible introductions

Loke: TO THE RESCUEEE

Lucy: master looked so scary

Master: sorry

Lucy: its okay!

Natsu: Thanks for the snacc gramps!

Master: your welcome

Elf man: ahhh another one of master's great talks

all: NUMBER ONEEEEEE

sting: god shut up

all: NEVERRRR

Laxus: mmm

*next 5*

Natsu: well you are loony!

Lucy: SHUT IT

Mira: at least act like you care natsu

Natsu: whyyy?

Mira: because its polite!

Natsu: at least im doing something for romeo!

Romeo: YEAH THANKS NATSU!

 Natsu: ANY TIME PAL

Lucy: master you know Natsu needs to go

Master: I know...

*next 5*

Gray: lucy stop whining

Lucy: I DIDNT KNOW AND HOW WAS HE NOT COld

Natsu: i dont get cold easily; im a fucking fire wizard

Lucy: touche

Levy: nice clock

Lucy: thanks!

Natsu: way to be a damsel in distress

Erza: *snort*

lucy: JUST GET OVER THERE AND SAVE ME!!

Gray: knight in shining armor

Natsu: more like Erza in shining armor

erza: im erza and i approve this message

Natsu: *thumbs up*

*next 5*

mira: kinda sounded like my girl

Natsu: i said makow

Makow: i thank you still to this day

Mira: i know

Lucy: MIRA DONT U DARE

Mira: what im just a fragile damsel

all but mira: *snort*

Mira: rude

gray: ik should have been there my entrences r way better

Natsu: ARE NOT

*bickering contunies*

Erza: Natsu ur dumb thats the oldest trick in the book

NatsU: shut up

Erza: what did you just say to me

NatsU: IM SORRRRRRYYYYY

gray: good thing tarus is terittorial

lucy: yeah

Erza: TARUSSSS NO KISS FROM LUCY AND JUST FIGHT THE DAM THING

Tarus: ...

gray: great going natsu

Natsu: sigh i cant do anything right

Laxus: you do somethings right!

NATSU: YEAH! AND HAPPY IS MY FRIEND DONT SAY THAT LUCY

Levy: yeah Happy IS PART OF FAIRYTAIL!

Happy: AYEEE

Erza: WAIT THAT THING WAS MAckaow?

*next 5*

Gray: he better not be hurt by your dumb fire

Natsu: Hes gonna be fineeee

Lucy: 19 out of 20 and your dissapointed?!

makkow: yeah i know im pathetic

Natsu: nah

Makkow: nah?

natsu: nah, your not pathetic!

Makkow: thanks Natsu.