No, I need to get out of here. Not this again. Anything but this.

I hear one of the boys yell," RUN FOREST, RUN!" Don't need to say that again. I turn to go but then a very drunk Lucy draps her arms around my neck preventing me from running. Crap.

"Natsu~" she whispers in my ear, it sends chills down my spine.

"Y-Yes, L-Lucy?" I cautiously ask, knowing her emotional drunk side.

"I love you Natsu." She said. I felt my face heat up and reply," You're drunk Lucy, if you really do love me tell me when you're sober."

"But I wanna tell you nooow!" She whined. I hate when the girls get like this. Now that I think about it, I wonder who is facing the Drunk Mighty Titania.

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Why me?! Why me?! Why did I of all times have to show up when Erza is this drunk? I know I'm not always around but why does she have to punish me for it?

"Spare an old man!" I pleaded for my life.

"Master, stop getting cocky," She yelled pointing her sword at me.

"E-Erza I-"

"YOU CALL ME THE MIGHTY TITANTIA OLD MAN!"

"Y-Yes T-Titania!"

"THE MIGHTY  TITANIA!"

"YES OH MIGHTY TITANIA." Please pass out Erza, please pass out Erza, please pass out Erza, I pleaded in my head.

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We had to go visit Fairy Tail, huh? We had to separate and go with our separate rooms, huh? This is what I get for listening to Ultear and Meredy. I'm currently being used as their slave. While they say," Jellal get me this!" "Jellal get me that!" At one point I had to carry Meredy. If I don't Meredy will use Sensory Link and tickle me, or Ultear will use her little ball thing to beat me with. I look toward the two pre teens, Wendy and Romeo, passed out from being forced to drink. I then see Carla riding on Happy's back telling him which animal he is then scolding him for not being that animal correctly. I try and hold in my laughter while Happy glares at me.

"JELLAL RUB ME FEET!" Ultear screamed at me. Help.

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While all the other guys are being tortured I kinda just sit here with Shrimp, staring at her. She stares back, and we end up having an unspoken staring contest. That is until I blink.

"GAJE YOU BLINKED THEREFORE YOU MUST CARRY ME BRIDAL STYLE!" Did she just call me Gaje?

"Gaje? Really?" I stared at her with a bored look, until I heard her sniffle.

"W-What's wrong?" I ask, alarmed.

"I-I made you that n-nickname," She sniffled with a tear going down her cheek," and I was really hoping y-you would like i-it."

"D-Don't be sad! What I meant was Gaje?! Really?! I love that name!" I said all happy like, smiling and everything as I pick her up bridal style. She then smiled and any trace of tears and sadness was gone as she cheered in pure happiness. Why does she have to be like this?

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Juvia is again becoming a puddle, while crying, on top of me because I pushed the wrong buttons. Nice move Gray.

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The boys then suffered from the drunk girls of Fairy Tail as the night grew older. Right up through the morning, which is when they all passed out.