"Gajeel."

"Yha?"

"Gajeel."

"What Shrimp?"

"Gajeel."

"Shrimp?"

"Gajeel."

"What do you want?"

"Gajeel."

"Stop that's annoying."

"Gajeel."

"LEVY STOP, OH MY MAVIS, THAT'S GETTING ANNOYING!"

"Finally!"

"FINALLY WHAT?!"

"You said my name. I was wondering if you even knew it."

"...that was cruel."

"Everything you do is cruel."

"Not everything."

"Yes everything."

"No!"

"Prove it!"

"I gave that Ice Princess advise the other day."

"Why should I believe that?"

"Because I said so."

"That isn't logical."

"You aren't logical."

"Well if I'm not that means you're far from it."

"Well if I'm not that means you're far from it."

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?"

"Gajeeeel!!!"

"Gajeeeel!!!"

"I do not sound like that!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"I rest my case!"

"Wait why?"

"You admitted that I don't sound like that!"

"No I- I see what you did there!"

*Jet and Droy calling for Levy in the background with a job request in hand*

*le Levy sigh*

"Well I gotta go on a job with Shadow Gear."

"Just tell them you're not going on the job with them and come with me on a job."

"But-"

"No buts! I'm only doing this because you insisted after all."

"Fine."

"See? You should listen to me more."

"After that petty arguement? No thanks."

"You started it."

"Did not!"

"Did too!"