"I love cake!!! I love cake!!! Especially Strawberry cake!!! Num!!!" I sing while eating cake. I look around the guild and protect the cake from chairs and stupid/hungry guild members. All of a sudden a fork comes in and steals some of my cake. I turn around to see my next victim.

"JELLAL!!!" I scream, in a mix of excitement and anger, mostly anger.

"Hi Erza!" He says happily. I put my plate down and stand up. I glare at him and see him realize the situation and start backing away.

"You," I summon a sword and point it towards him, gaining the attention of the guild," You ate...my cake. Do you realize that I will have to punish you now?"

"Uh..." The guild begins to whisper to one another as I inch my sword closer to Jellal. As my sword begins to become centimeters away from his nose he says," WHAT ABOUT I BUY YOU MORE CAKE?!" I look at him and make my sword disappear and sit down looking at him intently.

"Well," he chuckles," I take that as a yes." He gets up and buys two cakes, one for me and one for him. He tells me to follow him, so I do. He takes me outside and we sit under a tree and talk while eating our cakes.

"You know," I begin," that whole, me pointing my sword at you, that wasn't just for cake."

"Really?" He sounds sarcastic," I thought that was just how much you like cake."

"It was at first, but then as I realized what I was doing, I brought it up another notch, to see if you had the will to live..." Silence fills the space between us as we eat.

"Did I pass?" Jellal breaks to silence.

"Yes, you did." I say as I set down the now clean plate. It's silent again.

"Jellal?"

"Yes?"

"Don't ever take my cake again."