Levy woke up early one morning, ready to face the day. Today she was feeling rather evil, so she wanted to prank her boyfriend Gajeel. She quickly got dressed and ran to the kitchen. She had the perfect plan in her head, reading a lot and all. 

Levy knew that Gajeel never truly woke up in the morning without a cup of coffee. And he always mixes in at least five spoons of sugar, just so he really wakes up. So Levy grinned evilly as she opened up the cup board. 

She spotted the sugar, and then the salt. She had to stand on a chair to get it, but she did it. Levy then slowly dumped the sugar back in the pack before filling it back up with the white salt. 

And just as she was done with her prank Gajeel walked in yawning. Levy kissed his cheek before walking over to the table and sipping her pre-made cup of tea, made with sugar, not salt. Levy watched as Gajeel made himself a cup of coffee, trying her best to keep her grin hidden when she watched the spoon go from the 'sugar' to the coffee. 

Gajeel lifted his cup up but saw the look his girlfriend was giving him and lowered it a bit. "What's got you so happy this morning?" He asked. Levy shrugged her shoulders, her mouth hidden behind the cup. 

"Okay then." He said and took a huge sip of the coffee. He suddenly stopped as he swallowed some of the coffee. Levy had to fight to keep her laughed in as she watched Gajeel slowly lower the cup to look in it. He then glanced at Levy, before dipping his finger in the coffee again and licking the finger, glaring at his girlfriend. Levy had tears in her eyes. 

Gajeel looked her right in the eyes and gulp down the entire cup of coffee without missing a beat. Gajeel closed his eyes and swallowed the bitter coffee, slamming his cup down on the counter. "Good morning Levy," Gajeel said, his voice a bit higher than usual. "Did you enjoy the tea?" 

Levy nodded, her tears still present. Gajeel nodded, before leaving the room, going to the bathroom. She heard the water running, and then the cursing of her boyfriend washing his mouth out. Levy couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud, rolling on the floor holding her stomach. Their cat Pntherlily walked in, saw his owner rolling around, and walked back out.