Hello!!! And look at this! Chapter 33! So far! But this is starting to end quite soon. We still have a little while, and I will try and stretch it out as much as my stretch marks . . . . . . *Slaps knee as you hear a rimshot in the background* God I'm so funny! No i'm not . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LOVE ME!!! And if you don't know what a rimshot is, LOOK IT UP!!!! But I can tell you that you will be disappointed because it has nothing too do with a blow job. . . . . . . . that's a rim job. Look at me teaching Sex Ed! I should get paid! Just kidding, but I would definitely willingly teach it, and to be honest I don't understand why it's so awkward. . . . . like really? A guy takes his penis, and sticks it in a chicks vagina! what's so awkward about that? Oh wait I forgot something. . . . . . . USE CONDOMS!!!! Hahahaha I bet that got some of your attentions. Anyway, I would like to dedicate this chapter, and weird intro, to herbirds! Seriously, this is a little weird, we went from stretch marks, to rim jobs, to Sex Ed and then condoms. . . . . . . what is wrong with me? Anyway, love you herbirds! Love you guys! Enjoy the chapter!

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Time Skip: Three Days

POV: Lucy

Today was the day! The last day of school! And the prom was tonight! All the students were in the Guild Hall, as we waited for Master to come and tell us how the day was going to work out.

"Alright, you brats! Listen up!" Master Makarov yelled, getting everyone's attention, as he stood on the second-floor railing. "Before you all go to class, I have a couple of announcements! First, the volunteers for tonight's prom will not be going to their classes today and will be here to start the decorating! And lastly, there will be a contest at the prom! It will be for two people, a boy, and a girl, who have the best costumes! For example, a very realistic princess and knight! Or whatever the hell you brats have come up with! You don't get to sign up for it, there will be secret voters who will walk around and pick the best costumes! Understand?"

"Yes!" We all yelled.

"Good." Master said as he nodded. "Now go do something." He yelled and went back into his office and everyone headed to their first class.

"Alright, everyone ready to make some magic?" Mira said happily as she bounced around us. And me, Natsu, Gray, Juvia, Gajeel, Levy, and Erza stared at her.

"That's easy for us." Gray said. "You know since we're Mages."

"Shut up." Mira said glaring at Gray. "Now let's get started!" She said as she slapped and then rubbed her hands together. Then at the same time, we all groaned. But we got to work anyway. After a long while, we all moved to our own little thing around the room the boys were moving tables and chairs around the room. Erza and Mira were making food in the kitchen, Mira on snacks and entrees, Erza on desserts. Juvia was placing tablecloths on the tables that were set in their destination and placing small table decorations in the centers. And lastly, me and Levy were painting pieces of wood that were in the shape of castle walls and they would be surrounding the room later. To make it look like we were inside of a castle.

"Hey is anybody going with anyone?" I yelled asking everyone in the room, and my question made Mira poke her head out of the kitchen.

"I like where this is going." She said as she started smiling, up until Erza yanked her back into the kitchen.

"I heard Gray was going to ask Juvia." Levy whispered extremely quiet to me.

"Gray!" I yelled as I whipped my head in his direction. And when he heard me yell at him he froze.

"What?" He asked like he was innocent.

"Get over here!" I yelled at him, and he made his way over to me. "Is it true?" I asked him.

"Is what true?" Gray asked.

"That you're going to ask Juvia out to prom." I said a little loud, and Gray shoved his hand over my mouth.

"Shut your mouth!" He whispered yelled at me, and then looked at Levy. "I can't believe you told her."

"Hey just be glad I'm not taking this information to Mira." She said pointing at Gray with a paintbrush. And he shuddered. "Yeah, you're welcome."

"But still nobody was supposed to know that- EEEW!" Gray said and pulled his hand away. "Did you just lick me?"

"I sure did." I said. "But my question is, when are you going to ask her?"

"I don't know." He said looking away. "I mean we're already going together because we agreed to have matching costumes, but I don't exactly know how to ask someone out."

"Do you want some help?" I asked him, getting the best idea of this century.

"As long as it doesn't involve Mira, sure." Gray said shrugging.

"Okay, but first. Hey Natsu, can you come here for a second?" I called out and he walked over to us, and I leaned up to whisper in his ear. "Hold him." Is all I said and he nodded. "Hey Juvia!"

"What no! Are you insane?" Gray yelled but Natsu clamped a hand over Gray's mouth, and he held him down to the ground. And Juvia looked over at me. Along with Gajeel, Mira, and Erza.

"Hey, so I'm doing this for Gray because he's such a wimp!" I said. "But he wants to know if you'll go to prom with him!"

"But Juvia and Gray are already going together." She said, a bit confused.

"No, like go with him. As his date!" I said laughing a little. For a moment everything was silent and then Juvia blushed big time. And out of the corner of my eye, I could see that Mira passed out.

"Yes!" Juvia cheered and smiled like there was no tomorrow. Natsu then let go of Gray and he stood up shocked.

"Really?" Gray asked and Juvia nodded as she smiled. "That went a little better than I thought."

"You're welcome." I said. Then all of a sudden Mira sprang back to life.

"Oh my god! Did I miss it? What did she say?" Mira asked.

"I stand corrected." Gray said.

"You're welcome!" I shouted, at him and got Mira's attention. "By the way, she said yes!" I told her.

"I hate you." Gray whispered as he slowly backed away.

"Have fun." I said and Mira tackled him. To the ground, and she was hugging him, around the neck. Then he flipped me off. "You're welcome." I whispered to him, as he passed out.

"That was awesome." Levy said, while laughing. After a short moment, Erza poked her head out of the kitchen.

"Mira food is going to burn if you don't get your ass in here!" She yelled at the excited white hair woman.

"Oh shit!" She yelled and ran into the kitchen leaving the very unconscious Gray on the floor.

"Should we help him up?" Levy asked.

"Nah, just leave him." Natsu said as he started walking away. "He'll wake up soon." Then me and Levy got back to work with the sections of the castle walls. Then Gray woke up, screaming a little.

"Where did it go?" He asked as he looked around.

"'It' went back into the kitchen." Gajeel yelled.

"Shut up!" Gray whispered yelled at him. "It might come back."

"Luce was right." Natsu said. "You are a wimp."

"What'd you just say?" Gray said.

"I said you're a wimp." Natsu said and they started arguing with each other and was about to start a fistfight.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Mira yelled as she came out of the kitchen and started placing plates of food on the table. "If you're going to fight, take it outside! And if any of this food is touched before tonight, I will cut you!" Mira said looking at the boys in specific.

"Yes ma'am." They all said. Then Erza came out of the kitchen and was holding a lot of plates of cookies brownies, and a couple of cakes, all being Strawberry cakes. But then she lost grip on one of the plates and it started falling for the floor. I dove for it and landed on my stomach, and was able to grab ahold of the plate and save the cookies that were on it.

"Nice save!" Levy said from behind me.

"No kidding." Mira said taking the plate as Erza helped me up. "And I think that deserves a cookie." Mira said winking and I took one off the plate.

"Alright Mira we're all done with the table and chairs, what do you want us to do now?" Natsu asked as they set the last table down and placed chairs around it, and then walked over to us. And tried to take my cookie.

"Gajeel go help Levy!" Mira instructed. "And Gray go help Juvia with the last of the tables."

"What about me?" Natsu asked, and I was able to hold him back and take a bite of my cookie.

"Well, I do have an idea, for something we could do." Mira said. "But only if you're okay with it."

"And what would that be?" Natsu asked, and stopped fighting me to share at Mira in suspicion

"Hang lights and decorations on the ceiling and walls?" Mira said smiling. "Cause you can fly."

"Ooooh." I groaned as Mira was straight up with her answer.

"Thanks for using me, Mira." Natsu commented. "Is that why you wanted me to join the volunteers?"

"Yeah, I'm sorry." Mira whined.

"Where's the stuff?" Natsu asked rolling his eyes.

"Over there." Mira said as she pointed at a couple of boxes. Natsu walked over to them. "Thank you."

"Yeah, yeah." Natsu said.

"Hey, how about you go help him." Mira suggested to me.

"Don't do that." I told her.

"Don't do what?" She asked.

"You know what." I said.

"I suggested you go help him because it's a little hard to hold a box and nail lights to the wall at the same time." Mira said putting her hands on her hips. "And since it's Natsu, he'd probably end up breaking them."

"I heard that!" Natsu yelled.

"Sorry!" Mira said, and looked at me. "And thank you Lucy."

"For what?" I asked.

"You just gave me a reason to make sure your ass helps him." Mira told me and she shoved me at Natsu. Except when Mira pushed me, she was a little too strong on power and I was falling towards the floor. And the saddest part was, I lost a hold on my cookie.