Lucy: hey what should we do? the author has writers block

Gray: lets be honest the author isnt even a good author she doesnt deserve to be called the author

Lucy: this is true

Erza: i think shes an okay author.. Sorta...

Author: can we stop talking about how bad at writing i am

Happy: no

Natsu: whats an author

Author: baka youre dumb

Natsu: jez even the author thinks im stupid

Lucy: i wouldnt point that out...

Rogue: SKITTLES

Lucy: what no

Sting: sorry hes drunk

Natsu: lets battle sting!!

Sting: how bout no

Rogue: SKITTLES FOR EVERYONE

Happy: do you have fish flavor

Natsu: i think ill stick with fire thx

Erza: i want cake

Gray: wait why is sabertooth here

Lucy: ya why

Sting: got a problem with that babe

Natsu: BACK OFF

Mira: *fangirls*

Lucy: seriously natsu i can handle him. I should prove sticy isnt a thing

Mira: who ships it?!

Author: no one!

Lucy: what about nalu, author-chan, mira?

Author: MY OTP *has fangirl moment*

Mira: MY OTP *dies because of fangirl moment*

Natsu: whats nalu

Lucy: nothing!! I-its nothing...

Author: it's my OTP! It's Nats-

Lucy: IT'S NOTHING!

Happy: we need a joke for this chapter

Lucy: but the author has writers block

Happy: when is this gonna end

Lucy: idk hey author

Author: shut up

Natsu: nobody talks to lucy like that

Author: watcha gonna when i have control over what you say and do?

Natsu: frogs and trees taste good

Lucy: um

Happy: we still dont have a joke, cant you look them up, author?

Lucy: nope she's classy like that

Author: yass queen

Lucy: maybe classy isnt the word... unique?

Author: gee thanks

Erza: SOMEONE GET ME CAKE