(Lucy's POV)

Do Natsu and Gray have to fight in Walmart right now??!!

''TASTE MY COOL!''screamed Gray. ''Cool??!!! Taste his cool??!!!''I wondered. Happy leaned in. ''Ikr''

Natsu's hands started flaming.

"Dammit''I said. Gray smirked. Everyone stared. The shopping cart flew out the window.

Bleach was sipping Windex.

(Carla's POV)

''C'mon Carla! I want to see!''said Wendy. I shook my head. What is she thinking??!!

''Of course not!''I replied.

Wendy ran off across the mall in a flying shopping cart with tampons.

(Gray's POV)

''ICE MAKE! LANCE!''I scream. Four icey lances shot toward Natsu. Natsu dodged.

Lucy was covering her face and Happy was eating fish.

''FIRE DRAGON ROAR''yelled Natsu. IT BURNS.

I saw Erza running towards us. Wendy was flying in a shopping cart. ''KONNICHIWA, MINNA! ME IS WENDY! YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU SUM PUSSY WILLOWS? DEY GROW IN ARIZONA''said Wendy.

Everyone was staring at us. Erza got closer. ''ICE MAKE! ICE FLOOR!''I said. Erza slipped across the ice and dropped the cake.

The cake splattered across the floor and icing went everywhere. The store owner, TOILET BOWL, came up to us.

He tapped my shoulder. ''Excuse me sir, and friends, I could ask you to leave Walmart, you are disturbing us''

Erza looked mad.

OH SHIT

''NO! WE ARE NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET MY DAMN CAKE OKAY? I SAID OKAY? DONT MAKE ME RE-QUIPT INTO HI-TECH ARMORY! ITS CALLED CAK ARMOR OKAY? LET NALU HAPPEN OKAY? WE NEED CAKE AND SHIPS!''screamed Erza.

Lucy and Natsu blushed profusly.

(Erza's POV)

''U-uh okay! Stay as long a-as you want!''he stuttered.

I smiled. Thats how you get your way, I thought.

''WOW! YOUR SO COOL ERZA-WRZA!''said Happy as he stroked my hair. ''GET OFF MEH! CAK-SEMPAI IS MAI BÆ!''I shout as I threw Happy into Wendy's shopping cart.

I missed and he hit Carla. I nosebleeded.

Natsu and Wendy started screaming and nosebleeding. ''SHE LIIIIIIIIIIKES YOU!''they said.

Carla got mad. ''Don't roll your tounge like that''she chidid.