The Fairy Tail members are preparing for a training camp as Mavis watches them

Y/n: A training camp sounds like fun, let's go!

Erza: We need to make up those seven years of sleep somehow. We have to train extremely hard  the next three months if we want to win the Grand Magic Games!

Y/n: (Smirks suspiciously) Erza do you want to have sex on the beach?

Erza: (Flustered) What?! I don't want to do it on the beach with you, I'm not even ready for it.

Y/n: I was talking about the Cocktail Erza, I don't want to do it here when Wendy is with us.

Erza: Thank God, you just wanted to mess with me and no, I don't want one yet.

Lucy: Come on we are at the beach, let us have some fun too.

Y/n: We can rest between training on the beach, but now let us train by running towards the ocean and swim. (Everyone runs towards the ocean)

Erza: We will swim and fight as well.

Y/n: Then show me how strong you are Erza! Re-quip Sea Emperor's Armor. (A blue armor appears on him)

Erza: Are you copying me or what? Re-quip Sea Empress Armor.

Lucy: (Scared) They're getting a little to much into it.

Natsu: What are you saying? It's training time! Fire Dragon's Roar! (Fires it towards Gray)

Gray: Ice Make Ocean! (The ocean gets frozen)

Natsu: I can get rid of it. Fire Dragon's Wing Attack! (The ice gets blown up and flies up in the air)

Y/n: This isn't good, we need to protect the civilians from the falling ice!

Erza: Yes, Re-quip Heaven's Wheel Armor. Blumenblatt!

Y/n: God Dragon's Million Lights! (Hundreds of swords and golden light orbs fly towards the ice and destroying it, making smaller pieces fall on the ground. Gray gets hit by Y/n's attack, making him fly back to the beach and landing on Juvia)

Juvia: (Blushing) Kyaaa! Gray-sama I knew you could not resist to touch my body.

Gray: (Blushing) I'm sorry Juvia I didn't want to touch you there.

Lucy: We only made them smaller and the beach was still destroyed.

Y/n: We missed them?!

Erza: ....let's go back to the resort.

Resort

The guys are going to Fairy Tail's private dining room

Y/n: Man I'm hungry, let's go and eat.

Gray: Yes we trained hard. (Opens the door to the room)

Y/n: ...oh no they're extremely drunk.

A/n: This drunk Erza is a lot worse than In the original as she now has a boyfriend and can express her desires to him.

Erza: (Bossy drunk) Bring more sake!

Y/n: Look at you, you already had enough to drink Erza!

Erza kicks Jet and Droy out of her way to reach Y/n

Erza: I decide when we had enough Y/n! (Grabs Y/n pining him down)

Gray: This isn't good.

Juvia (Sad drunk) My darling Gray, spend some time with me please.

Natsu: Lucy you too?

Lucy: (Emotional drunk) Two Natsu's, yay!

Levy: (Happy drunk) Get your man Lucy!

Y/n: Just do what they want, it's better that wa... (Erza sits above him and pulls him into a deep tongue kiss)

Gray: This is the worst day ever! (Juvia presses her chest against him) (Thinking: Actually best day ever!)

Juvia: Have a drink my darling Gray.

Gray: I don't want to drink, I want to know what you will do to me!

Juvia: (Drunk) My darling Gray wants to be under me yay! (Jumps on him and pins him down kissing him)

Natsu: This is crazy!

Lucy: Natsu make me purr.

Natsu: Purr?

Lucy: Purr! (Natsu caresses Lucy's chin) Meow!

Natsu: This is a Fairy Tail state of emergency! All men assemble, strategy meeting!

Y/n: I can't, I'm to busy.

Gray: Juvia is too clingy now.

Erza: (Drunk) Spank my butt, I order it!

Y/n: No you're drunk!

Erza: (Angry drunk) Then suffer for your disobedience! (Sits on his face)

Y/n: (Muffled) I don't like it when you're drunk, I hope this is over soon.

Erza: (Pleasured) Don't stop, keep speaking.

Meanwhile Carla is riding Happy like a horse as Jet and Droy were beaten up on the ground

Carla: You are a donkey, you hear, a donkey!

Happy: (Sad) Aye.

Frost: At least I'm spared.

Juvia: Gray my darling I love you.

Natsu: (Shocked) All are down!

Lucy: Carry me Natsu.

Natsu: I d...don't want to.

Lucy: I need to go to the bathroom.

Levy: Natsu hurry up, work it!

Y/n: (Muffled) Levy that sounded a bit wrong to me. 

Erza: (Pleasured) Keep talking Y/n, it's an order!

Gray: Erza Is crazy! How Is Y/n able to survive this when she's so ruthless all the time?

Droy: Erza needs someone who's strong and kind at the same time.

Erza: (Angry drunk) Shut it Wakaba! You are too fat, you should start training to get thin. And Y/n, keep working on it. (Something drips on Y/n's face)

Y/n: (Mumbling) I'm done now Erza! (Flips her and lands above her)

Erza: (Angry drunk) You want to fight! (Grabs his head and slams it between her breasts)

Y/n: (Inaudible mumbling and cursing as he faints) 

Hot spring

Y/n: (Wakes up on Erza's chest) WHY AM IN HERE?! I'm in the girls Hot spring! I'm not turned into Emily again, am I? (Checks his chest and his crotch) Thank God, I'm me.

Erza: You were on the ground sleeping, so I dragged you here to look after you. And you are my boyfriend and I want you to be here with me that's why. (Lays her hands around his torso)

Y/n: I had something on when I was sleeping, where is it?

Erza: (Blushes remembering it) I stripped you down completely and pulled you into the hot spring.

Y/n: That means that Juvia, Lucy, Levy and Wendy saw my body?! Erza!

Erza: No, I was the only one who saw It, I had you on my shoulders.

Y/n: You really make me wonder sometimes.

Lucy: Erza why aren't you with him in a hot spring for couples? One is exactly over there behind the rock.

Erza: I was thinking he could transform into Emily and be here with us.

Y/n: I don't want to do that again with what happened.

Wendy: Yes you should go there.

Juvia: (Sad) Juvia would want her darling Gray to be with her.

Erza: I wasn't aware of it. Y/n lets move.

Y/n: I'm not really wearing anything so I just... (Teleports away into the other hot spring)

Erza: Way better now. Y/n what did I actually do in our room? You seem a bit tensed and Jet and Droy are scared of me. (Angry) And did you do something to me as my hair was in a muddle and my underwear was soaking wet when I woke up?!

Y/n: Well you where drunk and started to beat them. Then you pinned me down and tongue kissed me.

Erza: Doesn't seem too weird to me. You still haven't told me why my underwear is wet!

Y/n: (Sweat dripping) Well you sat on my face. And you enjoyed saying that I have to work it and you rubbed your private area all over my face until you were completely wet.

Erza: ...(Embarrassed) I was that drunk?! I'm sorry for It.

Y/n: Yes you where and Lucy behaved like a cat. I would appreciate if you wouldn't be drunk when doing things like these, as you always think that I did something to you afterwards.

Erza: I will remember next time to not drink too much.

Y/n: You just have to look at how much you drink.

Erza: Now let uns enjoy this bath and relax. (Lays her head down on his chest)

Levy: Hey Lucy.

Lucy: What?

Levy: I was picking up some good vibes from when Natsu was carrying you.

Lucy: Carrying?

Levy: You don't remember?

Lucy: You are kidding! Natsu?

Levy: What, you're blushing now.

Lucy: Now?

Levy: But you and Natsu...

Juvia: you like each other, right?

Lucy: Excuse me?!

Juvia: (Thinking: If I get Lucy to go after Natsu-san, one of my love rivals for Gray-sama will be gone.

Erza hearing what the girls are speaking of behind the rock

Erza: I didn't know, Lucy and Natsu had that kind of relationship.

Wendy: Well they are always together.

Y/n: You're kidding me. Lucy likes Natsu a lot, I just have to ask Lucy about Natsu and she's flustered in no time, her heart beat was audible for me and her cheeks started to heat up instantly.

Erza: Yeah If you ever need to look for Natsu, look at Lucy's place.

Lucy: Hang on a second! I don't like Natsu in that way and It's really annoying that he always comes into my place whenever he wants! That's why I thought to teach him a lesson and followed him once.

Erza: You mean payback?

Levy: I want to hear that story.

Y/n: Sounds interesting. Did you hit him hard? Let's hear it.

Wendy: I do too.

Lucy: Alright, I'll tell you. Now that I think about it, I didn't know where he and happy lives. Then I secretly followed him.

Erza: Well after hearing that, I can understand wanting revenge. They never had a lick of common sense.

Carla: Entering a ladies room as they please isn't a matter of mere common sense!

Y/n: I agree on that but, Erza you showed up in my home once and ran into me taking a shower. You stood there looking at me for quite a while before I told you to wait in the living room.

Erza: (Embarrassed) What? You remember it?

Y/n: I'll tell it.

Lucy: Spill It!

Flashback year 782

Erza: I'm bored. I want to go on a job with Y/n, but he's at home right now. Let's pay him a visit.

Y/n: Frost go to sleep a bit, you are too tired.

Frost: You're right, I should go to sleep.

Erza: (In front of his home) It's big, but where am I going to enter it? The door Is locked. Oh a window is open. (Enters it) Hmm where is he? The living room is empty and he is not sleeping at day normally, so maybe the hot spring or the shower or maybe in the garden?

Y/n: (Showers) Man, I really did train hard today. This will take a while.

Erza: (As she hears the water falling in the shower, she starts to peek around the corner of the door) (Blushing, thinking: Oh my God, he looks so good. Please let me see all of it! His muscles are so big... (Face gets dark red and drools as Y/n turns towards Erza facing in her direction) This is the best day ever!)

5 minutes later

Y/n: How long are you going to gawk at me Erza? You can stay and look or wait in the living room for me. Or perhaps do you want to take a shower too?

Erza: ... (Embarrassed stuttering) I...I...I will wait here until your are done.

Y/n: Fine by me. (Turns off the shower and grabs a towel) So why are you here and how did you get inside?

Erza: The door was open so I thought you are inside in the living room.

Y/n: The door was locked Erza. So you broke into my home right?

Erza: ...yes. I wanted to ask you if we could go on a mission together and the door was locked, but then I saw an open window.

Y/n: (Sighs) You know you could just walk around. The door leading to my garden is open when I'm here. At least wait in my living room when coming, I notice it when you are around as I can read your energy. So tell me, what is the mission about?

Erza: I will remember it next time. The job is to kill a monster. It will take us two weeks to do it, as we will travel for a few days until we arrive and then have to go through a big forest. That takes us several days until we are there.

Y/n: And If I'm in my shower just give me a sign or something to let me know that you are here. About the job, I will join you. A two week job will be nice to do.

Erza: (Heart beats fast) We will start tomorrow.

End of flashback

Y/n: So Erza broke in my house every time, as she always used the window.

Erza: (Pouts) It was easier to use the window.

Y/n: I actually would have enjoyed a shower with you Erza.

Erza: Baka! (Hits Y/n) Lucy go on with your story.

Lucy: I didn't know Erza liked to look at you that much. (Erza glares at Lucy) Anyway I will go on with my story. So the next day while Natsu and Happy were out, I went over there. Their home was dirty and I looked around seeing that they kept a lot of job requests we did together. Like the first mission we did, Galuna Island, the fight against Lullaby and more. I started to clean up his house and waited for him to come home.

Y/n: Like a loving wife waiting for her beloved husband. You love him, you can't deny it.

Lucy: No I don't! I wanted to give him a taste of his own medicine, but they never showed up, so I went back home and found them sleeping on the side of my bed. But I do think it's nice once in a while, when I think about always being caught up in their pace it gives me a strange sens of security.

Y/n: That last part sounded very interesting when I think about it. In other words you love him. When he's around you you're calm and feel secure. Your heart knows that you are safe and not in danger, you feel warm and happy around him.

Erza: What Y/n means, is that your heart your behavior tells the truth. You behave differently around him and look at him with eyes similar to when I look at Y/n.

Lucy: (Face red and yelling) OK, YES! I don't just like that fire head, I love him!

Natsu: Did you say something Lucy?

Lucy: No I didn't Natsu. (Screams internally)

Y/n: Now you realized it finally. Huh? I hear something. (Fires four small energy beams out of his finger, hitting the fence of the boys hot spring)

Erza: I was about to throw some kunai at it.

Y/n: I thought Natsu and the others wanted to peek at the girls.

Erza: If that's the case I would beat them for it, but you are a man too and you are here with us in the girls hot spring.

Y/n: You dragged me in here!

Erza: And so what? I will get my revenge, for embarrassing me at the beach. (Kisses Y/n with passion)

Y/n: Erza you have to control yourse.... (Erza has her hand underwater)

Erza: (Smirks) What did you want to say Y/n? Are you perhaps... distracted?

Lucy: Erza really doesn't care about what's around her. (Embarrassed, thinking: Please tell me she isn't giving it to him right now!)

Juvia: Lucy are you alright? You seem a bit in toughs.

Lucy: (Blushing) No I'm fine.

Levy: Really? You seem to look at Erza and Y/n. Are you perhaps thinking about doing that with Natsu?

Lucy: (Red face) No! Why would I think something like that?

Boys hot spring

Natsu: So close! At least he fired a really weak blank shot and not one with energy or else this fence would be gone and us too.

Gray: But this will leave a scar probably.

Droy: Why did I help you on this?

Happy: How did he hit you there?

Jet: This wasn't a good Idea, but why is Y/n in there?

Gray: Because of Erza, she's extremely possessive over him.