Natsu & Y/n: Mine mine mine mine mine mine.

Erigor: What the hell? (Turns around and gets punched in the face by Natsu & Y/n).
 
Natsu & Y/n: Mine!

Y/n: We got him at the same time. Plan B, rock paper scissors.

Natsu: Fine.

Natsu & Y/n: Rock paper scissors.

Natsu: Paper, yes i won.

Y/n: I let you win, he's yours. (Sits down) 

Natsu: I'm all fired up.

Erigor: (Dumbfounded) Are you taking this even serious?

Y/n: Clearly not.

Natsu: Fire Dragon Iron Fist (Punches Erigor)

Two Minutes later

Y/n: You are never going to beat him with that power Natsu. You have to take it serious.

Natsu: You are the one to talk, you never fight at full power.

Y/n: (Irritated) That's because my 1% is your 100% got it.

Happy: Ouch that's one way to tell someone that he's weak.

Frost: I'm not sure if that helps.

Happy: (Smiles evil) You stink Natsu, just give up and let Gray handle this cause you're never gonna win.

Natsu: (Angry) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Fire Dragon's Soul Edge. (Defeats erigor)

Y/n: That's what I wanted to see, high five happy.

Happy: Aye sir.

Erza arrives in the magic mobile

Gray: You look pretty stupid wearing a scarf half naked Natsu.

Natsu: Lucy give me your clothes.

Lucy: In your dreams.

Erza & Y/n: (Laughing)

Erza: Well done Natsu. The guild masters will be save now.

Kageyama steals the car and flute and drives to Clover Town

Y/n: Walking it is then, after you Erza.

Evening at Clover Town.

Erza: There he is.

Natsu: I'm so hungry.

Y/n: We should hide and see what happens.

A fancy looking man appears behind the group

Bob: We are just about to get to the good part. Well are you boys yummy. 

Y/n: (Appears behind Lucy) (scared) Protect me from him.

Lucy: (Stunned at Y/n's behavior) What's his problem?

Frost: He had a traumatizing experience with master Bob once. I don't know what it was, he never told it to anyone. Only Erza knows it, because she was there when that happened.

Erza: (Thinking and giggling) Poor Y/n he's scared of the only person who would never do anything harmful, but hes so cute when this happens. It shows even the bravest warriors have a weakness, but he has two.

Flute: (Demonic screeching) I've grown tired of you cowardly wizards and your antics.(Transforms into the Lullaby demon)

Goldmine: It's living death magic.

Y/n: Is this what happens when you misspell a word when trying to summon a demon? Well what are we waiting for lets make it into firewood.

Everyone: Starts laughing.

Army general: No giant wooden demon is scaring us attack.

Lullaby: (Demonic voice) How dare you not take me serious. (Attacks the army)

Lucy: (Scared) I would like to help, but non of my spirits are available right now. I shouldn't even be here i'll just get in the way if i stay.

Frost: & Happy: That's not going to help us.

Y/n: Just make sure not to walk in front of me Lucy.

Y/n: Natsu, Gray, Erza attack the demon, while I will charge my attack to hit it.

Natsu, Gray & Erza: Where on it.

Erza: Re-quip Heaven's Wheel Armor.

Gray: Ice make Lance.

Natsu: Fire Dragon Iron Fist.

Y/n: And now it's my turn. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WAY! FINAL FLASH! (A giant energy beam flies towards lullaby detonating on it)

Lullaby: Your going to die. (Tries to play the melody of death but nothing happens)

Lullaby: How can this happen?!

Lucy: All this for nothing? Talk about going down with a whimper.

Happy: Yea flutes are pretty lame to begin with.

Lullaby: You dare mock me.

Erza: Re-quip Black Wing Armor.

Gray: Ice make Saucer.

Natsu: Fire in my right hand, fire In my left hand. Put them together and this is what you get. Fire Dragon's Brilliant Flame.

Y/n: God dragon Destruction Ball. (A golden ball of light forms in his hand)

The smoke clears showing a dead demon and a destroyed town

Makarov: You went overboard, the town is destroyed.

Timeskip 2 day's later

Y/n: (Looks at dead Demon) This is going to take a while but i have firewood for the rest of my life, so it's worth the trouble. (Swings hatchet)

1 Day Later Natsu and Erza are about to start their fight

Y/n: Cana 20.000 jewels on a draw.

Cana: I don't think that that is happening.

Y/n: We will see.

Erza: It has been quite a while since we squared of like this, hasn't it Natsu?

Natsu: I was just a little kid back then, today is different.

Y/n: (Thinking) That fight was 1 month ago.

Erza: Well I'm not going easy on you, I have the perfect armor for this occasion.

Y/n: The Flame Empress Armor.

Makarov: Round 1, start.

A gong is heard

Y/n: It just got interesting.

Frog: As a representative of the magic council, as a result of the Eisenwald incident, two members of the Fairy Tail guild have been charged with 11 cases of property damage. Erza Scarlet and Y/n you are under arrest.

Inside the magic council Erza and Y/n are walking down the hallway when they face one of the council members

Erza: Siegrain.

Siegrain: Don't worry this is only a projection, non of the members inside are here for such trivial mater.

Erza: So you are behind this farce.

Siegrain: If it isn't the mighty Y/n. I heard so much about you.

Y/n: ...

Siegrain: You two are their scapegoat. In fact, this is a warning. Don't let a word slip about, you know what Erza. (Touches Erza's face)

Y/n: (Thinking) How dare he touch her.

Y/n walks in front of Erza, blocking Siegrain's view 

Timeskip courtroom

Counsel member: According to witnesses, the perpetrators are described as two armored wizards.

Door explodes

Y/n: (Thinking) I don't need to know who it is to know it's Natsu who just blew up the door.

Natsu: I'm the Fairy God Y/n you have been looking for. (Destroys the courtroom).

Erza & Y/n: God damn it Natsu.

Counsel member: Take them away.

Prison cell

Natsu: What, this was just a farce? (Y/n Punches Natsu).

Y/n: Why didn't the guild say it to him.

Erza: It would result the same as we are now.

Y/n: You are right.

3 am morning

Y/n: (Thinking) Erza is laying on me, *blushing face deep red* she's cold and trembles. I have to do something.

7 am morning

Erza: (Wakes up and feels something on her) Hmm who's shirt is this? It's soft and it smells nice. (Sees Y/n bare Chest next to her)

Erza: (Thinking) It's his, he probably was thinking that I would catch a cold. Oh my god, his chest is so well formed. (Drools, nose bleeds and her face gets red like a tomato)

Back at the Guild

Lucy: Why did they arrest you two? They had no witness to report.

Erza: Erza Scarlet's rule number 4, if you make mistakes kill the witnesses.

Lucy: What mistakes?

Erza: Exactly.