Makarov: Everyone, listen up! I've decided that we'll be going on a vacation. All of Fairy Tail will be going.

Irene: Master Makarov, am I and Zeref invited?

Makarov: What kind of question is that Irene? Of course you are, you're a full guild member. (Slaps her butt)

Irene: And what should that supposed mean?

Lucy: He did it to me as well, he's a pervert.

Y/n: Master Makarov, where and how will we be going?

Mavis: I can answer that. We will be going with a bus, I have already brought it here, it's outside. We will be at the Fairy Tail holiday house, a big mansion full of sleeping rooms and lots of activities.

Erza: That sounds like a really good idea. When will we be going?

Mavis: In two hours, so get moving!

Everyone of the members runs home to pack their suit case

Lucy: How am I going to pack my suit case in two hours?!

Almost two hours later inside the bus

Irene: My first vacation with my cute daughter.

Erza: This will be amazing my love. (Has the baby on the left of her side in a baby seat)

Y/n: Master Makarov, why did you place me between Erza and Irene?!

Makarov: It was your dad's idea, I don't know why.

Y/n: I have a really bad feeling about this. (The bus starts moving)

Erza: (Sick) Oh no! Why did I want to learn Dragon Slayer magic...

Irene: (Sick) I hate this part... (Erza and Irene fall on Y/n's shoulders)

Y/n: (Thinking: This doesn't seem too bad, Irene really looks good in that summer dress and the hat. But why does Erza have to wear a short dress, revealing so much of her?! I don't mind it at all, she really looks good in it and the hat too)

Erza: (Sick) Y/n, please do something against this, I don't want to be like Natsu.

Y/n: You are right, I can use the Troia spell that Wendy made me learn. (Uses the spell on Erza and Irene)

Erza: Thank you Y/n.

Three hours later

Natsu: Finally we are off this hell ride!

Wendy: I can stand and walk again now.

Gajeel: I need to do something against this.

Irene: Come on, get moving, to the beach!

Makarov That's right children, you can leave everything in the bus, the rooms are already set for you. I will now list all the mages that share the rooms. Erza and Y/n will have a room of their own with their daughter. Same with Alzack and Bisca for Asuka. Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Wendy, Romeo and Juvia are in room number one. Elfman, Evergreen, Bixlow, Freed and Laxus will be at room number two. Mirajane, Kinana, Irene, Cana and Laki will share room number three. Mest, Gildarts, Warren, Max, Wakaba and Reedus will be in room number four. Igneel, Metalicana, Grandeeney, Macao and Bahamut will share room number five. Silver, Mika, Levy, Gajeel, Mavis and Zeref will share room number six.

Irene: Now lets go to the beach!

Y/n: Erza, let's enjoy this together.

Erza: Yes, it's our first vacation, even when it's with the guild.

Irene: Come on you two!

Y/n: She behaves more like a normal girl that wants to party than a mother.

Beach 

Irene: Man, this really makes it up for all the years I wasn't there for you Erza.

Erza: Do you have to braid pigtails from my hair?

Irene: You didn't say no.

Y/n: They look good on you Erza.

Erza: Really? Than I will wear them more often.

Irene: Time to get a nice sun bath. (Takes her top off)

Erza: ...mom! Why are you doing this?!

Irene: Can't I have a bit of sun on them as well? Besides, you fiance does the same.

Erza: Please tell me you aren't transformed into Emily.

Y/n: Why would I?

Irene: Emily?

Erza: That's a long story.

Irene: I want to hear it.

Y/n: Please no.

Erza: It began when Y/n wanted to look at the Fairy Hills dorm. He asked Makarov if there was a possibility for it and Makarov asked me for it. I had to think for a bit and decided with the other girls of the dorm, he had to transform into a girl and stay in it for two days and one night. We went to a clothing store for women and bought a dress and a bikini for him.

Irene: Please tell me the guys saw it.

Erza: I will get to the good part in a moment. After our little shopping tour we went to the beach, where we had a Fairy Tail beach party, Natsu fell on Emily and groped her boobs. Shortly after someone stole Emily's top and she ran after him, only to get molested again.

Irene: (Laughing) Your fiance really had to put up with a lot that day.

Erza: I'm not done yet. I wanted to beat that pervert up and left Emily alone, when I was back I saw Emily flash the guys and kiss some of them as well!

Irene: (Holding her belly from laughing) Please tell me that it wasn't the end.

Erza: The next day we were at the guild and the guys already knew it. Strangely they didn't seem to be hit at all, since Emily was in fact a real woman and could even get pregnant.

Irene: Master transformation is really dangerous, it brings more harm to the user than on the others. Is there more?

Erza: When we where in the Fairy Hills dorm, we looked around. The other girls were there too, they weren't even slightly nervous about it, even to they knew Y/n was actually Emily. We had a beach party for Wendy, a new member of our guild.

Irene: Fairy Hills dorm... I looked inside of it, its pretty.

Wendy: I remember it, Emily was really kind, but I really didn't expect Y/n to be her.

Irene: Let me braid your hair Wendy.

Wendy: Ok Irene-san.

Erza: So after that Emily was inside the hot spring of the dorm and had a hot bath, with all the girls asking questions about the guys and such as well. Since they talked to Emily, it was easier for them and Y/n was able to answer all of it. I kissed Emily in front of the girls, since she kissed me in the guild hall. After that Emily transformed back into Y/n and sat there with me, the girls were slightly uneasy, but they knew it all along. I started to make out with him in front of them.

Irene: This really was a funny story. Y/n are you over it already?

Emily: Why do you ask?

Erza: Why are you...?! (Emily pulls Erza into a kiss)

Irene: This is really strange.

Erza: Stop doing that Y/n!

Y/n: I'm sorry, I just wanted to do it. (A thud is heard and a slight gasp)

Irene: (Smirks) Hey Natsu, you can get off me or stay like this, it's your choice. (Winks at him)

Natsu: I'm sorry Ma'am! Please don't kill me!

Erza: Oh nooo!

Irene: Why would I? (Places her hand on his cheek) I would never hurt such a fine piece like you.

Lucy: (Thinking: Get your hands off my Natsu or else!)

Natsu: (Runs away) I don't wanna die!

Irene: The men really have no spine here.

Erza: Stop trying to seduce them and cover those up!

Irene: What? Are you jealous?

Erza: No! I'm not, you are focusing all the attention towards you.

Y/n: I know how to fix it. (Claps his hands, as all the tops disappear) Here now, she isn't the only one and... (Grabs Erza, laying her on his shoulder to cover her's up) Yours are only mine to look at!

Erza: Why are you always making it worse?! Turn it back!

Y/n: Fine. (Claps again as the tops are back on)

Erza: This will be a really frustrating vacation.

Later inside the mansion

Irene: Get the party going! (Drinks wine)

Natsu: Please not this again!

Gray: I don't know what will happen now. Irene is Erza's mother, does that mean she's as bossy as her?

Y/n: I don't know. I only know that Erza should not drink a drop of alcohol, while breast feeding Elery!

Erza: I had more than enough time to prepare myself and had taken a few precautions. I have ten liters of breast milk in a special container for the baby.

Y/n: Are you planing on getting drunk here?

Irene: (Flirty drunk) Oh my, you look like a really good man, Laxus. Are you as strong in bed as you are in a fight?

Laxus: (Drunk) Why don't you find it out?

Freed: Who do you think you are, trying to seduce Laxus!

Irene: (Flirty drunk) I'm not going to sleep with you. (Pulls him into a kiss)

Erza: (Brakes the glass in her hand) She's a flirty drunk! (Drinks a shot)

Y/n: And you are a horny drunk Erza. Every time you drink, you want to have sex with me.

Erza: (Horny drunk) I can't stay without you, that's why. (Throws herself at him and pushes him into the closet to have some sexy time)

Y/n: Not again!

Natsu: Gray let's run!

Lucy: (While being drunk, pins Natsu to a wall) You have to make me happy Natsu!

Natsu: I need to remember what Y/n said, just do what they want. (Kisses Lucy to make her startled)

Juvia: (Drunk, grabs Gray) Gray-sama, please give me a kiss.

Gray: Since Natsu did it, I have to do it as well. (Pulls Juvia to him and kisses her)

Irene: (Flirty drunk) This is more fun than I expected.

An hour later

Erza: This was exciting.

Y/n: At least you were able to control yourself and not try to sit on my face again.

Erza: What happened here?! Lucy is kissing with Natsu! And Gray is kissing Juvia!

Y/n: Where's Irene and Gildarts?!

Irene: (Comes out of another closet) Here! Let's play the Guild Master Game!

Erza & Y/n: Oh no!

Next day

Makarov: What happened here?!

Irene: I can't remember what I did.

Gildarts: You slept with me.

Y/n: We should go to the village nearby, there is a really nice ice cream shop.

Frost: Yeah!

Irene: That's on my list as well, let's go.

Y/n: Then let's go, Dad you too.

Village 

Irene: This place really looks amazing with all those vibrant colors.

Y/n: Do you really have to make it look like I have two girls?

Irene: What do you mean?

Erza: You are as close to him as I am.

Bahamut: Miss Irene, would you give me your hand?

Irene: I can do that. (Grabs his arm to hold it)

Erza: At least that's settled.

Irene: So Wendy, you have a mother right?

Wendy: Yes Grandeeney is my foster mom, why do you ask?

Irene: I was just curious, I would enjoy to have a daughter, but Erza is already an adult.

Wendy: We can always spend time together.

Irene: That would be amazing.

Frost: There it is.

Shortly after

Irene: This tastes so good!

Y/n: She really did order every single flavor they had.

Erza: What do you expect, I did that too, to know what my favorite cake is.

Bahamut: At least ice cream doesn't take as much space.

Wendy: I really can't decide on what my favorite flavor is between these three, strawberry hazelnut or chocolate.

Erza: I like strawberry and hazelnut ice cream.

Y/n: Mine is strawberry, vanilla and hazelnut. And yours Irene?

Irene: I don't know, they all taste good, but if I had to chose it would be strawberry and hazelnut like me sweet little Erza. (Pats her head)

Erza: MOM! Do you have to embarrass me in front of Y/n!

Y/n: I find it cute how you and Irene behave, it makes me smile to see Irene carefree and happy, just like you.

Erza: Alright Y/n, you have convinced me now, I will let Irene do whatever she wants now.

Irene: This will be fun.

Clothing store

Y/n: Why did I let myself get dragged into this?

Frost is asleep on the ground, from eating too much ice cream

Bahamut: It was your fault.

Y/n: It's just I can't miss out to see the resemblance of Irene and Erza. I'm sure if they wear the same outfit with the same haircut, I would not be able to tell the difference. (Irene and Erza come out of their locker room)

Irene: So what do you think of this?

Erza: Why are we wearing the same things?

Y/n: It was my Idea and... (Holds his nose from a nosebleed) It's perfect on you two, but why did you have to take that revealing sweater Irene? It's something for home.

Irene: I know, but it's comfy. That's why and Erza looks cute in it too.

Y/n: I have another word in mind, but yes, it looks comfy. Change into this now. (Erza and Irene go back into the locker room to change and come out shortly after)

Erza: How's this?

Y/n: A light summer dress with a hat looks good on both of you, I'll buy both of them.

Erza: The sweater too!

Y/n: Of course.

Irene: Wait, I found something I want Erza to wear.

Y/n Sure. (Erza takes it and goes back coming out shortly after)

Irene: A school uniform, doesn't she look cute in it?

Erza: You are doing this on purpose MOM!

Y/n: Hot damn! Irene you had your fun, now let's get back.

Beach of the Fairy Tail holiday house 

Irene: Come on Erza, get the point!

Y/n: Damn it, I missed the ball!

Irene: Yes we won!

Erza: Looks like my mother and I are better at beach volley than you and your dad.

Y/n: You wanna try again?

Erza: Bring it on handsome!

Bahamut: Playtime is over!

Shortly after

Erza: (Pouts) How did we lose this time?!

Irene: You had to piss him off, that's why.

Y/n: We are even now. Let's go and grill some food for lunch.

Bahamut: Never make a God angry, that's why.

Irene: The smell of meat on the grill really makes my mouth water.

Erza: I agree on it, but only one thing can make me drool. (Looks at Y/n's chest, as he's preparing the meat)

Irene: You have good taste Erza. Are you thinking of taping that, dear daughter of mine?

Erza: (Distracted) Of course, why wouldn't I... MOOOOM! Why are you saying this?! That's, it I'm leaving!

Irene: Wait! Stay here! I love you, I'm sorry. I'm just having fun. I know how girls behave, looking at someone they want to have and you look exactly like that at him.

Erza: Yes, he's my fiance that's why, but my heart is still the same as the day when I told him I love him.

Mirajane: Oh my, Erza your mother is a real trouble maker.

Irene: I really didn't know that Fairy Tail has such good looking girls and guys in it.

Mirajane: Erza is one of the most attractive of us followed by Juvia and Lucy. I'm the indisputable number one in the guild, even if I've lost at the last Fairy Tail Beauty Contest.

Irene: I think I can change that, on the next harvest festival.

Y/n: I'm done with the meat here! Everyone take a piece of the bear.

Irene & Erza: Bear meat, does it taste good?

Y/n: Find it out for yourself. (Erza and Irene bite into the meat)

Irene: It's aroma is very smokey and good.

Erza: Bear meat is my number one meat now, it tastes so good.

Y/n: It has a very interesting taste, indeed.

Wendy: I'm surprised that it's not that hard to eat.

Y/n: I prepared the meat a night before to make sure its tender when it is on the grill, or else it would be very hard and chewy to eat.

Carla: Surprisingly good, even for my taste.

Happy: Aye, it's really good!

Frost: Can they make bear meat ice cream?

Silver: I really miss hunting bears, they where everywhere when I was living with Mika and Gray at home.

Mika: I remember, you were so eager to take Gray hunting once he was older.

Gray: We can do it now Dad.

Sliver:  And we will take Juvia with us for it.

Erza: How did you get a bear on the grill?

Y/n: I went into the forest and found one.

Irene: I want to know how you hunt, as you only use swords.

Y/n: You can say, I kill it with my b(e)are hands. (Looking like he dropped the sickest joke of all time)

Elfman: That's manly!

Erza: (Facepalming herself) Oh God, why?!