Y/n: The Magnolia Harvest Festival is coming up Erza, isn't it great? We can do something together at the Fantasia Parade too, don't you agree?

Erza: Yes that would be a good opportunity to show them how close we are now as a couple.

Y/n: Any Idea what we can do at the Fantasia Parade?

Erza: I will do some pretty choreography with my swords and you?

Y/n: I will use my Dragon Slayer and Saiyan power to make an awesome light show and fireworks.

Erza: That sounds interesting, you know the Miss Fairy Tail contest is up too. I know what I will wear on it.

Y/n: Why can't they make a contest for strongest guys in Fairy Tail as well, like a tournament or something?

Erza: That would result in a lot of beaten mages but I would enjoy seeing you fight with only your pants and boots on.

Y/n: You just want to look at my chest all the time since you like it so much.

Erza: Hey you do it as well so it's only fair.

Y/n: Still, I can go around with my bare chest while you can't.

Erza: Is this some kind of challenge? What if I would do it?

Y/n: No It's not, the guys would constantly look at you and I would beat them for that.

Erza: (Presses her chest against Y/n's) Sounds like you just want them for yourself.

Y/n: (Sweating) Well... You got me now.

The Miss Fairy Tail contest

Max: Welcome all citizens of Magnolia and to our guests from nearby towns. Let the Miss Fairy Tail contest begin!

Y/n: I'm really excited to see what they have in store for us.

Gray: As far as the decency in our guild goes, they will show up in something revealing.

Y/n: Like you in your underwear right now Gray?

Gray: Why does it keep happening?!

Natsu: Are they going to fight for the first place or what?

Y/n: That's not how it works Natsu.

Max: Our number one entry, an exotic beauty with a stomach that contains a hole to another dimension, Cana Alberona! Now it's time to cast some magic to show how appealing you are. And she's changed into her swim wear!

Cana: I claim my five hundred thousand... I mean, I claim the cash for my liquor bill.

Y/n: Exactly what I expected.

Max: Our second contestant, a new member but her abilities are S-Class. A woman whose beauty brings rain, Juvia Lockser!

Juvia: Gray my darling, are you watching?

Gray: *blushing*

Y/n: If everyone of them is doing the same, how are we deciding the winner?

Max: Our number three, the poster girl for the guild. The woman whose beauty makes the entire continent drunk with desire, Mirajane Strauss!

Mira: My magic is transformation, so I'd like to transform for you. (Changes her head into various faces of her guild members)

Y/n: Well she's out with that but it was funny.

Max: Now for entry number four, we present a wizard with not only beauty and charm but also some of the greatest powers in the guild, Titania better known as Erza Scarlet!

Y/n: I have a felling something will blow up.

Erza: I have reserved a special Re-quip just for you Y/n. (Changes into her Goth-Loli outfit)

Y/n: (Spits out the drink and his face heats up as the heart starts to race) She knows my weakness for outfits like that, she must have seen that one Sorcerer Weekly Magazine with the knee sock special edition.

Erza: Looks like I hit the spot perfectly with it. The victory is mine.

The rest of the contestants have done their show as Lucy was interrupted by Evergreen

Evergreen: The contest is over and the winner has been decided, it's me. Yes, I call this sham of a contest to a close!

Y/n: Evergreen is here than that means sparky is too!

Lucy: Don't interfere with my show!

Gray: Don't make eye contact with her!

Evergreen: What did you say little girl? (Lucy gets turned into stone)

Max: This isn't good, please everybody run! (The curtain is lifted, revealing the other members as stone statues)

Y/n: Erza, NO! You bitch! I will slam you to the ground for doing this to Erza. (Dashes forward trying to hit Evergreen as she disappears in thin air.

Laxus appears

Laxus: The festival starts now. I want to make the Battle of Fairy Tail. If you can beat us, you'll win. I want Makarov to resign his post as master of the guild and I will take over Fairy Tail. I will throw out every single one of you, starting with you Y/n. You have three hours to win.

Y/n: If it's a beating you want, it's a beating you get sparky. (Attacks Laxus but he disappears)

Makarov: You insolent child, I will whoop your butt personally. (Makarov runs into an enchantment)

Y/n: This will be going into Fairy Tails history as the day Laxus got his ass beaten by God himself. I will turn you back Erza. (Runs into an invisible wall)

Y/n: What the..? (Looks up) Stone statues and people over eighty can't pass this barrier?

Natsu: I'm all fired up. (Runs into the wall)

Gajeel: I've got my own score to settle with that jerk, leave it to me! (Runs into the same invisible wall)

Natsu: You are over eighty too?

Gajeel: Do I look eighty to you?!

Y/n: If I can't walk past it, I will teleport past it.

Natsu: Take me with you Y/n. (Y/n disappears in front of Natsu and appears on the other side of the wall)

Y/n: Sorry Natsu, I have to do it myself.

Shortly after

 Y/n: Re-equip Warrior Armor! I have finally found you Evergreen.

Evergreen: How did you go past the enchantment? (Gets punched by Y/n)

Y/n: I have not come to talk, I've come to beat you until you give up. (Grabs Evergreen's throat and teleports back to the guild hall)

Natsu: You are back, with Evergreen?

Y/n: (Throws Evergreen into the air and kicks her to a nearby pillar, making her faint and the statues are back to normal) Erza are you alright? (holds Erza in his arms)

Erza: I feel hot, Natsu what did you do to me? (Punches Natsu)

Y/n: Well you are hot, It's good that you are well too Erza, I was worried.

Erza: Where is Evergreen? I want to beat her for turning me into stone!

Y/n: She is down, I gave her the beating for it.

Erza: You didn't even hold back.

Y/n: Let us get outside and beat Laxus together.

Erza: I want to see you beat him, he will be humiliated by you. (Y/n and Erza appear on the other side of the wall)

Natsu: Not fair!

Y/n sees magic orbs flying above Magnolia

Y/n: The hell is that?

Erza: The Thunder Palace, he wants to use it on Magnolia!

Y/n: Laxus has become insane, he is going to hurt the citizens of Magnolia with it.

Erza: Let us stop him and then take out the Thunder Palace.

At Kardia Cathedral

Laxus: Erza and Y/n are joining the fight as well.

Y/n: Mystogan you are here too?

Laxus: Let us reveal your identity Mystogan. (Attacks Mystogan and disintegrates his mask)

Erza & Y/n: Jellal?!

Jellal: I'm not the one you think I am, I will go now. (Disappears)

Y/n: Laxus, I will beat you to a pulp for all this. First you attack your guild members and now you threaten the citizens of Magnolia too?! I have no choice, my judgment is made. (Attacks Laxus with powerful blows)

Laxus: You will not defeat me now. Lighting Dragon's Roar! (A powerful spiral of lighting hits Y/n)

Y/n: That tickles.

Erza: Looks like I'm not needed here, I will attack the Thunder Palace. (Leaves the cathedral)

Y/n: God Dragon's Roar. (A powerful spiral of golden light hits Laxus, injuring him)

Laxus: I will not lose. (Moves his hands together) Fairy Law! (A bright light engulfs Magnolia)

Y/n: How foolish of you to fink that you can beat us with Fairy Law, this magic only works when the caster's heart sees them as enemies, not your brain.

Laxus: No this can't be. (Laxus gets knocked out by Y/n)

Y/n: What happened to you Laxus? I have to help Erza destroying the Thunder Palace.

Warren: Listen up everyone, anyone who can still use their magic, attack the Thunder Palace.

Shortly after

Y/n: This will hurt a lot. God Dragons Million Lights! Thousands of golden magic energy balls move towards the lacrimas, destroying them) Isn't something supposed to happen now? (Gets electrocuted and falls down)

Shortly after

Erza: (Worried) Y/n why did you attack so many? You could have died!

Y/n: I wanted to take away as many from you as possible, so that you don't get badly hurt.

Erza: Baka! (Hits Y/n) Don't make me worry so much for you. But I am grateful for your help. (Kisses Y/n)

Y/n: (Places his hand on Erza's cheek) You are everything to me Erza, I won't let you get hurt if I can prevent it.

Erza: Let us get ready for the Fantasia Parade.

Fantasia Parade

Erza Is performing a spectacle with her swords as Y/n is firing energy spheres into the air, making them explode like fire work. He uses his God Dragon magic to create millions of tiny golden spheres and makes them fly around, forming the Fairy Tail symbol above him. Suddenly the parade members all put their right arm up and extend the pointer and thumb like a pistol.

Makarov: It means even if I can't see you, even if you have gone far away, I will always be looking out for you now and for ever, I'll be looking out for you!

Next day

Y/n: Laxus got what he deserved.

Erza: He played with a god, that never ends well.