Sorry to disappoint you guys but this isn't a chapter. I'm just here to say that I got so caught up in school till I forgot about my life...

Gajeel: Since when did you get a life?

Gray: Yeah, where the hell was I?

Shaddup >:T or else....

Natsu: No guys! Hush! Please!

Too late! 🎶🎶 STORY TIIIIME! 🎶🎶

Gray: Aw crap...

||These aren't really funny but whatevz||

SHORT CHAPTER: Maddie's Ugly Jokes

~crowd starts to clap her in~

Maddie: Hello people who are actually real! Thanks for comin' tonight! So Luke? 

Luke: What the living crap....how da hell did I get here....?

Maddie: Questions later! Answer meh now!

Luke: Just when I thought I could have a random free day...-_-

Maddie; *clears throat* Anyway...as I was saying...so Luke?

Luke: *sighs* Wut?

Maddie: Have you heard the joke between the toaster and the pastry?

Luke:What? No.

Maddie: Well neither have I!

-BUH DUM! CRASH!-

-crowd laughs-

Maddie: *laughs* Thank you. Thank you...

Luke: -_-

Maddie: Here's one from me, title goes, 'How People Sneeze.'

Luke: Eh?

Maddie: Elegant people sneeze like, 'Ah-too!'

Normal people sneeze like, 'ah-CHOO!'

I sneeze like, 'GJHHJEFJDHCSKOWDJSNDHCEFKEMECYCKKRPFLURP!!!!!!!'

-BUH DUM! CRASH!-

-crowd laughs-

Luke: -chuckles- That wasn't pretty good..

Maddie: Yay! I have more!

Luke: Shitsue...

Maddie: 'How People Sing.'

Graceful people sing like 'Twinkle twinkle, little staaaaaar!'

Others "sing" like 'Twinke...twinkle....by Little Star.....OH-!

I sing like 'OHHHH! I wanna Twinklie! I wanna Twinkie!'

-BUH DUM! CRASH!-

-crowd laughs-

Maddie: Thanks again randomers I have no idea about!

Luke: Where are you getting this from?

Maddie: It's from a faraway place called a 'brain'. You should use it sometime!

Luke: $&#%¥£

Maddie: Next! Hmm... 'How Smart are You?: Clouds'

Einsteins does be like 'Did you know that a cumulonimbus weighs approximately 61-8738-65...'

Normos does be like 'Hey dude look! It a cloud!

I does be like 'Oh...mah gawd....OH. MAH. GAWD. ITS FRINKIN FLYIN SHEEP!'

-BUH DUM! CRASH!-

-crowd laughs- 

Luke: *laughing* xD what the hell? Did you just add Natsu? XDDD

Maddie: Ignore the weirdo...next up is 'How I be like in class'

(Excuse meh language -.-)

Interested kids be like 'This is so fascinating...*writes every ass word coming out the goddamn teacher mouth*

Regular people be like 'Wait huh? What was that? What did she say??'

I does be like 'Dammit bitch! Hurry up and teach us ! My freakin stomach pissed right nah!'

-BUH DUM! CRASH!-

-crowd laughs-

Luke: That's so ME!

Maddie: I know right! Anyway that's all for now I guess...this was just to torture thing one, thing two and dip twit over there.

(Just in case your wondering...

Gray- Thing one

Gajeel- Thing two

Natsu la dip twit

-_-)

Luke: Oh, that- wait what?

Maddie: Thanks for coming out tonight! Love ya guys! See ya again! -walks off stage with crowd cheering-

~Back to reality~

Maddie:......And I'd leave Luke onstage totally confused about the whole thing because he doesn't actually know about the whole 'him being in a story' thing.

Gray: *rubs temples* Just tell me it's over....

Maddie: Hmph! It's over! >=T

Gray: HALLELUJAH! *runs out room screaming histarically*

Natsu: I'm gonna...go....rethink life choices...while chasing magical flying sheep....-walks away slowly-

Maddie: Lemme guess? You have to go and smack someone in that face so you can get away from me?

Gajeel: Nope. I just don't like your face so before I bleed, Imma go. -leaves-

Luke walks in.

Luke: Hey Mads. What's up with him?

Maddie: Do you think I'm weird? Strange? Not fitting in anywhere?

Luke: Nope! Your just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really normal challenged. 

Maddie: -_-...

Oh! Hey Luke?

Luke: Yeah....?

Maddie: Wanna hear a stoooooory? 

Luke: I'm gonna regret this for the rest of my life....

This was originally supposed to be a author note but....that happened....soooooo yeah? I was saying that I won't update for long periods because of hell on earth aka school...bleh. I have a project due on Tuesday and I hardly started...sooo yeah. One project not given in isn't so bad right? 

#Yolo!

Anyway that's actually almost it. I'm working on my new book....make that books....I'm trying to balance trying to care for school and life but it's real hard xc! Anyway, I'm just gonna randomly update soooooo yup. 

I hope that all, if there's any questions, feel free to ask. Vote and Comment and stay close! Be awesome and Stay Cool!

~this is miley2_2 signing out~