-Real Life-

Maddie: Ugh! Gray! I'm so freakin bored like I can't hardly think about what to do or say or eat. I just keep running on and on about random scrap that I don't know what the funk means and if I don't stop that means it's serious and when it's serious it SERIOUS like I can crash a train....wait you can crash trains...shoot...wait, yes you can! Argh! I might just make a sandwhich. What do you think? -talks really fast-

Gray: Uh huh...yeah.

Maddie: Are you even listening?

Gray: Sorry what were you saying? I was trying to give a fvck...

Maddie: -scoffs- Rude...-gets up and walks off-

Ezra: -eats cake- Mmm....

Maddie: -sits with Ezra- Ezra I'm so freakin bored like I can't hardly think about what to do or say or eat. I just keep running on and on about random scrap that I don't know what the funk means and if I don't stop that means it's serious and when it's serious it SERIOUS like I can crash a train....wait you can crash trains...shoot...wait, yes you can! Argh! I might just make a sandwhich. What do you think? -talks really fast-

Ezra: Mmmm...cake....-continues eating-

Maddie: Your no help either....-walks off, sits with Lucy- Lucy!

Lucy: Hm?

Maddie: I'm so freakin bored like I can't hardly think about what to do or say or eat. I just keep running on and on about random scrap that I don't know what the funk means and if I don't stop that means it's serious and when it's serious it SERIOUS like I can crash a train....wait you can crash trains...shoot...wait, yes you can! Argh! I might just make a sandwhich. What do you think? -talks really fast-

Lucy: -looks up- Sorry what? I was texting Nat- -looks at phone again, laughs uncontrollably-

Maddie: Ugh...-gets up, walks to Mira- Hey Mira...

Mira: -drys cup- Hey Maddie. What's wrong? Did another ship sink?

Maddie: No...its just that....I'm so freakin bored like I can't hardly think about what to do or say or eat. I just keep running on and on about random scrap that I don't know what the funk means and if I don't stop that means it's serious and when it's serious it SERIOUS like I can crash a train....wait you can crash trains...shoot...wait, yes you can! Argh! I might just make a sandwhich. What do you think?-talks really fast-

Mira: Erm....I-

Macarov: Heeeeey Mira! C-C'mere fur a second..

Mira: Oh boy...Coming Master! -shuffles off-

Lissanna: -walks over to Maddie with Wendy and Carla- Hey Maddie!

Maddie: Hey Lissanna! Wendy! Carla....

Carla: Hmph!

Wendy: Hello Maddie! Are you alright?

Maddie: No! -talks really fast- I'm so freakin bored like I can't hardly think about what to do or say or eat. I just keep running on and on about random scrap that I don't know what the funk means and if I don't stop that means it's serious and....

While Maddie talks, the three slowly backs away.

Maddie: What do you thi- Oh...-sighs, gets up-

So mostly she spent her day saying the same thing over and over to everyone in the guild but no one hardly cared.

Maddie: I can't believe it came to this where I have to come to YOU for help...

Gajeel: I don't like you either.

Maddie: Ok, whatever. So here's my prob. I'm-

Gajeel: -puts finger on her lip- Yeah...I'm gonna stop you there. -texts someone-

Levy comes skipping over to their table.

Levy: Hey Gajeel, I got your text. What's up?

Gajeel: I don't wanna listen to her problems. Tell her about the new max sized book you red yesterday.

Levy: Ok! -drags Maddie off-

Maddie: I'm so gonna kill that good for nothing iron wanna be...

Levy: Ok! So it was about a girl who fell from the sky. She was royalty but didn't actually want to be So....-runs on and on-

This is actually a book I've been working on. I wanna right an anime but I can't freakin draw it...I can draw but...I can't draw the exact thing over and over and now you see I'm not good at it...-.-

Maddie: -runs temples- Make the words stop...my brain hurts...

[After two hours...]

Levy: ..So Orion and Yokami-

Maddie: Just stop! Please! This isnt helping my boredom in any way!

Levy: Boredom? But I thought- -phone chimes, looks at phone- Oh! Sorry Maddie! I have to go to a book club meeting with Lucy! I'll tell you the rest later! -jogs off-

Maddie: -sighs sadly, walks out guild- I never thought that I would get bored at FairyTail...

She went to her house next to Lucy and laid across the bed.

Maddie: -takes out phone slowly- Maybe I could call Luke...-dials his number-

Yush, he's in dis book too. He asked me to be in all meh books I'm doing so yeah...

Five minutes later...

VoiceMail: Hey this is Luke, I'm either with my best bud Maddie [Maddie's voice: Hey!] Or just real busy! Leave a voicemail and I'll call back!

Maddie: -hangs up- Stupid voicemail...

She ended up falling asleep with the silence in her home.

[Two days later...]

Gajeel's voice: Is she finally dead?

Levy's voice: Gajeel!

Gray voice: What if she IS dead, huh?

Gajeel's voice: That'd be awesome!

Lissanna's voice: Gajeel! Quit it!

Ezra: Be quiet all of you!

Maddie: -sits up fast, screams-

Lucy: Are you ok?!

All the girls crowded her bed.

Maddie: Y-Yeah...I'm fine...I just...oh crap. -throws off covers, runs to window, looks out window- Phew...

Natsu: What's up?

Maddie: I had two crazy dreams. One was that I was BORED at FairyTail...

Gray: That DEFINITELY was a dream...the whole guild got into a fun fight today! It was awesome!

Maddie: Yeah, ok. Whatevz. The other dream was that the scariest animal living took over the world!

Gray: You mean lions?

Mira: Tigers?

Natsu: Fire?

Lucy: That's not an animal!

Maddie: No it's worst.

Juvia: Juvia is curious. Juvia wants to know.

Maddie:It's....Its....

Everyone: It's?!

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Maddie: Unicorns.

Everyone: -_-

Maddie: Aaaanyways, now that you guys are here, come listen to this! Ok, Im my first dream I was so freakin bored like I can't hardly think about what to do or say or eat. I just kept running on and on about random scrap that I didn't know what the funk meant and if I didn't stop that meant it was serious and when it was serious it was SERIOUS like I could've crashed a train....wait you can crash trains...shoot...wait, yes you can!....-voice trails off-

Gajeel: Yup...she's back...

Everyone: Definetly.

And that's the end! I was inspired by yesterday at home. I did this exact same thing except the sleep part. Instead I was dancing around and fell...

I was laughing so hard and so much until my sister thought I was gonna die from breath abuse.

Idk...what that is but...that's what she said...

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Be awesome and stay cool!

~this is miley2_2 signing out~