We start our series of Crack Moments with sweet and innocent Lucy Heartfillia, sleeping soundly in her bed. Her form was calm and peaceful...Until the writer decided to evilly make this story.

Her seemingly perfect evening was rudely, and loudly, interrupted by four other women as they burst into the poor blonde's room.

Erza, the loudest of the four, decided to show her excitement by ripping Lucy's blanket right out of her (thought to be) firmly clamped fingers. Lucy groaned as the redhead's eyes widened with sparkles. "Lucy! It's about time we have ourselves a sleepover!"

Lucy glared up at her. "A what..?" However, her attempts were quickly overlooked as Titania started rearranging Lucy's room without her permission while singing some unknown tune. So instead, Lucy sat up and looked at the others as they came over to her with guilty looks. Levy, Wendy, and Juvia.

Levy was the first to speak. "We're sorry Lu-chan! We mentioned the words 'Sleep' and 'Over' in the same group of sentences and then we couldn't stop her..."

Wendy nodded meekly. "It's true. She made us pack all of our things at fairy hills and then made us come with her here as soon as possible..."

Lucy's anger at being trespassed again slowly faded away as she thought about what had happened and gave them all a small smile. After being dragged around by Erza (probably literally too) Lucy thought that they deserved some pity. "It's fine, I should have expected something like this from her anyways..."

The Celestial Wizard sighed before noticing that Juvia looked very confused. She blinked. "Juvia? What's wrong?"

Juvia looked at her ex-love rival and hugged her Gray plushie tightly. "Juvia is nervous because she has never had a sleepover before."

The other three girls looked to one another in surprise before giggling. Wendy looked up at her with a smile. "Don't worry! It's my first time too!" Juvia returned the smile.

Not long after that, what had sounded like construction from Erza's direction had stopped. They looked over to find the other half of Lucy's room completely changed. Lucy's jaw dropped with a squeal. "HOW EVEN!?"

What caused such a reaction? Well, somehow, Erza had found a huge flat-screen TV and a popcorn maker, five sleeping bags, a whole collection of DVD lacrima, along with a mini-fridge and lots of cake, other sweets and junk food.

The other girls shared the same look as Lucy. Levy's eyes were very wide. "W-Wow Erza..."

Said Requip Mage smiled with pride at them. "I made sure we would be prepared! Now we may begin!" She sat down on what she had claimed to be her sleeping bag and patting the space in front of her, indicating them to sit with her.

Sharing nervous looks, they decided to join her in the end, claiming their own sleeping bags. Wendy set Carla down before sitting down herself and looking to Erza. "So what should we do first Erza-san?"

The swords-woman thought a moment before something brilliant obviously came to mind. "We should watch a movie first! Then we can talk about our favorite characters and parts!"

They nodded in full agreement. Yes. A distraction would be good.

Two and a half hours later: Lucy's eye was twitching.

"What kind of movie was that!? Who wrote it!? My book is better! And I stink at writing!"

Wendy and Carla had somehow fallen asleep.

Levy couldn't un-narrow her eyes at the credits. "We live in a world of magic.., yet the graphics were so bad."

"Juvia doesn't like the love interest..."

Erza blinked at them. "Oh? I thought it was nice."

They all just stared at her for a moment with wide eyes. "You did!?"

She nodded and the other three just shook their heads. They should've known this would've happened when Erza was the one to pick the movie. Juvia looked at them. "What else do girls do at a sleepover? Juvia is very curious."

Lucy and Levy shared a look and suddenly something clicked in their minds. Grinning at one another, they turned to the other two. Levy started. "You know what girls do at a sleepover..?" Lucy giggled as she finished. "They share secrets!"

Erza and Juvia blinked but both had the same spark in their eyes. "Oh!"

Levy glanced at Lucy, who nodded before looking at them. "So, who wants to go first?"

A moment went by before Erza put her hand to her heart. "I shall go first! What should I share..?"

Levy gave a sly smile. "Okay, so each of us will ask you a question, and you have to answer, no matter what!" Erza got that same gleam in her eyes as before as she nodded with excitement.

Lucy raised her hand. "Alright! I'll ask first." Her conscience was laughing evilly right now. It was time for revenge. Her house had been ruined by the redhead far to many times. "Erza, how did you fall for Jellal?"

Erza's face suddenly became the same color as her hair. "W-W-W-W-What makes you think I fell for h-him???"

"Erza-san loves Jellal-san!?" This was somehow new news for the Water Mage and Levy just patted her shoulder as she was ignored.

Lucy rolled her eyes. "Please! It's so obvious! I just want to know how or when."

Lucy smirked as Erza started to visibly sweat. A sign that she was about to crack. A moment later, she blurted it all out. "Alright fine! I've had f-feelings for him before, ever since he gave me my last name as Scarlet..."

Levy and Lucy both gave fangirl squeals at this new found information. Surprisingly, Juvia was the one to blink and question. "Before? What about now?"

Erza glanced away. "I-I no longer have those feelings..." Levy and Lucy shared a look, unknowingly thinking the same thing: Yeah Right!

Levy gave a slight cough. "Alright, my turn, since Juvia asked her question. The other bluenette blinked, as if shocked that she had done so. Levy continued. "Okay Erza, so I've always wanted to know..,when did you start loving strawberry cake so much?"

Lucy facepalmed. Out of all of the secretive questions the smartest person in the room could've asked..,she asked that.

Erza, however, was very excited to share her story. "I loved strawberry cake since the moment I laid eyes on it! The shape, the texture, the glorious taste! Everything about it was so magnificent! You see, the very first time I had a bit was-" So the mage went on and on about her favorite food, making Levy wish she hadn't asked in the first place. After another forty-five minutes, she stopped her story only to have a piece she had brought.

By then, the other three girls only stared in stunned silence. Levy ran a hand down her face. "I'm sorry I asked..."

Lucy refused the urge to slam her head into the wall. "I never want to even see a piece of cake again..."

Juvia nodded meekly. "Juvia agrees..."

"Oh! I almost forgot to tell you the best part about Strawberry cake! You see-" And there she goes again. The other three groaned before falling over onto their sleeping bags. Lucy whined into her pillow. "Why me..?"

Levy tried to think of a solution, but failed. Not realizing that her eye started to twitch. "This is a form of torture, isn't it..?"

"Juvia agrees..."

Erza went on and on until morning, preventing all of the other women (besides Wendy, who was still sleeping soundly) from getting a wink of sleep. After they had all gotten out of bed and woken Wendy and Carla, they were walking towards the guild, leaving behind all of their things at Lucy's for the time being.

Wendy looked up at them with a guilty expression. "I'm sorry that I fell asleep at my first sleepover! I wish I could've had fun with the rest of you!" Lucy pondered on those words. 'Fun' she said..? First they watched a terrible movie, and then had to listen to hours of Erza's 'Cake Adventures'... "No Wendy, please don't worry about it."

Levy nodded, rubbing her eyes. "Really, feel grateful that you got some sleep..."

Juvia was swaying as she walked (most likely from lack of sleep) and nodded to her. "Yes Wendy-chan, please don't think you missed out on anything..."

All of them turned to the one leading them with a proud stance and happy features. Like she hadn't kept the others up all night with the only subject being her love for cake...

The four now had just made in into the guild, the doors shutting behind them. However, what they had walked into made three of them stop in there tracks and gawk in horror. Before them on every table and in front of every seat on the bar were Strawberry Cakes of different sizes and shapes.

Mira noticed them come in and smiled at them in greeting. "Well hello!" Erza looked to Mira in wonder and excitement. "What is all of this!? It's not my birthday!"

Mira giggled. "No silly, today is National Strawberry Cake Day! All of these cakes were donated to the guild." Erza and Wendy squealed in excitement but when they looked behind them to see the other three, they were in the process of running away and yelling over their shoulders. "NOT AGAIN! WHY CRUEL WORLD!?!?"

Wendy blinked in their direction. "What's happened to them?"

Erza started eating and glanced over at the still open doors. "I haven't the slightest idea."

THE END

A/N Okay, so I was greatly inspired to write this the start to a series of crack oneshots by @shobio (FlyingWindex) here on Wattpad. XD After reading her own Crack book, I came up with a list of stupid crack ideas and decided to start this little project. (Don't worry, all of these ideas are my own and I made sure not to copy any of theirs. )

So sit back and relax as I write many different stories for many different characters and their hobbies, lives, and awkward moments. :D LOL