Q: How do wizards sulk?
Lets find out.

Natsu: The one who stops thinking altogether, to the point that he would walk into the same wall over and over again and never notice because he would be too depressed to care.

Gray: Would pretend to be fine but because his mind is on whatever upset him, he would forget to strip, indicating to everyone around him that something had to be wrong.

Lucy: Would lock herself in her room, including bolting the window shut, and try to come up with a solution by herself while trying not to be depressed.

Erza: Would spend all of her money on cake and cry and eat at the same time.

Mira: Would put on a smile in public but would cry and complain to her sister at home.

Elfman: Admit that having problems was manly while crying before trying to fix it and apologise.

Lisanna: Would hold it all in and gain the courage to confront the person shes upset at, only to cry in the process of doing so.

Jet: Cry on Droy's shoulder.

Droy: Cry on Jet's shoulder.

Levy: be depressed for a while before reading a book to help comfort her and then going to Lucy and ranting.

Gajeel: Get grumpier than usual but get upset when by himself, most likely in tears.

Juvia: Lock herself away for a few days to cry her eyes out before somebody would have to come get her.

Lily: Drink as much kiwi juice as possible.

Happy: Fish. Fish is the only thing the Blue Exceed would be able to see in his depression .., and maybe Carla.

Carla: Hide that she was upset before ending up cracking under Wendy's worried gaze.

Wendy: Would cry because she would blame herself and eat everything with any sugar in it.

Cana: Would try and get drunk. Then cry when it dosen't work.

Gildarts: Drink and cry at a picture of Cana that he somehow managed to obtain.

Laxas: Please! Nothing phases Laxas!... (He would go to Makarov for advice.)

Evergreen: Put on more makeup than usual, and would most likely sigh a lot.

Freed: Sit in a corner with his arms wrapped around his knees while swaying and mumbling to himself.

Bickslow: Get irritated and cross his arms stubbornly like a child at everything.

Lyon: Get so shocked that he wouldn't move from his spot as if frozen in place. Then after someone snapped him out of it, he would get all frantic and run around like a chicken with it's head cut off while hyperventilating.

Meredy: Would get snappy and more sarcastic until she was apologized to.

Jellal: Would lock himself in a closet with a few tubs of Ice Cream, likely not to come out until they were all empty.

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