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No, but seriously. You people have the best comments IN. THE. WORLD.

Now it's story time about MustacheNarwhalz's adventure today. Sit down and shut your beautiful face holes.

I went to an art class today and I was in the back of the room with my phone starting to write the last chapter. And there were these girls in the front of the class that were talking about random stuff I've never heard about.

Then one of them says, "Have you ever heard of this show called Fairy Tail?" And they all are like nodding and stuff while I'm like perking up at the name.

Then she continues and apparently they were all only a few episodes in and they say, "Oh yeah, I can't get into it. I just hate the Lucy character so much. She's so annoying and pointless. She's so mean to Natsu and cowardly while all the others fight. And her magic sucks."

So then they go on about how Lucy sucks while I'm just growling at them from behind. I literally shout at them after a few minutes, "Lucy isn't weak! Ge further in the series and you'll see! Don't judge my baby when you're only a few episodes in!!!"

So, now they're all terrified of me...

-MustacheNarwhalz
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~Lucy's POV~

I watched my best friend as she struggled on the surfboard. It looked painful. Gajeel and her began to argue about something, but I couldn't hear anything.

That poor trainer guy. It must suck having to deal with those two. Gajeel was yelling something at the two of them. Now he's stomping back to land.

I call out to him, "Yo, Gajeel! What's going on?" I really want to know.

He turned to me and scowled. He brought his hand up and pointed behind his back at Levy and the guy. He muttered under his breath, "Shrimp and pretty boy lifeguard are having a great time together, I didn't want to ruin their fun."

"That's adorable. You're jealous." I laughed at him.

He held up a fist and waved it around. He growled, "Don't you start!"

"LUCY! LUUUUUCY! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM FATE-WE MEAN US!" I heard a pair of terrible voices from behind me. I spun around and saw Mirajane and Happy running towards me.

Behind her, Mira was dragging a slightly-unconscious Natsu by the scarf. I muttered under my breath in surprise, "Oh, shit!"

Gajeel looked at me and asked, "What's going on with you?"

"I may be hiding from Mira and Happy. They keep trying to get me and Natsu alone together." I quickly explained to him. I kept looking behind myself to see if they were getting any closer.

Gajeel was still lost, "What's so bad about being with him? You're alone with him all the time."

"That was different!" I was getting seriously annoyed with him, "Imagine if you kissed Levy on the cheek then ran away. Would you want to be alone with her the next day?"

His eyes grew wide and his cheeks began to tint pink. I knew it. It really is adorable. I smirked, "Thought so, anyway, I got to run!"

I turned and sprinted away from my pursuers. I jumped over at least three sandcastles while the sand dust brushed my ankles.

Mira was screaming after me, "You can't run from us for forever!" Happy and her were catching up to me.

A genius idea popped into my head. I stopped in my tracks and shouted at them as I pointed behind them, "Oh my gosh! Look, its Carla and Laxus. What are they doing here?"

As planned, the two of them stopped running and turned their backs toward me. They looked around the beach desperately for the two.

As they were looking, I took the distraction to sprint down the beach and find a bathroom building. I slipped inside just as I heard Mira and Happy shouts of confusion.

I slid to the ground as my back was pressed against the door. My breaths slowed down after a while. I despise running.

I heard a voice from one of the stalls, "Lucy, is that you?"

I perked up and hunched my back. I looked up at the stall, "Juvia?"

"Yes, it's Juvia." She spoke shyly. She peered out from behind the door.

I chuckled, "You hiding, too?". She nodded. I pushed myself from the ground and brushed the dirt and sand off my legs.

"Why are you hiding?" I asked her.

She looked down at her hands, "J-Juvia doesn't want to face Gray-sama. She's embarrassed..."

"Woah, wait a minute. Did he pull something on you or-" I began. If that ice pervert hurt her, Mira won't be the only one beating him up.

Juvia waved her hands in front of her, "Oh no! Gray-sama wouldn't do anything like that! Juvia has just gotten...shy"

"How come?"

"Mirajane's plan has worked. Gray seems to be more interested in Juvia. But Juvia doesn't know what to do about it. Juvia thinks she will mess it up somehow!" She cried. I could her the desperation is her voice.

She fell to the floor and wrapped her arms around her knees. I walked up to her and put one arm around her back and the other was holding her hand.

I tried to reassure her, "You won't mess anything up. You don't have to worry at all. I know you'll do it right. You won't mess up like I did."

She looked up at me and sniffled," How did Lucy mess up?"

"I made a move on that pink haired dope. He doesn't like me back, so it was a dumb move and that's why I'm hiding. But you shouldn't worry. Gray obviously has feelings for you!" I whispered to her.

She smiled and let out a small laugh that came out as a small sob, "Juvia's glad Lucy stopped being Love Rival."

I hugged her in my arms. I spoke softly, "Me, too."

"But Lucy really is an idiot. Natsu totally likes you. So obvious." Juvia teased me. I pushed her lightly with my arm.

I laughed, "Oh, shut up. You little liar!"

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~Gray's POV~

I opened my eyes. The sun glared down at me. I was lying down in the sand. I pulled myself up and looked around me.

What. The. Frick.

I was standing in the center of a giant sand crater. Small groups of water from the ground pooled around my heels.

The last thing I remember was trying to follow Juvia around. Our instructor had possibly been frozen into a giant ice cube.

In the culprit's defense, the dude was getting a little to flirty with Juvia. They just did not feel comfortable with the situation. Anyone would have done it!

I quickly climbed out of the hole in the beach. As soon as I got out, I wished I was back in the crater.

Mira was racing towards me with Flame brain in tow. Happy was flying over her head.

Before I could make a run for it, I felt a hand take a bone-shattering grip on my arm. Mira smiled, "Let's go find the girls, shall we?"

Her voice was to sweet and kind. It was too misleading. It didn't fit a devil girl such as her.

I couldn't even object or make a pathetic excuse for a cry or help before I was on the ground getting dragged.

Mira growled, "Where are those two stubborn girls!? Don't they know I have their boyfriends with me?!"

Happy snorted, "I think that's why they're running!"

"Idiots." Mira grumbled as she yanked on our neckware. I felt a patch of shells underneath my back.

Happy perked up with glee, "What if they're hiding out in one of the bathroom stall places?"

"To the potty house!" She cackled. Mira was having an unnerving amount of fun with this.

She pulled us along the shore line as Happy and her began to make up stupid songs.

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~Jellal's POV~

Our instructor was apparently quite impressed with Erza and I's surfing skills. But I must admit, we kicked ass at this sport.

We were heading back to the beach with out surfboards rippling behind us.

We only stopped after a giant wave almost killed us and Erza thought stabbing it with her swords would help.

My girlfriend's guild is the most insane thing I have ever seen. They are so wonderfully deranged. Its a beautiful miracle.

My thoughts were interrupted when Erza flicked my arm. She was pointing at something on the shore.

I had to squint to see what it was. I saw white, black, pink, and a hint of blue.

"Really? Are they serious?" Erza face palmed as I realized what it was. Mira sure loved to torment her ships, didn't she?

I don't understand a lot about Mira. Especially the thing with 30 babies. Or even what that was about.

But Erza has warned me of one thing, don't ever mess with her OTPs. Ever. It will be painful and the most horrifying five minutes of one's life.

I will take her advice and stay away from her. Natsu and Gray probably did something terrible to deserve whatever is going to happen. I can't tell, but I think Natsu is already dead.

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Not a lot of ship stuff happened this chapter. Sorry 'bout that!

This was like, the power of Mira chapter. Moral of the story: Don't shit around with that girl's babies!

Shout out to my Gravity Falls/Doctor Who/ Guardians of the Galaxy GEEKS! THEY ARE ALL COMING SOON! Dance montage~

*Nerd Anthem or He-Man Hey song playing in the background as I dance horribly*

-MustacheNarwhalz