Piper knew she had all week to herself. No Marzia, no parents, but she did have to worry about Mr. Muyskerm. Mark and Jack were the only other people who would be in the house with her, and she wanted to play around a bit more. Piper didn't know what those two were capable of, and if they could just give her a boxed set of her favorite movies, then what else could they do?

"Hey, Mark? Jack?" Piper asked, shutting her phone off and looking at the two. Jack was sitting in Mark's lap and immediately jumped off when Piper said something. Seeing Mark was floating, Jack hit the floor and Mark flew down to his side. Mark whispered something in his ear and Jack hugged Mark, holding him close as Mark floated back up.

"Oh, uh..." Piper said, "never mind actually."

"No, no," Mark said, setting Jack on his feet on the floor, "what was it?"

"My question got answered, so never mind..." Piper gently said, still examining the two.

"What was your question?" Jack asked. "Is it about the fairies? Because it's perfectly normal to be confused."

"Uh, no, that wasn't it..." Piper said. She regretted saying something at this point. She still barely knew these men, and they still frightened her a tiny bit.

"Are you guys gay?" Piper asked. Mark and Jack were silent for a moment before busting out laughing.

"Okay, okay..." Jack said, still laughing. He stopped himself and took a deep breath.

"I'm not gay, I'm bi." Jack said, pointing at himself. "But Mark is gay. One-hundred percent." Piper giggled as Mark pulled Jack back onto his lap. Mark floated up a bit, his torso at Piper's eye level. Mark chuckled and pressed a kiss to Jack's cheek, smiling right after.

"Are you guys married?" Piper asked, sitting down on her bed.

"Yep!" Mark chirped, floating back down to the ground. He out Jack down on his feet and stood next to him.

"It'll officially be one millennium next month." Jack said, smiling at Mark.

"You don't have a problem with it, d-do you?" Mark stuttered, his features turning sad.

"No!" Piper said quickly. "Not at all! You guys are actually pretty cute together, if you ask me."

"So, you're not homophobic?" Jack asked.

"Jack," Piper started, her tone serious, "my uncle and his daughter are both married to the same gender. I have no reason to be."

"Wise words from such a young mind." Mark said. "Why else?"

"Love is love." Piper answered. "It's their lives, not mine. All humans deserve to be in a happy relationship with who they choose. It shouldn't matter who that person is."

"You know," Jack started, coming up to Piper, ruffling her hair, "I think you're my favorite godchild yet."

"Really?" Piper asked excitedly, pushing Jack's hand away.

"Yeah!" Jack said. "Though, Timmy Turner's kids are a close second."