Okay so.. I laughed my ass of reliving this moment while I read it so let me tell you the story if you've heard behind the Gina Sprauge whatever the hell her last name is story..

So she was most likely having an affair with my dad so I said to Janet. "This girl is messing with our family, Mum has reached her breaking point let's go show her that no whore is going to come in between all of us." Janet liked the sound of that and when we told mother she decided to come.

So we got into Gina's office and I told whoever else was in there if they could please leave because I needed to talk to Gina alone. They left, as did I for a couple minutes, brought back in Janet and that's when it all broke lose..

I punched Gina in the face as hard as I could then Janet and I dragged her out to my mother. I held her against the wall while Janet threw a few punches, then I threw her down on the floor where believe or not my mother took over and threw punches...she went crazy basically. But inside I was laughing my fucking ass off, outside acting all tough.

Anyway, while that was going on, I tapped Janet's arm because I saw a security guard coming over. So Janet glared at him and said "Leave Mister! This is a family affair!"

it was after we left that the cops were called and she took us to court but... It never happened ;)

Another hilarious time is when Rebbie was just a baby, she was sick or something and she wouldn't stop crying so Joe hit my mom. (I just pretend Joe's not my real dad because I'm way too sexy to be his son) My mom took a glass and threw it at him which cut his arm all up and said "If you ever hit me again, I'll leave you so fast your head will spin!" Lmao GO MOMMA GO! but he never did hit her again. He took it out on us instead O.o but yet he tells people that we hate him I WONDER FUCKING WHY. If he didn't act like he hated us, we wouldn't hate him. Simple as that. I love my dad, he's my dad you know? But I don't like him, there's a difference. He gets upset over that fact because apparently his "family means everything to him and he loves us more than anything" if that were true he wouldn't have done what he did to us SO. MANY. TIMES.

This chapter's over it went from funny to depressing lmao