Okay so I am bored as hell.. so here's some facts about "Little Randy the congo player" Like anyone well even read this but..Screw it.

I was in a car accident when I was 7, that's how I got this tick, I sorta squint my eyes.

I was born on October 29th in Gary Indiana with 7 other kids runnin around the house, a few years after me came Janet who is one of the siblings I'm closest too.

I had one single called "How can I be sure?" And the B side was a duet with Janet called "Love song for kids" Later on I got my own band that made only one album (which was pretty damn good if I do say so myself) Called "Randy & The Gypsys" after the band name.

I wrote the Jacksons biggest selling single ever called "Shake your body (Down to the ground)" And helped Michael who is my other closest sibling write songs for his "Off the wall album" (We also wrote dancing machine..SUCK IT)
*clears my throat*

I broke my leg once when I kicked out a window trying to do Karate, got into a car accident with my first car after I lost control of it and my leg almost had to be amputated. When my leg wasn't responding like it was supposed to they gave me this EVIL FUCKING PILL THAT FORCED ME TO BE 2 SECONDS AWAY FROM DEATH. Then I got into a motorcycle accident and was in a wheelchair for like 2 years. THEN I got arrested for driving without a license and got pulled over because my headlights were broken. #dumbass.

Went to jail for 30 days after beating my wife Eliza *cue the snicker* Then I was forced to go to domestic violence classes -.- fuck you too judge. A gorgeous daughter with her named Stevanna!

Then that's where Alejandra came in *sighs* You know its gonna be a good story when it starts out: "SO THIS BITCH" and this is one of those stories..

Alright well we were engaged, all happy and shit with 3 kids. Genevieve, Steven Randall Jr, and Dontae. I was distant I guess but did she ever confront me about it? *Michael Kyle voice* Uh...na. She had to be a little slut and run off with my other closest sibling Jermaine. MY OWN DAMN BROTHER! when I went somewhere for a few weeks, he moved in. They got married, we were all pissed even my mother treated her like the help. HAHA GO MOMMA GO! But I didn't talk to Jermaine for over 10 years, Never talked to her and I didn't even want anything to do with my kids for a while as bad as that sounds..

Enough of that shit!

*Wise guy.

*I went to school at Clair-prep.

*My laugh is supposedly loud and hilarious and everyone loves it.

*I like to play sports but I don't watch them.

*I got moves!

*Sexy ass vehicles.

*Cuddlebug

*ADHD or some shit

*Run 4 miles everyday

* *sings I'm sexy and I know it* I work outt!

I'll add more later but being in bed sick you gotta do somethin! *laughs* I'm sorry if you spent your time reading this actually..