Chainsaws were invented for the purpose of delivering babys in C-Sections
Their is a site on the dark web where cannibles meet and talk about their desires. One man decided he wouldgo through with it and met up with a man that wanted to be eaten. The man was later eaten and his body was found in the other mans apartment and soon was arrested.
People tend to not like the sound of cotton balls because it hurts their teeth. Me on the other hand, fucking hate paper towels with all my might and power
this year in Wisconsin they have been having a string of snow storms over the past couple weeks and even one polar vortex and have missed an average of 6 days of school. The people who run the schools have decided to push the last day of school to June 10 instead of June 7
You should vaccinate your kids