301- No ones talking about you, your nose is still itching

302- Become a wrestler, get hit, take minutes to actually react to blow

303- The maid says your house is haunted, you didn't hire a maid

304- I may not have a brain but I dont remeber were my keys

305- its at times when I ask, what would Oprah do?

306- You messed with his grove

307- You just entered the danger zone

308- Carl stay in the house, doesn't stay in house

309- whats 9 plus ten? 19 why do you ask?

310- Lifes like a bad friend telling you about a show you havent seen full of spoilers