Me and my WP friendos incorrect quotes
Yuhh, I've been thinking abt doing this. I won't include everyone in my list, bc I don't know everyone as well, but I'll include most of em. So yeah these ppl will be here (the names I will use for them are in brackets):
sstubenrauch (TD)
helloimabritishtaco (British Taco)
FLAME_BOIIII (Flame)
-_F4N_- (GPS)
Pixel_Aqua (Sea)
Lubnaalyariznistar (Alex)
Kitty_Icey (Ice)
presmax_postz (Salty Apple)
testtubesimp (Gwen)
And I'll refer to myself as YTCat. Enjoy these incorrect quotes! Sorry if it's not the most accurate you who you are, but I don't know you irl. Please don't take these too seriously and don't get offended. It's just incorrect quotes made for fun :)
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Alex: You have Crayons?
YTCat: Yes, I have—
Alex: You're— how old are you?
YTCat: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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TD: The first time YTCat opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Flame: You disgust me.
British Taco: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
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Alex, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Alex, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
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Salty Apple: *nudges Ice at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Ice? Wake up, Ice! Listen! They're sexless!
Ice: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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Gwen: TD, gather the others. We need to have another YTCat-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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Sea: *is hugging Gwen*
YTCat: Hey! It's my turn to hug Gwen!
YTCat: *grabs Gwen*
GPS: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Sea: No, It's still my turn!
Gwen: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
YTCat: But we need the moral support!
Sea: And you're small! Which is cute!
GPS: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Gwen: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
Oh and sorry if you're not small, Gwen
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Alex: You're an idiot.
YTCat: That's the charm.
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YTCat: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Salty Apple: Not by the law!
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GPS: British Taco, I'm afraid.
British Taco: Just stay close to YTCat.
GPS: That's why I'm afraid.
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Sea: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
I've never seen your face but I'm sure you do, Sea!
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Salty Apple: Good morning.
Ice: Good morning.
Alex: Good morning.
Gwen: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
YTCat: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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GPS: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
YTCat: Why? It was important.
GPS: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Gwen, shrugging: The people need to know.
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Sea: Where's YTCat, Alex, and Ice?
Flame: They're playing hide and seek.
Sea: Where?
Flame: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Alex, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Ice: Gray.
TD: Grey.
Alex, turning to GPS: Now tell them what color you think it is.
GPS: Dark white.
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Alex: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Gwen, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Alex: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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YTCat: I've only had Gwen for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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YTCat: I am 39 cheetos tall.
GPS: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
YTCat: Because we're out of doritos.
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YTCat: My only talent is being stress.
Salty Apple: Don't you mean stressed?
YTCat: No.
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Okie that's it for now. Hope y'all enjoyed!
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