Me and my WP friendos incorrect quotes

Yuhh, I've been thinking abt doing this. I won't include everyone in my list, bc I don't know everyone as well, but I'll include most of em. So yeah these ppl will be here (the names I will use for them are in brackets):

sstubenrauch (TD)

helloimabritishtaco (British Taco)

FLAME_BOIIII (Flame)

-_F4N_- (GPS)

Pixel_Aqua (Sea)

Lubnaalyariznistar (Alex)

Kitty_Icey (Ice)

presmax_postz (Salty Apple)

testtubesimp (Gwen)

And I'll refer to myself as YTCat. Enjoy these incorrect quotes! Sorry if it's not the most accurate you who you are, but I don't know you irl. Please don't take these too seriously and don't get offended. It's just incorrect quotes made for fun :)

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Alex: You have Crayons? 

YTCat: Yes, I have— 

Alex: You're— how old are you? 

YTCat: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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TD: The first time YTCat opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

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Flame: You disgust me. 

British Taco: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.

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Alex, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...

Alex, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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Salty Apple: *nudges Ice at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Ice? Wake up, Ice! Listen! They're sexless! 

Ice: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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Gwen: TD, gather the others. We need to have another YTCat-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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Sea: *is hugging Gwen* 

YTCat: Hey! It's my turn to hug Gwen! 

YTCat: *grabs Gwen* 

GPS: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! 

Sea: No, It's still my turn! 

Gwen: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! 

YTCat: But we need the moral support! 

Sea: And you're small! Which is cute! 

GPS: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. 

Gwen: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

Oh and sorry if you're not small, Gwen

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Alex: You're an idiot. 

YTCat: That's the charm.

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YTCat: It's nice to be wanted, you know? 

Salty Apple: Not by the law!

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GPS: British Taco, I'm afraid. 

British Taco: Just stay close to YTCat. 

GPS: That's why I'm afraid.

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Sea: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

I've never seen your face but I'm sure you do, Sea!

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Salty Apple: Good morning. 

Ice: Good morning. 

Alex: Good morning. 

Gwen: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 

YTCat: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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GPS: Can we talk about that mass email you sent? 

YTCat: Why? It was important. 

GPS: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit". 

Gwen, shrugging: The people need to know.

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Sea: Where's YTCat, Alex, and Ice? 

Flame: They're playing hide and seek. 

Sea: Where? 

Flame: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Alex, pointing to the wall: What color is this? 

Ice: Gray. 

TD: Grey. 

Alex, turning to GPS: Now tell them what color you think it is. 

GPS: Dark white.

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Alex: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... 

Gwen, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 

Alex: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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YTCat: I've only had Gwen for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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YTCat: I am 39 cheetos tall. 

GPS: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos? 

YTCat: Because we're out of doritos.

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YTCat: My only talent is being stress. 

Salty Apple: Don't you mean stressed? 

YTCat: No.

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Okie that's it for now. Hope y'all enjoyed!

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