My name is Youra and my lover's name is Hugo btw 

Also, IILightbrush2018 you'll like this lmfao

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Youra: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 

Hugo: Only if you also don't ask why. 

Hugo: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 

Youra: ... 

Youra, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Hugo: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. 

Youra: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

This is legit how we joke around lmao

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*While the Squad is in a battle* 

Hugo, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! 

Youra: Take it back now y'all!

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Youra: Don't worry, I have a permit. 

Hugo: ...This just says "I can do what I want".

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Youra, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast. 

Hugo: You're kinda ugly.

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Hugo: Youra, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? 

Youra: Raise the dead. 

Hugo: And what did you do? 

Youra: Raise the dead. 

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Youra: That's illegal, right? 

Hugo: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop? 

Youra: No- 

Hugo: Then shut the fuck up.

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Youra: I know one person who finds me funny! 

Hugo: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself! 

Youra: Okay then I'm out.

Ok Hugo does find me funny sometimes XD

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Hugo: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* 

Youra: Where did you get that? 

Hugo: My pocket. 

Youra: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Hugo: Skills. 

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Youra: How stupid do you think I am?! 

Hugo: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Youra: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. 

Hugo: What did you do Youra? 

Youra: a Mistake.

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Youra: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. 

Hugo: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Hugo: Where did you get that tomato soup? 

Youra: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Hugo: How did you break your leg? 

Youra: Do you see those porch stairs? 

Hugo: Yes. 

Youra: I didn't. 

It's funny bc I have bad eyesight ahah-

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Hugo: Where have you been all day? 

Youra: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Youra: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird? 

Hugo: Yes, and that's coming from me.

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Aight that's it for a while lmao-