Conversations I have had with my brain
Brain: you going to sleep?
Me: yes, now shut up
Brain: hey, remember you have math homework due tomorrow?
Me: 0-0
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Me: *just chilling*
Brain: hey, check this out *cute shipping pics intensifies*
Me: aw
Brain: why don't you go write something?
Me: good idea! *opens Wattpad* *looks at notifications* *sees some sweet comments on my face reveal* aww they're so sweet to me🥺🥺🥺
Brain: heh yes they are... even tho you suck
Me: well thanks -_-
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Me: *making a test*
Brain: hey, remember this cute ship?
Me: be quiet please. I'm making a test
Brain: ok sorry, I'll focus now
Me: thank you
(Not even a second later)
Brain: hey remember this meme-
Me: GODDAMMIT BRAIN I'M DOING A TEST FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Brain: ... I'll be quiet now
Me: THANK YOU
Brain: jk lmaoooooo *weird ass memories I've never remembered before* *memes* *le ships* *awkward memories* *b o y f r i e n d*
Me: you know what I fucking quit!
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Me: *looks at phone* *sees it's 69%*
Brain: *click* N O I C E
Me: *laughs my ass off*
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Welp, cant eb the only one am I?
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