Conversations I have had with my brain

Brain: you going to sleep?

Me: yes, now shut up

Brain: hey, remember you have math homework due tomorrow? 

Me: 0-0

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Me: *just chilling*

Brain: hey, check this out *cute shipping pics intensifies*

Me: aw

Brain: why don't you go write something?

Me: good idea! *opens Wattpad* *looks at notifications* *sees some sweet comments on my face reveal* aww they're so sweet to me🥺🥺🥺

Brain: heh yes they are... even tho you suck

Me: well thanks -_-

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Me: *making a test*

Brain: hey, remember this cute ship?

Me: be quiet please. I'm making a test  

Brain: ok sorry, I'll focus now

Me: thank you

(Not even a second later)

Brain: hey remember this meme-

Me: GODDAMMIT BRAIN I'M DOING A TEST FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

Brain: ... I'll be quiet now

Me: THANK YOU

Brain: jk lmaoooooo *weird ass memories I've never remembered before* *memes* *le ships* *awkward memories* *b o y f r i e n d*

Me: you know what I fucking quit!

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Me: *looks at phone* *sees it's 69%*

Brain: *click* N O I C E

Me: *laughs my ass off*

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Welp, cant eb the only one am I?

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