xiao is homphibjc because he didnt come home on his dumb banner

— in this story, you will be playing the role as the traveler. but you have your own name and personality because i'm not rockin with normal traveler.
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Ed Sheeran added traveler to the group. — 2:24 PM

Traveler:
ohhh FUCK no

Ed Sheeran:
cmonnn don't leave this one :(

                                                               Traveler:
       i refuse to take any more mint jelly slander.   sorry

icyyy 🥶:
maybe if it didn't fucking suck 😐

Traveler:
kaeya you shut your dumb mouth

Ed Sheeran:
the girls are fightingg

Traveler:
shut the fuck up who named you Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran:
me

Traveler:
Haha funny ginger joke ha ha let me post you on tiktok and say i met ed sheeran that will be funny😂😂😂😂😐

Ed Sheeran changed his name to tartarsauce

tartarsauce:
you're lucky i love you

Traveler:
didn't ask 😨

GeoDaddy:
I am going on Do Not Disturb.

lisa san:
seriously though, have you thought about getting a room, Childe and Traveler chan?

tartarsauce
haha burned

Traveler:
wdym burned you're roped in this too

tartarsauce:
Yeah but i would enjoy spending the night with you

Traveler:
leaving

tartarsauce:
nooo don't kill yourself were understaffed

xiao 🧎🏼‍♀️:
shut the fuck up

tartarsauce:
.yes xiao

4:12 PM

boukendabouken:
who tryna hit up the beach w me and a couple friends tomorrow?😁

outrider amber:
Me! That would be so fun!

Traveler:
me

tartarsauce:
MEEE

Geo Daddy:
That would be fun; count me in.

xiao:
Zhongli how tf do you know how to use a semicolon

geo daddy:
Do you not? It's a basic form of punctuation. 😂

tartarsauce:
old person check

traveler:
pls stop using that emoji

geo daddy:
Why? Is it bad?

Traveler, tartarsauce, xiao, lisa san, kreideprinz, and others liked a message.

klee:
KLEE WANTS TO GO TO THE BEACH TOO!!!!

dandelion knight, geo daddy, and kreideprinz loved a message.

kreideprinz:
I guess i'll also tag along. i could perform some useful research there.

xiao left the chat.

kaeya:
does he not know what a mute button is

keqing:
pretty sure he does it just for spite

traveler:
understandable


childe
4:30 PM

childe
are you going to the beach

me
yea

childe
that's so epic sauce of you

me
don't try and kiss me this time

childe:
why

me
tf you mean why i don't like you

childe
ok and

me
that's licherally sexual harassment

childe
fine i won't

childe
only because i am respectful of your big crush on stupid xiao

me
he is lovely and infinitely better than you will ever be

childe
he's stupid and a homophobe

You can no longer send messages to this person.

childe
lol ugly ass

Not delivered.

childe
wait bruh what

Not delivered.

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this is so cringe what the fukf stop reading this shite

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