SCENE F

INT. CAFETERIA PAVILION – LATER

Danny and Torin sit at a table. Danny is holding a bag of Guaco Taco Nachos, looking at the description.

DANNY

(reading) "Red hot with a citrus bite."

Torin takes one and looks at it, disgusted.

TORIN

You're supposed to make people want to eat this? It looks like a moldy, mini taco with sunburn.

DANNY

That's easy. I get people to eat weird stuff all the time. I have a new idea I want you to hear. But first, I have to get into character.

INT. HALLWAY – MOMENTS LATER

Danny is dressed as a cheerleader.

DANNY

Give me a G.

TORIN

(lazily playing along) G.

DANNY

Give me an A.

TORIN

Is this going to take long? I'm already bored.

Danny tosses his pom poms.

DANNY

I should just forget the whole thing. Maybe I'm not cut out for this.

TORIN

You're trying too hard. You just need to loosen up. I know a place that will put some jiggle in that jingle. Vamonos!