"I can't believe you actually threw an apple at her head", Jungkook laughed, head shaking because of Taehyung's stupidity. "Her lesson was tiring! I almost fell asleep!", the older tried to justify himself. Jungkook pushed the door of the small restaurant open they were about to enter. After class today they decided to have dinner outside of college.

If they'd have to stay here all summer, they could also make the best out of it, right?

"Dude, that almost feels like a date", Taehyung grinned while they got taken to a table close to the window where they could look outside. The sun was still up, the sky still blue and it most definitely was one of the sunniest days they had in the past few months.

Maybe it just fit their mood.

"It is a date", Jungkook grumbled.
"Oh, so we're dating now?", Taehyung teased. "Hello boyfriend."

Jungkook rolled his eyes, "Taehyung. I screwed up my grades for you, my parents practically despise me, I broke up with my girlfriend- the least thing you can do now is to be my boyfriend." The younger pouted and Taehyung couldn't help but giggle over him. "You're cute."

"Uh-- guys. Here's the menue, I'll be back in a few to take your order", the waiter interrupted, clearly embarrassed to listen to their talk. He handed them two menues and then rushed back to another table.

"Let me consider this", Taehyung then said, taking a closer look at Jungkook as if he'd had to study his facial features to find out about whether he'd be his boyfriend or not. "Tell me the advantages of having a guy like you as my official boyfriend."

"Seriously-", Jungkook's cheeks reddened and he inhaled deeply.

"What- Just makin' sure I don't do some huge mistakes!", Taehyung joked softly. He wasn't serious, obviously. But he'd actually like to listen Jungkook talk about why he's good for him. The younger definitely didn't praise himself enough and Taehyung wanted him to start doing so.

"Fine, dumbass. First of all, I'm pretty and you know that. Also I've got by far the best ass around the gays in this college, Jimin not counting. I am sweet, loyal, I'd call you Daddy and --"

"EHEM!!! Your order?", the waiter was back.

Both boys flinched around, Jungkook's cheeks flushed red immediately and he was sure he never felt so fucking ashamed of himself before. "Bring the best thing you have. Price doesn't matter", Jungkook quickly mumbled to make him go away.

"You didn't even open the menue", the guy sighed.

"Yeah, my babyboy loves being a brat", Taehyung grinned and winked at Jungkook which made the younger wanna cry.

"Oh my god, could you please eat somewhere else?", the boy asked embarrassed. He felt very very uncomfortable right now.

"Eat ass? Yeah, later." Taehyung chuckled.

"Your order, please", he tried one last time and sighed heavily. Taehyung smirked, "He already told you, bring the best you have."
The waiter grumbled something under his breath and then left.
"Great, this was a whole new level of embarrassing", Jungkook whined.

"Go on, Daddy wants to hear more reasons why he should date you."

"Yup, I definitely won't call you Daddy, cancel that. Anyways, I am smart and can provide us a future since you're stupid as shit and probably never passed an exam without cheating. Besides from that, I'd never cheat on you because I doubt that there's a bigger dick out there, Namjoon not counting."

"You thought about Namjoon's dick???!??", Taehyung cried out, shocked and pissed.
"Who doesnt?", Jungkook asked confused.

"Mhm. 'k you've got a point. Go on."

"Alright, I have one last reason. I am probably the only one who can handle all your bullshit and still love you-, like, you're really annoying I doubt anyone could keep up with that." Jungkook said sheepishly, smiling a little evil. But Taehyung agreed fully on this, "You just had to say three words y'know, but thanks for listing all those reasons." The older stuck his tongue out teasingly that made Jungkook's stomach twirl around.

"Which ones?" Jungkook asked softly and grabbed Taehyung's hand because he felt like holding it right now with his heart being all fluttery and his mind going crazy over finally being able to accept the fact that he maybe fell in love with the most annoying creature in this universe.

"Guess", Taehyung hummed.

"I love you?", Jungkook whispered, saying those words lowly but pronounced every single word fully and cutely.
For a second Taehyung stayed silent, looked at him with so much fondness in his darkened eyes, loving what he saw in front of him. God, Jungkook was so beautiful, did anyone ever tell him that?

But Taehyung being Taehyung--,
"Nah, I meant "The sex is great." but I love you too, baby", Taehyung blurted out and laughed which kinda destroyed the situation. A lot. Jungkook let out a heavy sigh.

"First of all, that's four words. And it'd be a lie."

"What. Dude. Don't tell me I suck in bed", Taehyung pouted and now he was the one who felt like crying.
"Actually you do, sorry", Jungkook grinned.

Well, Taehyung was pissed after that and they ate in silence, Jungkook happily enjoying his victory. The waiter actually brought them two kids portions of fries and left with the words, "I matched it with your behavior." Both boys considered this guy as savage and decided to give him some extra money in the end.

Well, or at least they thought they would.
Because when it was time to pay and Jungkook fought with Taehyung about who pays and he won, he gave the boy his credit card to charge the price from it.
Until it didn't work and the guy raised an eyebrow, "It seems like your credit card is out of date." Jungkook looked at him confused, "No! No that's impossible, my parents renewed it this year and there's always enough money-- oh", he stopped and gulped once he realised who was in charge of giving him money. Every month. "Shit", he sighed. "Sorry, my parents don't appreciate me sucking dicks, they probably blocked the card", he bit his lips and pulled out some money he had in spare in his purse.

The waiter only chuckled, took the money and didn't further comment on it.
Jungkook and Taehyung left the restaurant as quickly as possible because, damn, Jungkook topped his highscore of embarrassment already twice this day.

"I can't believe my parents took my money", Jungkook complained.

"That's what you get from cheating on your girlfriend with the most handsome guy at college", Taehyung joked softly, threw his arm around Jungkook's shoulders and hugged him. "What? I didn't sleep with Jin. What are you talking about?", Jungkook snapped, clearly annoyed of his behavior.

Taehyung pretended to be shocked.

"I hope you know you gotta be my sugardaddy now", Jungkook grumbled. "And you gotta fuck me a lot because if I gotta be poor just for your damn dick, you better do me well, idiot."

"Oh baby, I'll satisfy all your needs", Taehyung chuckled, amused by his boyfriend. Jungkook really was cute as fuck when he got angry.

"You better do", Jungkook whined.

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lmao guys the mistake in the logic of this book i talked about was simply me starting of with the beginning of the semester and then after a few weeks its already summer break again XD nothing serious! <3 enjoyyyy
don't mind it i just suck at logic.

^ edit 2021 /// oh lmao good to know thx past vivi