"Alright", Jimin sat down with five cups of tea, handing them to Lisa, Jeongin, Jungkook and Taehyung. "Let's sort this out."

"Why am I here?", Jeongin asked, confused, but took the tea anyways. Lisa sighed, crossed her legs and then watched Jungkook and Taehyung closely who sat there, sipping their cups of tea quietly. "Good question, leave", Jimin hummed.
The boy quickly got up and ran out of the room, leaving the tea on the floor.

"Now that this is figured out, let's get to the real stuff", Jimin said. Followed by three annoyed sighs.

"So you two made a bet about who falls in love first, am I right?", Jimin asked. Lisa took a pen and a paper and started taking notes of every statement which was set here. Jungkook nodded. "Yes."

"Both of you act as if you'd not already lost it, right?", Jimin asked again, both of them nodded.

Lisa chuckled slightly but kept quiet, not mentioning that they just fooled themselves. Jungkook started biting on the insides of his cheeks.

"You didn't let Hoseok's snake out, right?"

"How is this related to all of this-", Lisa grumbled, not writing that part down. "No, we probably had sex while that happened", Taehyung smirked, grabbing Jungkook's hand softly. "You two admit that you love having sex with each other?", Jimin asked.

Both boys nodded.

Suddenly the door got pushed open and Yoongi jumped in, sat down and gave Jimin his nerd glasses. "Babe, you left them in my bedroom."
Jimin punched his chest lightly before he quickly put his glasses on and then continued while Yoongi sat down and enjoyed the show.

"We agree that we need to set an end to this up and down between you two, right?", Jimin asked. Jungkook shook his head, just like Taehyung did. But Lisa and Yoongi agreed.
"Alright, so now that this is decided with all of our consent- Let's move on. Do you prefer ending up together or separated?", Jimin asked.

Yoongi grinned at the younger, his heart speeding up at how attractive Jimin was when he looked like this, how hot his dominant side was and how much Yoongi wanted to fuck him right now. "Hurry up", he hummed but Jimin only glared at him, "Close your mouth."

Jungkook sighed while he leaned on Taehyung's shoulders, "I'd like to stay separated." Taehyung agreed.

"Okay, so you guys want to be a couple. What do you love the most about the other?", Jimin asked softly, smiling lightly once he saw how Tae and Kook shared a look. "Jungkook starts because he's the rude one."

"What? Taehyung's literally the one who bailed on me after he fucked my ass the first time." Jungkook crossed his arms but Jimin only gave him a look, "Tae's my bff. Deal with it", he snapped.

"Fine. Go off", Kook grumbled and then looked at Taehyung for a while, thinking what he actually liked about him. "He's handsome. His dick is huge. When he fucks me I feel really good-" Lisa scrunched her nose. "Anyways, he has a sweet smile. He's caring, his dick is pretty as fuck, his parents are nice and supporting."

"Deeper-", Jimin hummed and Jungkook's eyes widened.
"Yeah that's what he screams in bed-", Taehyung said.

Jungkook punched him. "I meant, tell me deeper stuff that you love about him", Jimin corrected himself.
Jungkook nodded, "I love it when he's really deep inside me. With his dick."

"Alright, this is hopeless. Now tell me what you hate about him", Jimin ordered. Lisa raised an eyebrow, "How is this helping?", she asked confused. "And why am I here?"
Yoongi pointed on her cup, "For the tea, sis."
Lisa agreed and shut up.

"What I hate about Taehyung? Easy. I hate how he always thinks he's superior. How he goes rough when I want him to be soft with me. I hate it that he never admits his feelings. I hate it that he's always cocky and such a tease. I hate the yellow hair he had last year, it sucked. I hate it that I always have to take care of Yeontan. I hate that he made out with someone else after we had sex, I hate that he broke my heart. I hate that he's always rude, always annoying and just does whatever the fuck he wants. If he wants sex, I have to deal with it, when he wants to cuddle, I have to be in the mood for it too. When he wants to appear at my family's vacation, he just does and I have to get the punches for it. Everything is always about him and that's why I never gonna tell him that I love him and his fucking personality even though I do", Jungkook inhaled deeply after his speech, then blushed at the shocked faces he looked at.

"Oh", Taehyung said, looking down. "I-I am sorry", the older hummed but Jimin clicked with his fingers, "Your turn", he quickly said.
"What do you love the most about Jungkook?", Jimin asked, eyeing him so he wouldn't start talking bullshit now.

"His eyes", Taehyung grinned. "That's it?", Jungkook asked, annoyed. "He asked what I love the most. It's your eyes", Taehyung explained. Jimin rolled his eyes, "What else?"

"Alright, uuh- he's whiny in bed, he looks so pretty when I fuck him, but also when I don't. He's the prettiest boy I ever met, he's also really sweet and such a bottom, I couldn't ask for more. I love his muscles, his bunny smile, how adorable needy he gets when he wants attention. I love how he just listed freakin many things he hates about me but finished it with saying he loves me. I don't know what to say man, I love him", Taehyung smiled.

Jungkook squeaked.

"Great, to be fair. What do you hate about Jungkook?", Jimin asked his last question.

"Nothing, honestly", Taehyung said. "I used to hate him for his attitude towards everything but actually he's really sweet and hides his real emotions with his sassy behavior. And I love it."

Jungkook covered his face in Taehyung's neck and sighed heavily. "Stop being so sweet", he hummed but Tae only pulled him closer, smirking.
Lisa, Jimin and Yoongi quietly got up and left the room.

"Think we solved the problem, huh?", Jimin grinned, Lisa nodded and Yoongi hummed;

"You're such a king", Yoongi praised his boy, then they kissed and Lisa simply shook her head and walked away to.. do.. something else.

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