jungkook:
hey taehyung
why you not @ breakfast? were you out with tannie already?

taehyung:
geez, you sound like a fucking mom

jungkook:
well, i kinda am for a month haha 😂🙈

taehyung:
i wasn't out with him yet
and im not hungry so i skipped breakfast

jungkook:
we could.. maybe go out with him together? I'm not hungry either

taehyung:
i'd rather die lol

jungkook:
oh
alrighty

taehyung:
i'm kidding, come to my room i'll be waiting for ya

jungkook:
on my way!! 😘

*

not gonna lie, jungkook's heart skipped beats when he jumped up from the table and earned confused looks by literally everyone around the small table. "you didn't eat a bite yet-", lisa only said while jimin furrowed his eyebrows. "you going to tae?", he asked and jungkook nodded even though he blushed madly.
jimin nodded too and then kept quiet, well, until jungkook headed towards the exit. "wait kook-", he said and stumbled after him. "huh?", jungkook asked softly.

"just.. be careful, alright? taehyung doesn't take anything seriously-", he started but jungkook quickly brushed it off. "and you think i mean it seriously?"
well he did.
"I don't give a fuck on taehyung"
he lied.
"just because we fucked doesn't mean i am having some weird crush on him now, i totally dont. i am straight and in love with lisa."
next lie.

jimin only smiled, "so that's why you leave her behind for him, hm?", he asked amused but jungkook only gave him a pissed look and then rushed out of the room and hurried over to the dorms.

taehyung was indeed waiting, he sat on his bed with yeontan on a lash. but once jungkook entered the room he didn't even move. instead he pointed on his lap. "c'mon", he chuckled and jungkook got anxious in the matter of a second. "w-what-", he gulped. taehyung sighed, "we both know that's what you want so get your ass over here."

jungkook gulped before he rushed over and got on taehyung's lap without further complaining. yeontan literally rolled his eyes at them and laid down to take a nap on the floor.
jungkook looked down shyly, not daring to look into taehyung's eyes. "you're so easy to get", taehyung chuckled as he put a finger under jungkook's chin and pushed it up softly so they made eye contact.

"one time wasn't enough, huh?", taehyung asked amused and literally laughed at jungkook which made the younger feel so so embarrassed and weird. "mhm", he said sadly. "was it enough for you?", he then asked slowly. he couldn't be the only one who couldn't stop thinking about it since it happened, could he?

"sure, i won my bet", taehyung laughed. "you're not that bad to fuck so it's no waste", he said but avoided making eye contact with jungkook.
jungkook's eyes widened and he gulped, "a bet? nothing more? you don't even like me?", he asked disappointed and kinda sad.
taehyung only smiled bittersweetly.

"you're not even my type jungkook."

"o-okay. w-well you're not my type either", jungkook quickly said and rolled his eyes.
"why you're still on my lap then?", taehyung asked softly and placed his hands on jungkook's hips.
kook was about to get up and just run away but taehyung literally hold him back, pulled him closer suddenly and pressed their lips together. jungkook gave in instantly and kissed him back, melting into it more than he probably should.
they kissed for a while until taehyung pulled back and looked at jungkook for a while without any explanation for what just happened.

"t-Taehyung what-", jungkook started.
"i don't have to like you so I can like kissing you, dumbass", taehyung hissed and then pushed jungkook off his lap. "fuck you", jungkook snapped and turned around. "rather you", taehyung mumbled, slapped jungkook's ass and watched him leaving the room.
"you literally just said you don't like fucking me so that's that."
and with that jungkook left the room with a big fat attitude.

and this was only the beginning of the probably most complicated love story ever.

*

"and then i pushed mr min all the way into his ass and he came so hard--", yoongi finished his story proudly. "i am straight", jimin pouted but the whole table only laughed. "you're as straight as jungkook", jin chuckled, completely forgetting about lisa who sat at their table still. jimin coughed and suddenly everyone looked at lisa, "sorry-", jin quickly said.
"don't worry it's fine. i know he probably sucks tae's dick right now", lisa rolled her eyes. "w-what-", namjoon's eyes widened. "and you're so chill?", he asked.

"kook's my best friend, not just my partner and we've been together forever. i know he's only with me because he's bad at letting go. i just stick around until he's ready to move on and maybe help him to cover his stupid mistakes up", she sighed.
the whole table was quiet for a while.

"you're so nice to him", jimin mumbled. "doesn't it hurt? don't you love him?", he then asked and hit lisa right into the heart with it.

"of course i love him, and it hurts as fuck but what am i supposed to do? i want him to be happy even when it's hurting me", she explained and then got up. "don't tell him."
she then left the table which was surrounded by silence.

"uuhm---", hoseok started slowly. "am i the only one who's confused because yoongi named his dick mr min--", he coughed quietly. "i'm more confused about why he keeps making stories about how we fucked even though we never did!!", jimin cried out. yoongi only smirked and ruffled jimin's hair.

"just future predictions", he said softly.
jimin got up, "imma sit with lisa and the other hoes, they are nicer", he snapped and followed lisa quickly.

"is this the part where the drama begins in movies? when everyone snaps?", jin asked confused. "probably", namjoon mumbled and squeezed jin's ass teasingly.

well until they heard a cough right behind their back and there stood the one girl who shouldnt see this. tzuyu.
"oh hey baby~", jin said softly, pushed namjoon's hand away and pulled his girlfriend on his lap instead. "why can he touch your butt while you tell me nothing sexual until marriage?", the girl asked confused.

yoongi literally broke out in laughter and almost fell on the floor.

"that's because-- he's my best friend, between boys there's nothing sexual-- y'know?", jin explained softly and namjoon nodded in agreement.
"oh~ yeah that's totally logical", she squeaked, gave him a kiss and jumped up. "i have cheerleading now! see you later!!", she said and rushed off.

"don't you feel bad about lying to your girlfriend?", jungkook suddenly came back and saw the whole situation. "i don't know, you tell me", jin snapped and jungkook only crossed his arms confused.

"what the fuck are you talking about?", kook hissed.
"your lips are kinda swollen after you went to his room", jin pointed on the younger's lips. "yep that asshole punched me."

and the table laughed again, even lisa and jimin on the other table laughed.

"why does no one in this fucking school takes me seriously-", jungkook grumbled.
"i don't know, maybe ask your boner", yoongi giggled and that's when jungkook realised he got horny and didn't even realise it because he was so mad.

great.

GREAT.

"lisa!", he yelled out helplessly. the girl sighed but jumped up and headed towards him. "i literally can't stop thinking about your pussy right now. let's go", he said loudly enough for everyone to hear and dragged the girl behind him out of the room.

"you're such a bad liar", she only smiled when they slowed down as they reached the hall where jungkook's room was.
"who cares. i'm horny, let's try it one last time", jungkook quickly said and pulled her inside his room.

they had 20 minutes left until dance practice.

***