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"oh damnit", jimin cursed once he sat down in one of the biggest lecture halls of the whole college. "huh?", taehyung asked confused because jimin literally never said bad words or anything. "i forgot to eat an apple today!!", he said, jumped up and was about to start running.
"yo, where do you think you're going?", jin asked him and hold him by his wrist. "an apple a day keeps the doctor away!!", jimin yelled and rushed out of the hall.

"weirdo", taehyung mumbled and the boys all moved up one seat. "just like you", jungkook's voice made taehyung flinch around and look at him confused. "got up with the wrong leg first today, hm?", taehyung hissed and jungkook kicked his leg for it, not answering at all. "what the fuck", taehyung said. this boy's behavior was something else.

"good morning!!", the principal's voice interrupted every conversation in here and draw the people's attention towards him. a gathering in this hall never meant anything good.

silence.

until jin started cheering and clapping his hands like a goddamn cheerleader. "go daddy, go!!!!", he yelled through the room and his father shot him a warning glare even though he obviously got flustered by his son being his biggest supporter.

"so basically we're gathered here because after this start of the year's party we found material on several security cams showing people making out and two boys having sex in one of the classrooms", he started, clearly watching his own son with a death glare.

"this can not happen at a school like this. we're known for our high standards and our perfect aligned students. to avoid further happenings we made some rules stricter. from now on it's forbidden to leave your own room after 10pm and the halls are all equipped with several new security cameras. if anyone is caught having sex in this school they will be suspended immediately, also, we do not want any same gender couples here. we do not support things like that", he said, turned off the microphone and left the whole room shook.

somehow jungkook stared at taehyung and so did taehyung. both boys gulped and felt their hearts drop, even though they couldn't explain why they felt this way.

"uh- i like that", jungkook said and nodded. he had no sex with his girlfriend anyways and so he was safe from taehyung's dick.
let alone this sentence was enough to get taehyung angry.
"sure you do, you don't get hard over lisa anyways", tae immediately said before he quickly covered his mouth and regretted what he just said.

he had no right to talk over that in that way.
this was kook's problem, not his own.

jungkook got up, slapped taehyung's cheek and then stormed out of the room.
this day couldn't start worse.

*

"the principal's speech was bullshit", their teacher said in the first period this day. they had one of their socialistic subjects right now and they literally hated it.
every student in this room agreed and nodded. seriously, sex and all that good stuff was the main reason for going to college but this school didn't quite seem to understand a student's wants and needs.

"i talk about the same gender couple part, not the no sex part. y'all are too young for sex anyways"
he destroyed his students dreams of a nice lesson and turned around to write two words on the blackboard.

parental project

"basically, i will put you in same gender couples and you will have to be like a family for a month with this person. since this is a social subject it's written down in the schedule anyways to do a project like this but since i do what i want i decided to do this in same gender couples."

the class sighed heavily.

"why do you guys sigh, you don't even know yet what this is about."
for a second jungkook glanced at taehyung. he was the only one he knew in this class.. but ya know, there was no way he'd be a family with him for a whole damn month.

"i talked to the animal shelter and they gave me the chance to rent puppys for every couple for this month. i want you to take care of it as if it was your baby, teach him a list of things and grow responsibility for another living being."
and the class started cheering.

puppys in school seemed to be soo fancy.

"i will read out the names and then you will get together with that person for a while and plan your days while i will let the guys in who bring the puppys. i already decided which puppy goes for which couple so i don't want any fights in here!!"
he grabbed his list and read out the names he put together. it all went just as expected and the last pair which got called was;

"kim jungkook and jeon taehyung."

"oh my fucking go-", jungkook was about to curse at his teacher for switching their surnames but he kept quiet because everyone was giggling. "it's kim taehyung and jeon jungkook", tae corrected him and fuck, jungkook's full name never sounded hotter in someone's mouth and he could literally feel his dick moving at this.

*

"i'll be the dad", taehyung said immediately once jungkook sat down next to him. "shut up, you're the biggest pussy around the campus", jungkook shrugged and didn't even look at taehyung. "we're both the dads", he then added and taehyung sighed quietly.
"parents have sex", the older wiggled his eyebrow but jungkook only punched his tummy. "parents don't have sex!!!", he said quickly because that's what he wanted to believe all his life.

just the thought of his parents having sex was more than just disgusting to him and made him wanna throw up.

"guys!! here we are", their teacher pushed the door open and 12 adorable puppies rushed into the room, barking and squeaking.
all of them seemed hyped as fuck, some of them were huge, some small and one was really really tiny and made both boy's hearts jump at its sight.
their teacher grabbed the tiny one and brought it to them.

"that's yeontan and he's gonna be yours for the next month", he smirked and handed the puppy to taehyung. "oh my god, he's tinier than your dick", jungkook said amazed and started cuddling the dog in taehyung's arms.

"you never saw my dick", taehyung said confused. "imagination is enough~", kook said and made the older blush hardly. "you imagined my cock?!", he asked a little shook.

jungkook shot him a death glare and decided to never talk about this again.

"guys- please", their teacher said strictly. "have your sex talks in bed at night but not in front of your baby!!!"
jungkook jumped up from his chair, eyes wide and mouth open.
"wait!! are we supposed to sleep in one room!!!", he yelled out and the teacher nodded.

"yeah, i talked to the principal and he said that's fine during the project as long as we stick to the general rules", their teacher smirked devilish and then rushed off.

"fuck my life."
"that's karma for being such an asshole!!!", taehyung laughed and jungkook was about to push him off the chair but he couldn't because yeontan was looking so fucking cute that he had to cuddle him and give him attention instead of fighting his other dad.

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the power of yeontannie 💖