ezioauditore963: okay! *throws a plane full of liquid nitrogen*
emeraldtmntlover: THAT DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH! GET ME OUT! *starts to freeze*
ezioauditore963: okay!!! *throws 100 crocodiles in* there. Now you have friends.
emeraldtmntlover: OMG! YOUR'E TRYING TO KILL ME?! *tires to get out*
ezioauditore963: yep!! 😀 *put electric fence 100 feet tall all around*
emeraldtmntlover: SOMEONE HELP!!! *finds a chaos emerald* CHAOS CONTROL! *appears to Mexico* (sonic stuff coming in fight me)

ezioauditore963: *teleports to mexico* Hola! (Hello!)
emeraldtmntlover: COMO? (How?") *holds a rifle* STAY BACK!
ezioauditore963: riposare en peace (rest in peace) BASTARDO! (Bastard!)
emeraldtmntlover: (it would be descansa, Sorry) NO, MEJOR SALTO DE UN EDIFISO, ADIOS!! (No, I rather jump out of a building, bye!!)
ezioauditore963: (that was Italian) oh revoir, mon Cheri (goodnight, my darling) *kicks you to the fence*
emeraldtmntlover: (ok sorry) GOOD NIGHT WORLD! *passes out of exhaustion*

ezioauditore963: Yay!! *wraps you in chains and ropes*
emeraldtmntlover: (oh god! What's happening?)
emeraldtmntlover: (the poor author must be getting annoyed by this.)
ezioauditore963: (your best nightmare) *hangs you upside down like croc pen* (definitely)
emeraldtmntlover: (OMG! NONONONONOO! PLEASE NO!)
ezioauditore963: WAKEY WAKEY!!!
emeraldtmntlover: *woke up with a jump* what's going on?
ezioauditore963: look down. It's your friends!
emeraldtmntlover: What do you mean my friends? *finally realizes that she's upside down* what the heck man!

ezioauditore963: for 001!!! *anomalies gathered around*
emeraldtmntlover: OMG! I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET! (my phone is dying. I thought so.)
ezioauditore963: goodbye!! *cuts ropes and chains*
@mbrown567: are you looking for me, ezioauditore963?
Cause I woke your ass up.
ezioauditore963: yup! Now I just killed a random guy cause of your help. *punches you*
emeraldtmntlover: *trying to fight out of the anomalies* I WAS TRYING TO NOT GET YOU KILLED! THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW! HELP ME PLEASE!
ezioauditore963: in this world, it's KILLED or be KILLED!