@Mbrown567: *clock going off* wake up sleepyheads!
ezioauditore963: I'M AWAKE!
Animetale2678: Shit! *falls off the bed* ow
ezioauditore963: What the hell man, I was dreaming about dream and me *realizes in public* uhh
emeraldtmntlover: Who the heck wakes someone up like that? *growns and yawns* 10 more hours.
ezioauditore963: lemme at him!!!!
emeraldtmntlover: *holds ezio back* chill don't kill anybody
ezioauditore963: lemme at him!!!! I'll have his soul!!!!

emeraldtmntlover: OMG! SOMEONE HELP! PLEASE, HE'S GOING MAD!
ezioauditore963: shut up———\(* ' /_\ ') / YOU!!!!!
emeraldtmntlover: *backs off* ok bye! See ya later. I ain't getting killed.
ezioauditore963: you ain't getting killed, but your getting punched. 😈🤜😱
emeraldtmntlover: noooooooooo *runs for her life*
ezioauditore963: ——-=====😈 LET'S GO!!!!
emeraldtmntlover: god help, someone! *fell face first and passed out*
Animetale2678: picks her up and start running*
ezioauditore963: ——====😈 LET'S GO!!!!
COME HERE!!!!
emeraldtmntlover: *woke up* what's going on? Is he still after me?
ezioauditore963: COME HERE!!!!
emeraldtmntlover: oh god! *jumps off of Animetale2678* RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
ezioauditore963: I'LL RIB YOU APART!
emeraldtmntlover: he's coming at us with puns! RUN FOR IT!
ezioauditore963: YOU CAN'T RUN, BUT YOU CAN HIDE! wait, wrong thing.
emeraldtmntlover: good enough for me. *jumps on a random horse and starts galloping towards who know where* byyyeeee!
ezioauditore963: —-===😈 LET'S GO! COME HERE!!!
emeraldtmntlover: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *jumps into the river and dove down*
ezioauditore963: you know that is electric eel river right?
emeraldtmntlover: WHAT!? HELP!!!

*to be continued theme from Jojo's bizarre adventure*