Nami's POV

What a nice day. The weather is great, the birds are chirping, and there's not a single cloud in the sky. It would be perfect...if the three idiots behind would just shut, up.

"Seaweed! Seaweed! Zoro-chan looks like seaweed!~" Sky cheered while spinning in circles on the raft we called a boat. Luffy was complaining about there not being food, and Zoro was 'attempting' to kill Sky. Even Hayzues who was just chilling in the breeze was making sarcastic comments during the entire trip. 

"Shut up! You're saying I look like seaweed when your eyes are god **** glowing! Not to mention your favorite pass time is lying and gambling!!!" Zoro's yell echoed through the formerly silent ocean.

"Will you all shut up?!" I finally snapped at them. "There's no way we can get by like this!" Four people and one animal on a small boat won't end well at all. If I can get at least Hayzues to understand then he might be able to convince Sky, after all, no one else knows how to deal with her. Also, if Sky were to help us she could get through Luffy's thick skull.

"Yeah, we need more meat. Eating fruits all day is for the birds." Luffy stated plainly throwing an apple core into the sea. 

"We also need booze." Zoro agreed nodding his head after calming down from his rage. 

"Alcohalic~ I didn't know Zoro-chan was an alcohalic~ And here I was thinking you couldn't become an even worse excuse for a human being!~" Sky sang in her ever cheery tone. The second the words were out of her mouth Zoro spun on his heels to talk, more like shout, at her. 

"I'm a poor excuse for a human being?! Look in a mirror Sky! I doubt you're even human!" Zoro's face painted crimson from his anger. I'm going to kill them. Yep...I'll kill them all. 

"Yes, booze is exactly what we need in this situation. Meat is also a great addition to our list of things the pirates loot from our corpses. Way to get the gears turning in your heads, and here I was thinking that Skyitis took at least a week to cause noticeable damage." There's the sarcastic talking wolf that I love. Thank Hayzues. "Sky, you see the thing that we need the most right now is something called a 'pirate ship'. We kind of need to, you know, be pirates. I know that it may be difficult to understand at first, but try to grasp the concept this millennium."

"Oh, a pirate ship! Those things that you can sail the see in! I get it now~ It's so clear now, well, clearer than Zoro's head at least~" Sky can't say a single sentence without verbally abusing someone can she?

"Yeah we totally need a pirate ship! Way to go Sky-nee!" Luffy laughed in a cheery tone, completely passing over the fact that it was Hayzues and I that pointed out the need for a ship in the first place. Idiots, all of them.

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It took many *long* and annoying conversations, but we finally made it to an island. If I remember correctly it's called Syrup Village. Maybe we could get a ship from here, the chances are low, but it's still possible. My train of thought was abolished when I heard Zoro shout towards the hill in front of us.

"What are you do up there?!" I followed Zoro's gaze to a group of boys. Three of them looked no more than five, while the older one looked to be the same age as Luffy, but had an *extremely* long nose. They were all crouched behind a rock on the hill over looking us. It seemed Zoro suddenly shouting at them had shocked them and made all of the five year old's run away.  Only the eldest remained. 

"Ahhhh! Um-m-m....You better be careful pirates! If you're not careful, then I, and my 5,000 soldiers will take you all out!" The boy shouted with a extremely shaky voice, making it way to obvious that he was lying....it was almost sad actually. I suddenly heard commotion next to me coming from Zoro, and.... you guessed it. Sky.

"Hey! Blue-eyes, what's wrong?!" I turned to only see Sky kneeling on the ground, coughing up blood. "Hayzues! What's wrong with her?!" Zoro was shouting, looking annoyed and pissed, like per-usual.

"The pain! Kill him!" Sky said finally dropping her happy toned voice.

"Don't worry... It's only allergies..." Hayzues stated looking over like nothing was wrong. Allergies?! What could she be allergic to that could cause her to cough up blood?!

"What is-." I started only to be interrupted by the ever sarcastic wolf we all love.

"Terrible liars. She coughs up blood at terrible lies. It's very stupid, but hearing someone failing at her specialty causes her immense anger. Though anger turns into coughing up blood.... She's very full of herself." He said in a deadpan manner, not showing the slightest sign of worry of his friends pain. Liars... She's making a scene because someone is bad at lying?! I was an idiot to worry... Luffy was just laughing and looking up at the long nosed boy.

"Sky-nee is really good at picking up lies!" Luffy laughed out with his signature grin holding his hat. "So you were lying about the 5,000 soldiers?"

"Luffy, I think everyone but you could tell he was lying..." I blatantly said. He's so daft sometimes. "What do you want anyway?" I yelled up to the boy.

"Waaaaaah?! How could you tell I was lying?!" They boy was sweating and looking frantically in every direction, but he suddenly pulled out a sling shot and aimed it directly at luffy. What is this idiot thinking? He's just going to hurt himself. "I mean it! You pirates better leave before I shoot you! Don't think I won't!" He's clearly lying again... ugh, this is just getting sad... 

Luffy, our oh so great captain, takes a three steps forward while covering his face with his hat. "Now that you've drawn your pistol... are you willing to use it?" For once, our captain looked *somewhat* serious. The boy gulped, somehow looking even more scared than before. "Guns aren't for threats, the're for action. Are you willing to risk your life?" After saying his piece Zoro grinned slightly unsheathing his sword.

"I can assure you, we're real pirates. Consider your next move very carefully." Zoro's grin never left his face as he threatened the boy. 

"We're not going to go easy on you just because you look weak, nose.~ Got it?~" Oh no... please go back to coughing up blood... Sky was back on her feat showing her usual happy smile and eerie glowing eyes. I need to ask Hayzues about her eyes sometime soon. I'm not going to be able to ignore them until I do. Now it was just a stare down between us and the boy, who was still trembling in fear. I could get used to being a pirate after all....

The boy dropped his sling shot and fell to the ground. "Real pirate definitely have a lot more punch behind their words because they can actually back 'em up. That's so cool..." The boys voice was faint, but still audible. Suddenly the trio of idiots started to laugh like idiots. 

"I stole that!" Luffy said while still slightly laughing. The long nosed boy looked completely confused. I would too, but I already gave up on caring. "I stole those word from red-hared Shanks, a pirate I know." Long nose, as I now call him, jumped back eyes as wide as Luffy's

"What?! You know red-haired Shanks?! You really are a real pirate, wait! You've got to be lying! Do you really know him?!" Long nose was shouting so fast it was difficult to keep up. Luffy just looked at him with a slight smile.

"Yep! I know your dad too! His name's Yasopp, right?" Luffy knew red-haired Shanks and this kids dad? You've got to be kidding me. The boy lept forward at the mention of his father's name and tumbled down the hill landing face first in sand. This is going to be a fun explanation... I halfway expect Hayzues to know the answers to this riddle as well.

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                             Sky's POV

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After talking for a bit Nose, or as everyone else call him, Usopp takes us to a little restaurant in the village. He and Kiddo were reminiscing about his dad, Nami was looking at her nails after she finished eating, and Zoro-chan was chugging down ale like an alcoholic. It was so peaceful.

"Zoro-chan~! I'm bored!~" I started to whine while collapsing on the table. So very...very..very bored. "Zoro-chan~! Stop being an alcoholic and do something funny~" Zoro's constant drinking finally ceased and he wore a face of anger . Yes!~ Boredom begone!

"Why are you complaining to me about being bored?! And stop calling me Zoro-chan, dammit!" He shouted in my face, his veins popping.

"It's not like Zoro-chan has anything of importance to do.~ He has plenty of time.~" Now *this* is fun~ The short tempered ones are the most fun to mess with~

"Nothing to do?! All you do is annoy the hell out of everyone!" Yep~ I'm meaningless when it comes to everything but doing this~

"But Luffy, I'm kind of surprised. I've never heard of a female pirate, and you've got two of 'em." Nose randomly states out of nowhere.

"Ha! I'd barely consider this freak a woman! More like a demon." Zoro laughs, trying to keep himself from totally losing it. Not like he said anything I didn't already hear~ 'I don't consider you a woman.'~ Nothing new~

"How mean Zoro-chan!~ I accept your femininity!~ You should accept mine too~ Don't be a meanie~" I sang out, trying, and succeeding, to sound disappointed and sad.

"Why you!" Zoro was only a little aways from screaming. At least I'm no longer bored!~ Thank you so much Zoro-chan~ Sadly I can't thank you in person~

"Are they always like this?" Nose asks Kiddo and Elk while Zoro was blowing his fuse.

"Yep" "Sadly yes..." Elk and Kiddo respond at the same time. I'm so proud of my new nickname for Elk! Orangy was to boring~ Elk suits her much better!~ Elks are similar to deers, female deers are called does, and doe spelled dough means money!~ Perfect for our money loving navigator~

"Oh, Kiddo!~ How about we go look for a pirate ship?~ That boat we're in is too cute, but it isn't going to be to useful in a fight where we beat people up~ And I'm bored so let's go look a ship!~" I stated in my normal happy voice. I also want to avoid meeting more people too, but I'll keep that too myself~...

"Right Sky-nee! Hey that house looks big! I bet they have money to give us a ship! Hey Usopp, who lives in that house?" Luffy asked still stuffing his rubber face. Nose suddenly gets up. Oh?~

"Stay away from that house got it! Don't trouble it's owner!" With that, Nose quickly ran out of the resturant. Oh something fun is going to happen isn't it?~ I sense something intresting is going to happen Hayzues. Let's get strong and 'pay back' Jester!~ 

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I've finally got my spirit back! Thanks for motivating me into writing again! I've also finally made a dedication list. I plan to dedicate every new chapter to a different person now~ Thank you for dealing with my lazyness for so long~