"Boi. Slap her."

Naruto sweatdropped as he stared Sasuke down.

'Sasuke is male.'

"Not with that hair, he ain't. Who the fuck has their hair in a ducks ass?"

Naruto thought about it before shaking his head, sighing.

Sasuke stood ten feet away from him, in a fighting stance as he glared at Naruto. Naruto merely sighed as Kurama kept muttering about 'bitch slapping a horse'.

Maybe years of being imprisoned fucked up the mind?

In just a few seconds Sasuke had jumped at Naruto, in those few seconds was when Naruto let his instinct control his body. Bad idea.

"Oh snap."

Naruto had Sasuke pinned to the floor in an uncomfortable position, Sasuke's face was pushed into the ground while his arms were behind him in a raised position.

"Well Naruto, I never thought you to be the one in control." Kurama muttered, eying up the mental screen.

How else could he tell everything Naruto would do? He is not a savage.

'Oh God. Does that mean you were watching while I was being created!?' Naruto shrieked.

"Oh snap. I have been found out." Kurama said as he tried to do some mental magic to get out of that awkward situation.

It did not work.

"Get off me, dobe!" Sasuke yelled, squirming as he felt the shame climb over him.

"Kill the child." Kurama hissed, crossing his finger like he was chanting to the devil.

He showed the signs of it.

Wait, if Kurama worshiped Satan, does that mean he is conducting sacrifices inside of Naruto? Can the devil be in Naruto's mind!? Burn the devil child!

"Get off of me!" Sasuke yelled.

Naruto shook his head to get rid of these strange demon chants and got off of Sasuke. Naruto clenched his fist and disapeared in a fluff of smoke, not wanting to deal with a prissy Uchiha.

"What is with these random devil chants, Kurama?" Naruto asked out loud once he reached a small clearing.

Perfect for meeting future love interests or specially strong characters that could kill everyone in two hits or less cliche.

"Wow. Speaking to yourself in a clearing is kind of a sign you are mentally unstable." A lazy voice called out as Naruto clenched up.

"Well whoever speaks to other people in the spirit world called that." Kurama sassed to himself.

Or did he?

'Who the hell is in my head!?' Naruto mentally yelled.

The devil.

"Hey. Mentally unstable kid in a painfully obvious outfit, I am talking to you."

"Oh shut up." Naruto snapped as he tried to find the demon lord in his head. "You two mental devil."

Ouch.

Fourth wall is broken. Call Bob the builder. The fangirls have come in the first wave.

"Shut up!"

Ending at a cliff hanger cliche.