Hey y'all!

Now, we can never start a story without a little introduction. Especially one that is about me. So, let's see. Where shall one start? I guess the only place would be, right at the beginning!

My name is Phoenix, born and raised in some random country that is based around food. Wait, that's pretty much every well-off country. Anyway, I come from a small family consisting of my dad, my mom and well, me. Tiny. Unless you count the 7 aunts, one died at childbirth, from my dad's side and the mix of aunts and uncles from my mom; top it off with the hundreds of cousins which all has one or two siblings each and viola! A humongous family! This doesn't even count my parent's cousins and children. Now that is too big to comprehend.

I live in a relatively big house in a relatively sized city in a country which has approximately 3 million people in total. Here in our well-sized country we don't get the pretty four seasons you normally think of. Oh, no. We get the sunny season, the rainy season, the haze season and the oh so wonderful mosquito season.

As you can see, I live a relatively well-off life in an international school with 50 over countries represented. It's filled mostly of Americans, Indians and the extremely suspicious Korean Mafia. My school is an American curriculum based school, so the holidays (such as the summer holiday) corresponds. Which is amazing, I mean two whole months of school; top it off with a country that has 100 over public holidays and we pretty much have an average of a week of school of every month!

I'm going to stop here now. So that I don't give everything away. So, yup. Takes out a special key, zips my lips with an invisible zip, finds the invisible lock and locks my mouth. Now finish of this weird gesture with an even weirder, creepier smile. Cheese!

Ok, by now, you can probably tell that this is kind of a weird rant book about my life. This little prized item of mine, is a spyglass into the weirdest things that happen to me and go through my mind. So, that's all for now!

Ta Ta and See you later!

Phoenix.