Living With Tanya
Katsuki
Ituko

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Katsuki

I'm going to kill her.

I'm going to fucking kill that bitch.

She needs to back the fuck away from my husband, kids, and father in law. She's already started hitting Izuku, she won't stop berating Ketzuka for not being lady-like, she keeps yelling at Ituko for being shy, and the only interactions she has with Hisashi are to insult him, even though he's actually trying to be friendly.

Okay, I'm worried about them all. I admit it.

But Izuku fucking wakes up crying in the middle of the night because he's scared of her doing something, or he wakes up screaming because he had a nightmare about them both. It worries me, and it's starting to seriously piss me off.

"STOP TELLING ME TO BE LADY LIKE! I CAN ACT HOWEVER I WANT BITCH!"

And then there's that...

I groaned, hearing Ketzuka arguing with Tanya for the millionth time.

"KETZUKA! LANGUAGE!" Izuku called upstairs from the couch.

"SORRY PAPA!" She called back.

"OH SO YOU LISTEN TO HIM, BUT NOT ME?!" Tanya yelled.

"HE'S MY PAPA, YOU AREN'T EVEN RELATED!"

"I'M HIS MOTHER!"

"I DON'T HAVE A GRANDMOTHER!"

"I ADOPTED HIM!"

"AS IF!"

"Should I?..." I trailed off, glancing at Izuku from the kitchen.

"No, Ketzuka is just energetic because she's been stuck inside all day..." Izuku sighed.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Ketzuka caught a cold yesterday, so she had to stay home from school. Needless to say, it's kind of got her on edge.

They continued to yell at each other, Ituko came downstairs, sighing. He looked nervous.

"Hey Kid, you okay?" I took off my gloves, having finished cleaning the dishes, and ruffled his hair. He forced a smile at me.

"Yeah, I'm fine. It was just really loud up there..."

"Heh, you're a really bad liar, y'know that right?" I replied. He frowned, and sighed.

"Their arguing makes me nervous..." He admitted, looking down. I sighed, and he looked back up, biting his lip nervously. I ruffled his hair again.

"I'll talk to them, don't worry. Your sister is just a little more pent up then normal from staying home." I told him, and he nodded, pulling his iPad into his chest and going to sit next to Izuku. I went and sat next to him.

The yelling continued upstairs, and finally, I sighed and stood up. I walked over to the base of the stairs, and yelled up at them.

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

There was a short silence.

"SORRY DAD!" Ketzuka called, and came down the stairs with some thumping. Tanya came down behind her, glaring at the back of her head.

"She's an old hag, and I don't like her." Ketzuka announced later that night at dinner. Izuku and I glanced at each other, and then he burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" I asked him.

"I remember you used to call your mother that all the time!" He laughed, "She's just like you!"

"HAH?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN PAPA?!" Ketzuka yelled, standing up. He started laughing even more, almost falling out of his chair. I paused for a moment, before bursting into laughter myself. She really had picked up on my yelling habits.

"O-Onēchan, calm down!" Ituko exclaimed frantically, standing up and running around the table to push her down.

"Looks like Ituko picked up on your habits too, huh Deku?" I laughed.

"Eh?! Kacchan! Don't be so mean!" He exclaimed, pouting. I snickered.

Ituko and Ketzuka sat back down, sighing.

"I just thought it'd be better to say that without her around since I'd get in trouble for calling her that," Ketzuka shrugged.

"Yes you would've. / No you wouldn't have," Izuku and I said at the same time. Ituko started laughing.

"Wait, what?" Ketzuka blinked in confusion.

"No you wouldn't have. / Yes you would've," Izuku and I said at once again. Ituko continued laughing, and I could  tell Ketzuka was trying not to laugh.

"Will I or will I not?!" She laughed.

Izuku looked at each other, and he sighed.

"As long as you don't take it too far," he said, smiling at her.

She smiled mischeviously, and nodded.

After dinner, she went to the TV and played on the Xbox with Ituko. Hisashi had gone to bed early before dinner. Tanya came up after a couple minutes, and Izuku paled slightly. There was no room on the couch where we were, and she glared at us.

"What?" I asked.

"There's no where for me to sit." She retorted.

"The floor exists for a reason," Ketzuka told her, and Izuku 'coughed'.

Tanya glared at her, and I sighed, knowing she would make a big stink about this until someone moved. So I grabbed Izuku by the waist and pulled him into my lap. He squeaked, but didn't protest. I wrapped my arms around him and leaned my head on his shoulder. Tanya rolled her eyes and sat down next to us.

"You should kill that guy," I told Ketzuka, looking at one of the guys on screen in her game.

"Dad, he's an NPC I can't kill him," she replied.

"We should go to the store before continuing," Ituko said, "so we can restock our supplies."

"Just did that, let's get going. I feel stabby," Ketzuka replied.

"Stabby isn't a word, or an emotion Sweetie," Izuku told her.

"It is too me, I want to kill someone." She replied. I snickered, and patted her on the back.

"That's my girl," I told her, and she smiled.

"You shouldn't encourage homicide," Tanya gave me a sideways glance, "that's bad parenting."

"Look whose fucking talking," I retorted.

"Language Kacchan..." Izuku sighed, leaning back into me.

"Sorry, sorry," I smirked, tightening my grip around him. He laughed lightly.

"Ituko, don't tell me you just died," Ketzuka sighed, "you idiot..."

"Sorry Onēchan," Ituko mumbled, watching as Ketzuka finished the fight by herself and revived Ituko.

"Games like these teach violence and unrealistic expectations. How can you let them play these?" Tanya demanded, and Ketzuka answered before I could.

"If you came up to critizice Dad and Papa's parenting methods, you can go back downstairs you old hag."

Ituko snorted and started laughing. Izuku just barely managed to swallow the water he had been drinking before starting to laugh, and I joined him,  putting my head down and laughing.

Tanya stood up, obviously offended, and walked over to Ketzuka, who looked quite proud of herself.

Izuku was the only one who noticed what was about to happen, and stuck his arm out, catching Tanya's fist.

"I thought I told you to leave my kids alone," he growled quietly. Everyone stopped laughing. Ituko stared with wide eyes, and Ketzuka blinked, before narrowing her eyes.

Everyone was silent.

Then the phone started ringing.

"I-I'll get it..." Ituko mumbled, standing up.

"H-Hello?... Oh, Uncle Shoto! Hi! Oh, um... alright, one minute..."

He put the phone down.

"Papa! Uncle Shoto wants to talk to you!" He called.

"I'll go..." I muttered, he nodded, standing up. I stood up, and went over to Ituko. He gave me the phone.

"Sup Half'n Half."

"Katsuki. Where's Izuku?"

"Dealing with Tanya."

"Ah... I was hoping he could come over..."

"Something wrong?"

"My father decided to visit at the same time as the rest of my family... and Inasa isn't doing a good job of breaking the tension."

"Of course he decides to fucking visit at the same time we're dealing with this. I swear, your dad is the king of inconveniences."

"I won't argue with that. I'll leave you be then-"

"Wait, what if I send the kids over? They love seeing you and Inasa, and..." I lowered my voice, "I think things about to go downhill quickly."

He was silent for a minute.

"Alright, and I'll make sure they won't get hurt."

"Who said they would? I'll send them over, just make sure they're back by 12."

"Will do. Thank you, and goodbye."

"See ya." He hung up.

"Are we going to visit Uncle Shoto?" Ituko asked.

"Yep, you two go get your things together. You know the way there, right?" I asked. They both nodded. Ketzuka slipped around Tanya and Izuku, who were still holding a staring contest.

"Alright, then go get ready and head over. He and Inasa need some help," I ruffled Ituko's hair, and smirked, "Oh, and if Shoto's old man is there, feel free to make fun of him."

"Ketzuka, Ituko, do not make fun of Shoto's father please." Izuku called.

"Alright Papa!" Ketzuka called, grabbing her phone and shoving it in her pocket.

"Bye!" Ituko waved as they left. Once I heard the door slam shut, my expression dropped into an angry one, as I went up behind Izuku.

"Kacchan?..." He glanced over at me, noticing the change.

A certain bitch decided to take advantage of this.

Whack!

Deku stumbled back into me, lifting his hand to his cheek. I caught him, and saw he had tears in his eyes.

I snapped.

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Ituko

W

hen Ketzuka rang the doorbell to Uncle Shoto's house, it wasn't answered by him or Uncle Inasa.

Instead, it was answered by a woman with long, straight white hair, and grey eyes. She stared down at us.

"Oh my..." she mumbled, before looking inside, "Shoto! Honey, there are children at the door!"

Shoto appeared in the doorway, frowning, but his lips curved into a small smile when he saw us.

"It's alright Mom, they belong to a friend."

"Excuse you, I don't belong to anyone!" Ketzuka crossed her arms, and Shoto chuckled.

"Sorry, come on in you two. I'm sure Inasa will be happy to see you." He said, and we nodded, following him inside.

He brought us to the living room, and immediately I noticed how tense the air was.

"Everyone," Shoto said stiffly, but before he could continue, Inasa saw us.

"Ituko! Ketzuka!" He exclaimed happily, running over and picking us both up. I yelped, but started laughing. Ketzuka giggled.

"Shoto, who are these... children?" An old man asked stiffly.

"The daughter and son of two of my friends," he replied, as Inasa puts us down. Ketzuka goes up to the old man, and stares at him for a moment.

"Are you Uncle Shoto's father?" She asked.

"Yes, I am. Is there a problem?" He demanded.

"Dad said I could make fun of you." She said, and I squeaked.

"B-but Papa asked us not too..." I told her.

"Hmm, yeah that's true..." she mumbled thoughtfully.

"I have no complaints if you make fun of my father." Shoto stated. Inasa snickered, and so did a white haired boy across the room, and the black haired boy next to him.

"Great! So you won't mind if I call him a smelly old man? Cause he stinks," Ketzuka held her nose, and sighed through her mouth, turning to Shoto's father, "Seriously, ever heard of deodorant?"

"Oh my god you're going to get us in trouble..." I mumbled, covering my face, embarrassed.

Shoto almost laughed, I could tell from his eyes, even he wasn't smiling.

"Anyway," she turned to the others, "I'm Ketzuka Bakugo! This is my little brother, Ituko!"

"H-Hi..." I mumbled shyly, staying behind her.

"Right... as I was saying, these are my friend's children. They're visiting for now, since... well their parents are dealing with some things..." Shoto sighed, "Ketzuka, Ituko, this is my family. You seem to have acquainted yourselves with my father, Enji, but these are my brothers, Natsuo and Touya," he gestured to the two men who had snickered earlier, who both waved, "my sister Fuyumi," he gestured to a woman with white hair with red streaks in it. She smiled and waved, "and my mother, Rei," he gestured to the white haired woman who had greeted us earlier.

"Nice to meet you all!" Ketzuka exclaimed, smiling.

"It's nice to meet you!..." I forced a nervous smile.

"Nice to meet ya!" Natsuo exclaimed.

"Sup," Touya grinned at us.

"Its a pleasure!" Fuyumi smiled.

"It's lovely to meet you both," Rei smiled softly.

Enji huffed.

"You guys want to play a game or something?" Natsuo asked, "I'm bored."

"We have a Switch," Shoto stated, pointing at it.

"Sweet!" Touya exclaimed, jumping down from the couch as he and Natsuo ran over to it.

"Don't hurt yourselves boys!" Rei laughed lightly.

"Sorry Mom!" They exclaimed together, before starting the Switch.

Fuyumi and Shoto picked up controllers, and they started a game, playing one of the four player Super Mario games.

"You guys suck at this," Ketzuka stated, after watching them fail to complete a level she considered easy for the fifth time.

"Maybe we wouldn't if Touya would stop taking all the power ups!" Natsuo exclaimed.

"Hey, I'm just trying to get points!" Touya replied, "Fuyumi's the one who keeps jumping into pits!"

"I haven't played this game in forever! Give me a break!" Fuyumi replied.

"Neither has Shoto, yet he's doing just-"

Shoto ran into a Goomba and died.

"Fine..." Touya sighed.

"Right, give me those," Ketzuka snatched the controllers from Touya and Natsuo, and gave one to me. Fuyumi gave hers to Inasa, and we restarted the level.

We beat it within seconds.

Natsuo whistled, "How are you so good at this?"

"Chemistry," Ketzuka replied. "You four obviously haven't played together in forever, so your a little off when it comes to getting along. Ituko and I play games together all the time, and whenever we come over, we play with Uncle Shoto and Uncle Inasa."

"Wow..." Fuyumi mumbled.

"Hey Fuyumi?" Touya asked, "Random question, but... You still think you can beat us at Mario Kart?"

Fuyumi smirked, "Hell yeah I can."

That's how we ended up playing Super Mario games all night, until it was time to go home.