So, my family and I went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner tonight, and, as usual, we got fortune cookies with our check. I'm just going to write out what the fortunes said, the joke will be self explanatory:

Me: Sever the ignorant doubt in your heart with the sword of self-knowledge.

Dad: New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you.

Mom: Some fortune cookies have no fortune.

No, I'm not joking, that is litteraly what the fortune cookie said. Needless to say, we laughed. A lot.