Y/n was running through the forest and saw destruction everywhere. There was just one thing on his mind he needs to fuck that MILF of the water tribe if it was the last thing he did.

He jumped over a log before he reached the edge of the land he was on.

He heard footsteps coming up behind him he turned to see some familiar face

Y/n: you guys can't stop me

One person stepped forward towards him.

???: come on y/n there is still enough time to stop it not too late.

Y/n: fuck that I want to do it. Even if you guys try to get in my way. It won't stop me.

???: you won't make it, we have the tuk on stand-by. You know what she can do and you!

He point at the reader who was reading the story wondering what the fuck was going on.

???: Come on, you're better than this.

Y/n: hey come on don't listen to him you remember last time what happened ... what they took away from us.

*flashback*

Author: so you are wondering why I brought you here

Y/n: is it what the title says? Do I finally get to have sex with the milf

He points at the title "neytiri sex??!!!!!"

Author: your correct y/n

-New title "Neytiri sex??!!!!!"(joke chapter)

Y/n: you son of a bi-

*later*

Author: It's no horny bat so see you later.

Y/n: oh shit!!!

Y/n has been banished to the horny jail in the darkness.

Looking at the author who was looking back at you reading the story.

Author: you do know that y/n is supposed to be you right? So see you later as well.

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Looking around it is just darkness with a jail in the middle.

Y/n: So what are you in for?

Looking at y/n who was looking back at you.

*Flashback over*

Y/n: we can't let that happen again.

You just look at y/n.

Y/n: see I Knew I could count on you to do the right thing.

???: no!

Y/n: let's blow this place

He got closer to the edge of the cliff.

???: don't do it y/n!

He took one last look at the navi.

Y/n: see you later Neteyam.

Neteyam: fuck tuk get him

Tuk ran from the group and went to grab him but it was too late. He jumped off the cliff.

Neteyam ran over the edge looking over, seeing Y/n pointing the middle finger at him.

The other walked over to him. One patted his shoulder.

???: what now?

Neteyam: now? Let's get the fuck out of here before he finds out that we lost him.

They agree and start to walk away but a shadow walks out of the forest in front of them.

???: Where is he?

Neteyam: where who?

???: you know who I'm talking about.

Neteyam: oh him um yeah so he kinda jumped off the cliff before we could get him.

The shadow looked down disappointed.

???: that there is no ice cream for a while.

Tuk: NO!

The group looked down sad about what happened. One of the girls walked over to her and hugged her.

The shadow man walked back into the forest.

*somewhere else*

Y/n: come on right there.

In Front of them was the door to the hut where the woman was at.

Y/n: we fucking made it reader it took us about 6o chapters we made it.

He walked up the steps and opened the door to the hut walking in.

Y/n: huh I expect it to be a lot more light in here.

That's when the door behind him closed.

Y/n: uh that was you right?

He looked at you confused that when the moment finally hit him he looked forward to seeing light coming out from the roof on a person.

Y/n: no it can't be.

???: oh yes it is.

y/n: author.

Author: good to see you again.

Y/n: you mot-

Author: no talking my friend. You know I expect too much out of the both of you.

y/n: wait I can explain.

Author: explaining is over.

He threw something at y/n hitting him. Nothing happened Y/n looked down and saw a duck.

Y/n: I think you threw the wrong thing.

Author: nop

That's when he disappeared. Y/n looked around seeing nothing.

That when stopping could be heard coming their way.

Y/n: no it can't be Trenisha...

You look at him confused.

Y/n: it's that one fat woman from the movie you know with the water slide.... She is black, you know which one I'm talking about.

The footsteps got louder now there was no light.

Y/n: reader I think I want my mom.

???: oh don't you worry little boy I'm going to take real good care of you.

Finger cracking could be heard.

Screams were the last thing you heard from him before the step came over to you.

Word count 864

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