I work on this for only about a hour but. I felt like the joke were not actually good and it had no reason to be posted on the main story so here it is
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Scene one- take 1 jumping in space.

I felt my body float almost like I was flying. Jumping to another wall I smack hard into it.

Y/n: Out fuck cut

Author: you alright y/n?

Y/n: No I just got smacked hard what do you think?

Author: well you still got to do that 10 time

Y/n: what the fuck!

Scene one take 2 jumping in space

Looking at the wall I got my feet under me and jumped.

Falling face first into the ground

Y/n: owwwwww

Author: Ah I see what happens the cable was not connected this time.

Y/n: why is it me man? I don't even get paid enough for this.

Author: back to the box y/n

Y/n: I should have just got a job as a security guard at a pizzeria instead of an actor.

Scene 3 take 2

Floating over to the chair I sit down and lock myself to it. The ship was taking off and the person next to me was floating upwards till he got violently thrown around.

Author: cut

Maintenance guy: sorry sorry we messed up the cable and it was crank up to 10

Y/n: I think the background guy passed out from that

author: dam alright get that homeless guy from down the street

Scene 12 take 1 make out

Kiri was sitting on my lap looking at me face to face
Are mouth reaching closer to eachother.

Jake: hey kids what going on over here

Jake was looking through the window

Kiri:DAD!!!!!

Jake: sorry I think I took a wrong turn somewhere to get to the cafeteria

Spider: dude that pretty funny just showing up nowhere

Y/n: spider how long have you been there

I said sarcastically

Spider: sorry it was start to get a bit spicy

Kiri: GUYS!!!!

Scene 12 take 2 make out

Her face was so close that I could feel her breathing. Leaning backwards to get in a better spot she gets closer till we fall backward in the chair.

Spider: hahahahahhahah

Y/n: hey it is not my fault i did what the script said.

Kiri: are you blaming me then!?

Y/n: hey now I never said that!

Lo'ak was laughing in the background behind the camera.

Y/n: Hey! Lo'ak maybe you should stop you don't even have any scenes like this with any girls.

Spider: Dammmm