Read this whole thing in the most sarcastic voice possible.

I actually can't believe I forgot about this.

So. Last year during PE these boys filled a condom with water and threw it like a water balloon (Because Cali boys are really mature), and so they had to get a talk on, guess what? Maturity! On their way to the gym to rejoin the girls, Matthew and Keegan decided to show just how much they learned. So, you know those sewer grates? Well, being the smart boys they are, they picked one up. Then Keegan decided to he had better places to be, so he ran away. Since Matthew is weak, he dropped the sewer grate on his toe, and like toes tend to do when sewer grates get dropped on them, it started bleeding. Keegan finished doing his drugs (if you haven't noticed, I highly dislike him), and ran over. Now, picture this. You're sitting in the gym, getting tortured by watching Inside Out, and Matthew comes limping in, his arm draped around Keegan's shoulders, Keegan's arm wrapped around his waist.... OTP!! So cute! Anyway, Matthew went down to the nurse's office, and she called his mom or aunt or whoever, and she came and took him to the ER. apparently his toenail had come of, and the actual toe under the nail was bleeding. So Matthew had to get a cast. See, everyone thought I had a crush on Matthew, but that didn't make sense. I liked him as a friend, but he reminds me to much of my brother and I'm gay as fuck. And my fave thing about school was making fun of him. That sounds mean. But to be fair he made fun of me too. So, he comes to school the next day, cast thingy (it wasn't really a cast cast, but it was like it) on, with crutches. All the girls were like,  'Omgg, what happened?' and his guy friends were like, 'lemme use your crutches!'. And I just started laughing hysterically. He did not appreciate it. But it was funny. Since he was on crutches he was always late to class, and like 10 minutes in to 5th period he still wasn't there, so I was like, "By the way, Matthew on crutches, so that's probably why he's late." and she was like, "oh okay, he's fine then." and I saw him coming down the hall, so I yelled RUN, as a joke, and he picked up his crutches and actually ran to class. and my whole table group (which he was a part of) burst out laughing. My teachers love me. I'm not at all a distraction to the class :). 

That's all for today! maybe I'll update Tuesday, we'll see.