The vine's caption is: When auto correct randomly capitalizes names and u sound like a psycho through text. 

So Jessica is really hard to expose. But I'll try.

So, I thought Jessica has never ever liked someone in her life. But I guess I was wrong. Once upon a time, there was thus guy. She went to school with him in 5th grade. but I have been sworn to secrecy so I can't tell you his name. Anyway, she liked him because they  would talk about games, and drawing, because he thought she was good (she is). Then, she stopped liking him, because he was actually a jerk. That's how all my crushes end, That or I get bored of them. Anyway, she stopped liking him, but then he asked her out, So she said no. But because Jessi was a super hot 10 year old, he asked her out again, to go to the dance with him. And she said no. Because she's a heartbreaker like that. Jess told me he asked her friend out after that, but her friend told her she had a bad time. Ha. 

He goes to the same middle school as Jessi and Alli, and last year me, so I know him and.....

Ya dodged a bullet Jess. Ya dodged a bullet.