Midtown Maniacs part II
CHAT between N(🛏️-b) and 🕷️-man
N(🛏️-b): Dude, we've got an issue
🕷️-man: I got a lot of issues
N(🛏️-b): I know you have issues, you don't need to tell me
N(🛏️-b): But this is something else
N(🛏️-b): It's about spider-man
Peter: Oh, it's about the group chat?
N(🛏️-b): WAIT U KNOW?!??!?!!
🕷️-man: Dude
N(🛏️-b): So you don't mind them knowing???
🕷️-man: I mean
🕷️-man: As long as there's no one with evil parents in there
🕷️-man: or as long as they don't tell their evil parents, really
N(🛏️-b): how did u find out tho??
🕷️-man: Mr stark is keeping an eye on it to monitor the situation as he calls it
N(🛏️-b): what'd he say when he saw that everybody already found out?
🕷️-man: I mean
🕷️-man: he was kind of mad, but
🕷️-man: then I brought up the whole 'I am iron man' thing
🕷️-man: so we're good
N(🛏️-b): Guess the apple doesn't yeet far from the tree huh
🕷️-man: sorry man but gtg
🕷️-man: I'm out patrolling
N(🛏️-b): I'm gonna go to bed then
🕷️-man: gnight
CHAT between N(🛏️-b) and 🕷️-man
🕷️-man: remember how i said i had a lot of issues
🕷️-man: well
🕷️-man: i have another one now
🕷️-man: ned
🕷️-man: you wouldn't happen to know how to stitch up a stab wound would you
🕷️-man: ned
🕷️-man: neeeeed
🕷️-man: NED
🕷️-man: ffs
Midtown Maniacs
Peter added Peter to the chat
MJ: say what now
Thomas: people can add themselves???
MJ: people cant
MJ: but peter is not people
Ifama: Guys stop spamming I'm trying to sleep here
Thomas: Peter added himself to the chat
Peter: guys i need ned
Peter: wheres ned
Thomas: he went to bed like an hour ago dude
Ifama: maybe we can help?
Peter: Hey Mr Stark. stab wound. very ow. much blood. could u help?
Peter: oops wrong chat
Ifama: WAHT
Thomas: YOU THINK!=??!?!?
MJ: dude get to the hospital!!!!
Tony added Tony to the chat
Tony: PETER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I STAB YOU MYSELF
Peter: Mr. Stark
Peter: I don't see how that would be very helpful
Peter: Actually I think that might just make it worse
MJ: 'might'
Thomas: SOMEBODY HELP HIM
Thomas: MJ STOP MAKING JOKES
MJ: I didn't make a joke, i just pointed out peters stupidity
Tony: hey that's my job
Larry: guys why is Tony Stark in our secret Peter group chat
Peter: ok guys I think it's under control, the bleeding has stopped and I'm headed to the tower
Larry: guy why is Peter in our secret Peter group chat
Larry: WAIT FUCK
Thomas: Larry i fucking hate u
Larry: Okay wow???
Ifama: I fucking hate you both
Ifama: you're literally best friends, so why do you keep acting like you hate each other?
Larry: bc we do
Larry: I just took pity on tom bc nobody else wanted him
Larry: that's the only reason I'm his best friend
Larry: because there is no other friends
Thomas: Larry u r literally a cup of cold coffee
Larry: u mean I'm ice coffee
Larry: aka totally trending
Thomas: aka overrated
Ifama: ok ice coffee is overrated? r u trying to insult larry or me?
Tony: Peter is receiving medical treatment and I have confiscated his phone since he, after being stabbed, used it to chat with his friends instead of using it to get medical assistance or call an ambulance.
Tony: I will decide if he can go to school tomorrow, depending on how well he's healing.
Tony: I will go back to pretending I know nothing of this chat. As will Peter.
Tony removed Peter from the group chat
Tony removed 45 messages
Tony removed Tony from the group chat
MJ: well
MJ: that was certainly interesting
Larry: almost as interesting... as the bio test tomorrow......
Larry: speaking of
Larry: we should probably do something so we don't have it
Larry: for peter, of course
Ifama: for peter, yes
Thomas: yeah for peter
MJ: obviously
A/N: Inspired by a chain of comments on the previous chapter by
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