inspired by various tumblr posts

MJ created a group chat

MJ added 476 members.

MJ named the group chat Midtown Students

MJ: Okay, so we all know how Peter Parker is Spiderman, right?

Cindy: Wait what????

Larry: Dude, it's obvious

Thomas: I saw him make his webby stuff in chem the other day

Sarah: He also jumped the gate out front. With, like, no run-up, or anything. Just jumped. He was like a freaking jumpy-guy

Thomas: What the fuck is a jumpy-guy

Sarah: It's a guy who jumps? 

Larry: What the fuck

Thomas: you mean like Harry Porter?

Ifama: I think it's Harry Potter

MJ: guys

Sarah: Harry Potter was a jumpy-guy?

Thomas: Well, no one is. jumpy-guy? not a real thing

Sarah: Harry Potter's not real?

Ifama: no

Ifama: But that's another subject

MJ: GUYS

Larry named the group chat Midtown Maniacs 

Larry: This is a trainwreck

Thomas: Your face is a trainwreck

Larry: Ok wow. 

MJ: GUYS FFS

MJ: I ActuaLLY HAD A REASON FOR MESSAGING

MJ: Peter Parker is spiderman, yeah? Any of you dumbo's watch the news? 

Larry: What do you mean?

MJ: Spidermans is in some huge fight down on times, all the avengers are there

Thomas: Oh fuck

Thomas: but we have a test tomorrow

Larry: Thomas you absolute old crispbread

Thomas: shut up fucknut

Larry: he's not gonna care about some STUPID TEST when he's in a fight to save NY

Thomas: Have you MET Petey the park?

MJ: MY POINT IS

MJ: He's probably going to be there all night, no chance will he be ready for that maths test

Thomas: No one is ever ready for maths, MJ, get to the point

MJ: What if we all say we were told it's Friday? If we all back each other up Mr mathsteacher will think he gave us the wrong date and we won't have it tomorrow

Larry: MJ do you not know our teachers name? 

MJ: To quote Tom

MJ: Shut up fucknut

Thomas: IDK if it'll work, but I'm in 

Thomas: I didn't study either

Larry: Oh, off saving NY too? 

Thomas: Larry you're a turd burger

Larry: Real mature

Thomas: shut up you half eaten sandwich

Ifama: Guys

Ifama: SHUT UP!!!! 

This might get a sequel or something