"Hello hidden villages, we bring you the show that shows you all about your favorite characters" a interviewer said." So today we will be interviewing the experiments themselves Jason and Leo"they added.

"Yeah um please tell me why I'm here?" I asked.

"Jason remember we're here because two random strangers came to our home and asked if we wanted to be on tv" Leo told me.

"Now that you know why you're here tell us a bit about oh my god are you the nine tails" they asked

"Kinda but are you just now realizing that I'm about 3 inches tall."

"I guess I didn't can you turn it off"

"Yeah sure" I said turning off my curse mark.

"Dang Jason's not a foxy guy anymore" Leo said. Everybody slabbed their face. "Your all mean"

"Here's a cookie" I said giving Leo a cookie

"I'm not going to forgive you for just one cookie" Leo stated. I gave him another cookie "yeah".

"Can we get back to my show" the man asked?

"Yeah, ok so I'm 13 and also I'm an uchiha" I said.

"I've herd a lot of ninja taking a liking of calling you the blue flame, could you show us the power itself."

"Yeah why not" I said before I lit my hand with flames that burn blue.

"Leo like fire fire pretty." Leo said roasting a marshmallow.

"So Leo would you like to tell us about yourself" they asked him?

"Did I not say marshmallow" Leo said while roasting multiple marshmallows.

After Leo was done with his marshmallows they asked him"so Leo we've heard that your in a little relationship with a girl name Sakura."

"Who's Sakura?" Leo ask.

"Oh you don't remember, well I have this video of you kissing her for 5 minutes maybe it will jog your memory.

"Jason I thought I burned I mean it got lost?"

"Oh no Leo I had 2 copies" I told him

"Dang it I knew it wasn't that easy." "Well Jason if you show that I will tell everyone your secret" Leo threatened.

"I don't have any secrets" I said.

" oh but you do, your first kiss was Sasuke!"

"Actually that was naruto, also naruto is also a ramen ingredient and naruto likes eating ramen so really he's eating himself."

"Oh yeah well I know that your real first kiss was with hinata."

"And what's weird about that" I asked

"I really hate you" Leo said.

"This used to be my show" the host stated sadly."hey I know you should fight right here to see who's the better."

"Ok" I replied

"That sounds fun" Leo added.

I powered up to curse mark 2 and 9 tailed mode, Leo went stayed in dragon sage mode. I activated my 3 tomoe sharingan, Leo activated his byakugan then he manifested a sword out of gold.

I sent a punch in Leo's direction but he dogged it, then he grabbed my neck and began to choke me but then my shadow clone popped. Yep that's what I'm doing, so I came behind him to stab him but he caught me.

"The byakugan lets you see shadow clone" Leo said. But then everything around him turned to void." Am I dead wait we're is the devil" then my face came out and screamed at him, "there it is."

See I put Leo in a gen jutsu so that he would sleep for the rest of the interview. 39 minutes later "Jason you made me go sleepy bedtime."

"Try hard" I said.

"I am done here you two are obviously more qualified to run this show than me, GOOD NIGHT AMERICA.

"Um we're not in America"

BANG

The next week

"Really Leo you actually got us canceled that quickly" I asked

"Hey the viewers gets what the viewers want" Leo said smug.

"Nobody and I mean nobody wanted that" I said

"Well it's got 3 million likes on YouTube"Leo replied.

"Sigh"