BRUH 100+ READERS? I'M SO CONFUSED, HOW -

Anyways... I'm making a special, I guess.? I don't know, it's just another chapter.

Um... So. AAAA-

Expectations:

My mom should accept me and let me cut my hair (Mom: NO // Me: stfu mom) 

Reality:

Mom is like, 'Naw girl if you cut it short it'll turn into an afro and you'll have to style it every single day duakdnsjcjajc-'

Well, MOM I'm willing to do it little bi-

Expectations:

Responisble child that can be trusted 😌👊

Reality: 

Naw, hunny I'm neither of those things, whatchu talkin' bout- 

Expectations:

I have a regular sense of humor that a normal child without screens in their life have

Reality:

FUcked up sense of humor, I laugh at sex jokes, people getting hurt, etc. DJeoakfnajfkakfj-